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Funny sentences to describe yourself beautifully
A sense of humor is all about proportion. ——Li Jibolun
Many true words are said in jokes. ——Swift
Humor is the sense of absurdity that refuses to be taken seriously. ——Usher
Humor and wit are flashes of wisdom. ——English Shakespeare
Humor is a sign of wisdom, education and moral superiority. ——De Engels
A successful person deals with setbacks with a sense of humor. ——James Penn
Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality. May you humor yourself. ——Lenin of the former Soviet Union
People who understand humor and know how to do it will generally be very happy. ——Tranquility
Humor is a sign that workers have confidence in their cause and that they have an advantage. ——Engels
A person with a true sense of humor has a unique understanding, smiles happily and coldly, and breathes a sigh of relief into the dull life. ——Qian Zhongshu
Humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the spirituality of ancient and modern philosophers. Anyone who has the quality of humor is smart and enlightened. They will use humor to solve all difficult problems and arrange every situation calmly and just right. ——Qian Renkang
You can’t always get along with others with a straight face. A sense of humor is paramount; it will make your job easier and bring a welcome dose of sunshine into the lives of your employees. ——Parkinson Rust Moji
Good humor not only makes you laugh, it also makes you cry! If you cry too much, the price will drop. So when the tears are gone, you will be happy. You can still see the solemn and sincere soul of the author in the laughter. Maybe the pain of humor is no less painful than the pain of pain. ——Wang Meng
Humorous sentences
I came quietly and left quietly, waving my dagger, leaving no one alive
When will the bright moon come? Look up
A hero doesn't care about the way out, and a gangster doesn't care about his age
When you see an uneven road, roar, then keep moving forward
There is no airtight wall. There is no beam that cannot be hung
Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!
Take the child’s hand and drag him away! If Ziruo doesn't leave, he'll be knocked unconscious and continue to be dragged away!
Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?
When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.
Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.
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