Joke about your own poisoned chicken soup

1. Make up your mind every night. Start to change tomorrow, live a good life and work hard, and turn over under the covers at noon the next day. It's noon, so let's take a rain check.

2. My current economic situation is only the situation, but there is no economy.

3. The root of your pain is . But you can't be as lazy as a pig.

4. You will always wait for someone who will love your small eyes, low nose, imperfect figure, short legs, unchangeable weight and your shameless personality.

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XVI. Find a boyfriend who loves me.

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XVII. Find a boyfriend who loves me,

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XVII. Find a boyfriend . Find a man.

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7. This hot weather is suitable for confession. If you succeed, you can date and drink ice. If you fail, it doesn't matter, at least your heart is half cold.

8. People like me who don't even know many famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

9. I've been single for a long time. I feel beautiful when I look at the dog, let alone unscrew the bottle cap. The fire hydrant can be unscrewed. 1. Other people's friends. Encourage each other to work together. My friends and I hope that each other will work hard to get rich and wait for free food and drink. 11. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, because life will not only deceive you, but even beat you up next.

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you don't marry me after ten years, it's too bad for us, really too bad.

13. If you are unhappy, it may be that money is not in place. Although it is vulgar, it is true.

14. I feel sleepy all day. My life is hard, my personality is unsociable, and my appearance is very popular. Can I say that I am a difficult crowd?

15. I can drive when I eat chicken, but I can't walk. If I can squat in the house, I can't lie on the hillside. The reality is so bleak that I can't play without a car and a room.

16. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding and ugliness is not chic.