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a storm may arise from a clear sky—sth unexpected may happen any time
Catholicism: shit happened
Protestants: Shit happens in different ways.
Judaism: Our shit hasn't happened yet.
Confucianism: When shit happens, let it happen properly.
Atheism: shit won't happen, and it won't happen.
Buddhism: shit has happened, shit has happened, shit is about to happen, shit is happening, but shit is nothing.
Voodoo: If something happens, it has been dumped by someone.
Communism: I don't admit that shit happens.
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