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Looking for some jokes that are suitable for telling at parties.

One day, I was driving on the Third Ring Road and when I arrived at the International Trade Center, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my lower abdomen, no! Want to poop.

I glanced around and found no public toilets. However, there was a quite large restaurant open for business. It was crowded with people and business was booming. There should be a toilet. Not caring much, I went straight to the hotel door.

"Borrow the toilet!" I said to the doorman and went straight to the lobby. I seemed to hear the doorman shout something. Leave him alone! I held my belly in my hands and quickly searched around the first floor. I couldn't find the toilet, so I hurried up to the second floor.

The second floor was being renovated. I finally found the toilet at the corner of the stairs. There was a triangle sign at the door saying: "Under construction, please do not use!" NND, who cares! Let’s talk after you finish.

I opened the toilet seat, sat on it, and instantly felt a surge of energy. One word: I felt so good!

After finishing, I wiped the PP with a cigarette case, tidied up my appearance, put on my pants and belt, and walked downstairs easily. At this time, the first floor was silent and deserted, but just now it was full of guests. Cups and chips are intertwined!

I was wondering when I suddenly heard movement at the bar. I walked over and poked my head in, and saw a waiter crawling out from under the table.

Me: Dude! What's going on?

Waiter: Damn it! Dude! You are lucky to have missed what happened just now.

Me: What’s wrong?

Waiter: Just now a pile of shit fell from the ceiling, and then fell on the ceiling fan in the lobby... Fortunately, I dodge quickly!

Me:... 1. Woman: "As long as I have money, I can marry anyone." Man: "Will you marry the bank safe?"

2. Quarrel At that time, the difference between men and women was like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun.

3. My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes horse riding every day. As a result, Ma lost 40 pounds in one month.

4. Patient: "Doctor, you left the scissors in my stomach." "It doesn't matter, I still have one."

5. Judge: Why did you print a fake Money? The defendant said innocently: Because I can't print real money.

6. Wife: "Men are all timid." Husband: "Not necessarily, otherwise why would I marry you."

7. First couplet: Hahaha Haha, second line: Hey hey hey hey. Hengbiao: Mental illness

8. First year: He talks, she listens. Year 2: She talks, he listens. Year Three: They talk and the neighbors listen.

9. If the cold world we live in is still difficult to change, at least I still have your face to dissolve the ice and snow.

10. Thief A: "Quickly count how much money you robbed today?" Thief B: "No, I will find out by reading the newspaper tomorrow."

11 .Teacher: "Peter, do you know how many years a mouse can live?" Peter: "It depends on the cat."

12. The kangaroo said to the dog: "I can put the phone on In my bag, you can only hang your phone on your butt!"

13. Zhu Bajie: I changed my name to Sai Panan, many beauties are waiting for me! Sun Wukong: Could it be that you are online, idiot.

14. The daughter asked her mother: "Was Dad shy before?" "If he wasn't shy, you would be at least four years older now!"

15. Father: You are so old now , it’s time to find a wife. Zi: Yes, but in the vast sea of ??people, whose wife should I find?

16. Female: "Why are you always chewing candy when you talk to me?" Male: "How can you come up with so many sweet words if you don't chew sugar?"

17. Female A: "You Does your fiancé know your age? "Otome: "Yes, he knows part of it." 18. "I treat her like an arctic!" "How?" "She is as cold as ice. It attracts me like a magnet."