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The precious flowers raised at home are stolen by mice, and they are all eaten at night!
The pot of rainbow purslane raised by elaine, a flower friend, is lush, and I hope its branches will be longer and look better when hung up. I didn't expect to be eaten up by rats overnight.
This is what it looks like after eating, but I have to say that this mouse is quite gardening. Look, after eating all the leaves, there are thicker branches, which are thinner than pruning, making people laugh and cry ~
When it comes to mice, flower farmers probably have stories. Rats that haunt at night will choose the most tender and delicious flowers to eat. That's all our efforts. Let's take a look at the flowers that the evil mouse ate today ~
What flowers did the mouse eat? 1, green radish.
When it comes to the green plants that mice eat the most, green radish is definitely the first, probably because it is widely raised, and its fresh and juicy leaves are definitely the favorite of mice.
Rats are omnivores. In addition to whole grains and leftovers, they also like to eat plants at home, especially leafy green radish. It is not a big news that there are many people and mice eat them.
Rats are so cunning that some flower friends can't catch them anyway, and finally they get into trouble with rats. They bought some new pots of green radish specially, and put sticky mouse boards beside them. Guess what? It's annoying that the mouse didn't come. It seems to be sperm!
2, fleshy
Another kind of mouse's favorite is succulents, also called succulents, whose leaves are full of juice and water. No wonder mice like to chew it ~
Some mice are very clever. They only chew the fleshy leaves with thick leaves, leaving only the stems, which makes people angry!
Some mice have a strange smell, even the fleshy cactus and cactus are spared.
But this mouse must have suffered a lot, and it is estimated that its mouth still hurts.
Raise more meat to prevent mice. Some flower friends really take it seriously, and directly buy a mousetrap and put more meat in it to see if it dares to come.
There are also flower friends, who are always bitten by rats if they raise too much meat. In the end, all the rest were pots, and I was exhausted and wanted to give the mouse some color to see. They planted "bachelor trees" in empty pots. I heard that this succulent juice is poisonous, and rats can eat it, whatever ~
Photo author: What kind of flower?
3. orchids
My boyfriend gave me a heart cymbidium. Two careful hearts look good.
I didn't expect to be targeted by rats overnight. Maybe I don't like this mouse very much. I took a bite and ran away. But why bite them both? What a pity!
As the saying goes, love is always imperfect, so keep it. ...
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