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Pang Tong Zhuge Liang played chess, and Pang Tong found Zhuge Liang's loophole after falling into a trap?
When I was very young, I heard an old man tell a story: When Zhuge Liang was young, he was once a guest at Pang Degong's house. Pang Degong and Mr. Si Mahui, a water mirror, were playing chess, and Kongming was watching it, which tickled his heart. At this time, the lad came to report that Pang Degong's nephew Pang Tong had come to visit his uncle. Pang Degong exultation:? Feng Chu to also! ? Si Mahui said? It's rare for Wolong and Feng Chu to meet today. How about letting two people fight on the chessboard? ?
Pang Degong stroked his beard and smiled. Very good! ? When the lad got a new chessboard, Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong fought each other. After some competition, both sides suffered from each other's injuries, but they couldn't help each other for a while. In an instant, an hour passed, and it was still impossible to tell the winner.
The boy is getting bored and asks: Gentlemen, which of them will win? ? Si Mahui said? Pang Gong's nephew, playing chess can be described as a coup with frequent changes, which is really admirable! ? Pang Degong said? Although your little apprentice has not changed much in playing chess, he is a rare talent, but he is slow and steady, step by step! ? Here Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong were unable to defeat each other at the moment, and they began to offer a killing trick. Pang Tong had a high heart and was the first to fall into Zhuge Liang's trap.
Zhuge Liang laughed. Shiyuan, you lost! Cannon you, general! ? Pang Tong surprised out in a cold sweat. It seems that the overall situation is set and there is no flaw. But Pang Tong calmed down and found that there was a loophole in Zhuge Liang's seemingly cautious layout. If this move goes on, Zhuge Liang's previous layout will be gone.
Pang Tong suddenly calmed down and said with a smile. Kong Ming bombarded me and fell into the phoenix slope? It's really clever, how about I stirrup you five zhangs' original? ? Zhuge Liang saw that his previous hard layout was gone and he had to start all over again.
No one knows who won or lost the final outcome. It may be a draw. However, Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong made a prophecy in one word: Pang Tong was shot dead in the phoenix slope by disorderly arrows, and Zhuge Liang was exhausted to death in Wuzhangyuan. The ancients said: Things are like chess! I didn't expect that Feng Chu's life in Wolong was really like a chess game, and he didn't become the final winner, which really made people feel deeply.
As far as this story is concerned, in fact, it is true that Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan in history, but Pang Tong didn't die in Luofengpo at all, but died at the gate of Luocheng, and was buried in Luofengpo by Liu Bei. Obviously, this story was compiled by later generations according to the facts that have happened.
people prefer to attribute their failure to fate, rather than looking for reasons from themselves. The failure of Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong is not a fate. A strategist in Pang Tong, how can he stand in the front line when attacking the city and be shot dead by random arrows? If you look closely at the History of the Three Kingdoms, you will find that Pang Tong's personality is more conspicuous, and he once quarreled with Liu Bei. The strategist rushed to the front line to direct the siege, which was also in line with his character, so he died of disorderly arrows entirely by himself.
Zhuge Liang died of illness in Wuzhangyuan, which had a lot to do with himself. He was a paranoid workaholic, eating all day, being busy until midnight every day, sitting in a wheelchair all day, lacking exercise and getting sick. In the end, when Zhuge Liang died, he attributed all this to fate. Isn't it a joke?
Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong are really rare talents in the Three Kingdoms, but they are not gods, but people. People have their own shortcomings and weaknesses, and what ultimately kills them is the seemingly tiny weakness, which is definitely not fate!
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