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Sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

Sleeping Pills

Bob had insomnia at night. He went to the doctor, who gave him some powerful sleeping pills.

Bob took his medicine Sunday night, slept well, and woke up before the alarm went off. He arrived at the office, walked in, and said to the boss: "I didn't have any trouble getting up this morning."

"Okay!" the boss yelled, "Then where were you on Monday and Tuesday? ?"