Chongqing dialect joke

Highlights of jokes in Chongqing dialect

1, don't buy a ticket, then throw Luo Dou down for me.

Is this the story?

An Weng, hunched over, said. One day, getting on the bus was crowded. Han stood beside Weng, suffering from the hump hitting his chest, and cried, Just put the baggage down! ? Weng heard something in his words and replied crossly:? Move your pocket! ? . The conductor doesn't know what to do. At first sight, he heard this statement, loudly: Those who put Luo Dou on the bus should buy tickets quickly! ? At this time, Han was even more angry when he learned about it. I heard that Luo Dou wants to buy tickets! ? . As soon as the driver heard that someone didn't buy a ticket, he dared to talk back and catch his breath in front of him. If you don't buy a ticket, then throw Luo Dou down for me! ?

Note: Luo Dou, in Chongqing dialect, is another kind of "ass".

2、? My child?

One day, the boat arrived at the small gorge. A passenger suddenly heard a sound? My shoes (Haizi), my shoes (Haizi). I exclaimed, so I can think before I plop into the rapids. After searching for a long time, he didn't see the shadow of the child except an ordinary shoe. He was anxious to ask where the people on board were. ? The woman who called the child away just now said quickly? Right in front of your eyes, right in front of your eyes. ?

A false alarm.

3、? Are you going to roll or not?

A northerner came to Chongqing to stay in a hotel. When she was washing her face with hot water, the waiter came over and asked with concern. Are you going to roll or not? Northerners were furious. ? what did you say ? It's nothing. I just asked you if the boiling water would boil. Is this wrong? What? Plain water, the original plain water. Oh, I see. ? Sorry, miss, sorry, misunderstanding! ? At this time, the waitress was confused. What do you mean? I don't understand. It seems that she hasn't figured it out yet!

4、? Two days?

Xiao He is talking business with Zhou Xiao from the northeast, when the secretary comes in, whispers a few words in Xiao He's ear and leaves. After about a quarter of an hour, Xiao He stood up and said to Zhou Xiao. I am glad that we have reached an understanding in many aspects today, and I sincerely hope that we will cooperate happily in the future, but our foreign company is facing an investment and needs me to solve it, so I have to leave for a few days. As for some of our specific things, let's talk in a couple of days. ? Okay？ Zhou Xiao readily promised.

The next day, he arrived as scheduled, but he found Xiao He didn't come. Impossible, Xiao He is always punctual. Wait a minute, Xiao He hasn't arrived yet. Zhou Xiao is a little angry. I have to ask his secretary.

? Knock, knock. ,? Who is it? A woman's soft voice came from the office. ? Your boss, I need to talk to him. Why don't you come in? . ? Why is your boss unpunctual and hasn't come yet? Zhou Xiao said a little angry. Didn't our boss tell you? Will we talk about our future cooperation? No, didn't he say two days is today? Hearing this, the secretary couldn't help laughing. Tell you what? The secretary said, what is our two days later? Zhou Xiao couldn't help but open his mouth, puzzled for a while.

5、? Grandma?

A Chongqing girl is studying in Peking University. One day, an old lady came to see her. The classmate asked this girl? Who is this? She answered? Is it my mother-in-law? The students were very surprised and confused. How can it be your mother-in-law? This girl is also very strange to ask. Hey! What makes you say that she is not my mother-in-law?

Clever, do you know where they are wrong? It turns out that Chongqing girl's mother-in-law refers to her father's mother, that is, her grandmother, while northerners understand it as her husband's mother.

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