Humorous jokes, happy smiles.

Humorous jokes make you laugh in your spare time. Let me sort out some humorous jokes for you:

1. My colleague went to buy milk tea. He said he wanted a cup of fairy grass, and the waiter brought a cup of fairy grass right away. Colleagues also said, give me lemon milk tea, and the waiter changed it immediately. My colleague left after drinking, and the waiter stopped him. Say you haven't given the money yet, my colleague said, I exchanged it with Xiancao and gave it to j8! The waiter said, but you don't give the grass money, and my colleague said, I didn't fucking drink a bite, so what money should I give!

2. Girls' dormitories often have people lighting candles to put out their knots and then shouting? I love you? Confess. Jun A lost the game tonight and was fined for simulating the scene. He was shy by nature and refused to speak for a long time after lighting the candle. More and more people were found upstairs, and many onlookers cheered for him. As a result, he held back for a long time and looked up and shouted: sell-wax-candles! ?

3. I have a friend, male', who asks his son: Do you love your father or mother more? Children will think and say: mom. At this time, my father stood up and said, you love my mother more. Look, you drank so much of me, and your mother still has so much. So the child was very moved and said, Dad is the best.

4. A man knocked down a strange old man by motorcycle in downtown! That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and burst into tears. Dad, wait for me, I'll get you a doctor! ? After that, he ran away . . The old man struggled and shouted angrily, Come back here! ? Everyone has their own opinions:? What a filial son! ?

Xiaoming came home from the exam, and his mother asked him: How did you do in the exam? Xiao Ming said:? Only one question is wrong! ! ? Mother asked, "What's the problem? Xiao Ming said:? How much is 3 times 7? Mom asked:? How much are you? Xiao Ming said:? I waited for a 20.9 recklessly!

6. The photographer asked Dai Xiao how many seconds it took. Dai Xiao obviously held out three fingers. Why did the photographer press the shutter immediately? Because idiots are sticking out: middle finger, ring finger and little finger, which also means OK!

After several days and nights of breathing by 20 million people in Beijing, the air quality in Beijing has finally improved. The spirit of new Beijing was born: virtue carries fog, self-improvement does not suck, hard work, creating gray yellow! ? Facts have proved once again that fog is more expensive to suck! ?

8. personals: I don't like make-up, so I can save money on make-up. I don't like shopping, snacks, cars and buying cars. In addition, the kind that usually loves to save money is the best.

9. My girlfriend broke a bowl while washing dishes, complaining that I said, It's all your fault? I said:? You broke it. Why do you blame me? She said,? Well, if you wash this, won't I break it?

10, my son just made me angry. He may know that I am really angry, so he said to me, Dad, don't be angry, I will listen to you later, okay? So I yelled at my son: I'm not your dad, so don't call me dad? As soon as I finished speaking, I heard something broken in the kitchen, and then I went in to have a look. My wife accidentally dropped the cup! I was about to speak: my wife said nervously, do you know everything? Me: What do you know? Wife: Nothing. Nothing! Maybe I was too loud just now and scared my wife!

I will continue to provide you with more humorous jokes.

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