You fight, anyway, I already have your flesh and blood in my belly!

When you were walking on the road, a bitch jumped on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot and swallowed it quickly. When you put out your foot to kick it, the dog said with tears: You fight, anyway, I already have your flesh and blood in my stomach!

2

The mouse is particularly depressed because he has no girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of foresight. Mouse: What do you know? She is at least a stewardess.

three

A friend asked the bat how he married a mouse. The bat has tears in his eyes, which is meaningful: alas! That day, he ate Viagra, with strong firepower, jumped on the ceiling and gave him a hand.

four

I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you.

five

The ant lay lazily in the soil and stretched out a leg. A friend asked you why. Ant: Then the elephant came and tripped him.

six

Magpie comes, and mother says it looks like a bird or a guest; The swallow came, and my mother said it was a good bird or a guest. The crow came, and the child asked, are you a guest? The crow cried, Yes, I am a hacker!

seven

A beautiful woman found lipstick too heavy, wiped it with a wet tissue and threw it on the road. An old man picked it up, looked at it for a long time and suddenly woke up. He caught up and said, girl, this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off!

eight

Humorous joke, cucumber is lovelorn and crying, eggplant comforts her: love is not only sweet, but also intoxicated, heartbroken and tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

A passage, a philosophy, a spiritual journey once a day.