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Mozzie's composition

In study, work and life, writing is the most unfamiliar thing for everyone. With the help of writing, you can vent your emotions and adjust your mood. Do you know how to write a standardized composition? The following is the composition of mosquitoes I sorted out for you, hoping to help you.

The composition of mosquitoes 1 46, 47, 48 ... ouch! I don't count, I don't count, and the number of this red bean is countless. These two days, I was bitten to death by a hateful mosquito! I think this electric mosquito coil is going to be laid off, too.

So I made up my mind: "I won't send you to the grave, I swear-I won't-for people."

It's 8 o'clock in the evening, in my bedroom, the characters are me and my mother; The target is mosquitoes that should be chopped to pieces. The report is over. Let's leave now.

My mother and I sat quietly on the bed, waiting for the criminal to appear. "Hum-hum-"Ha! Finally, you made me miserable. I reached out my hand and snapped. I thought the mosquito had ascended to heaven, but she ran away. Mother said, "Don't worry, wait until it stops." I looked around and found mosquitoes. Stare at it. Very cunning. It stops on the ceiling. But this move is not necessarily a bad thing for me, because I found another mosquito on the ceiling. I waved the newspaper to the ceiling and said, "I'll stun you if I don't fan you to death." The two mosquitoes were frightened and flew around blankly for a while. One stopped on the wall and the other landed on the door. Then we will naturally split up! Mother quietly walked to the mosquito on the door, jumped on it quickly, covered the door with the newspaper and pressed it twice. Mosquitoes went to hell without even a chance to catch their breath. Mother proudly said: "The veteran is out, and one is the top two."

But my side is not so smooth. I walked softly, jumped on it, and the mosquito quickly hid. After the last lesson, I am more careful. Walk over gently, slap unexpectedly, and it will go to hell.

I was so happy that I put my hands on my chest and said, "There is no Amitabha in the south. I pray for you-don't be a mosquito in the next life."

Mosquito's composition 2 "hum" a plane is coming ... why doesn't the plane take off? Always hovering over my head, no! It's not a plane, it's a mosquito!

I woke up from my dream and turned on the light. In the soft light, a mosquito with type A blood is singing and jumping happily. I was so angry that I couldn't help but take out two hands swollen by mosquito bites. "Pa, pa! ..... "I can only hear the sound of clapping, but I didn't see the mosquitoes fall. I quickly called my mother up to do something for me. My mother suddenly thought of a good way to kill this hateful mosquito-"gunman" with mosquito killer. Can it escape? Just brought the mosquito killer, the mosquito suddenly disappeared in front of my eyes, and I couldn't even see it. I've looked everywhere, but I can't find it. Suddenly, my eyes lit up and I found that mosquitoes were hiding in a small corner without making any noise. I thought to myself: Damn mosquito, you can't escape now! I picked up "heat" and sprayed it on mosquitoes. After a while, the mosquitoes staggered down. Hardly had I laid down when another plane flew to my ear. I was upset and stood up again. " I shot left, right, up and down, but no mosquito fell, fell! ""But the mosquito really walked into the trap and flew under the sheets. I pressed it. After a few seconds, I slowly opened the sheets. Mosquitoes rushed out of the sheets, hit my face and flew away.

This time, it flew under the pillow again, and I pressed it hard. This time I didn't press it for a whole minute like I did just now, and then I was willing to let go. This time, I thought: it won't be dead, it's suffocating! I opened the pillow carefully, and finally the mosquito died, and I squeezed out a lot of blood. The mosquito died, but I was exhausted by them.

Composition of a mosquito on a summer night 3. I sat at my desk doing my homework carefully and happened to meet a particularly difficult math problem. Just as I was racking my brains to think about this question, a mosquito came and kept singing in my ear.

At first I ignored it, just fanned it back and forth with my hand to drive it away. However, if the fan is gone, it will fly back. If you fan it again, it will fly back, as if reluctant to leave me. Finally, I couldn't bear it any longer. I went to look for a fly swatter, and it took me a long time to find it. When I went back to the house and tried to kill the hateful mosquito. But it's gone. I searched the house twice, but I didn't see it. It seems to be playing hide-and-seek with me. I want to give up in order to catch up with my homework. Just then, my eyes flashed and I found it hidden in a small corner. I quickly picked up the fly swatter, ready to beat mosquitoes hard. Just when I was about to shoot, it glanced at me and flew away, as if to say, "You can't shoot me, save your strength." "I looked at its distant figure and could only gnash my teeth and say," I'm going to shoot you. "

Don't want to delay the study time, continue to sit at the desk and do your homework. What is exasperating is that mosquitoes fly back and buzz around me. I was so angry that I picked up the fly swatter again. This time, I can't be as careless as last time. I tried my best to search for the target and kept a close eye on its flight direction. It stopped, and I walked over carefully. The cat hunched its back, hunched its back for fear that it would find me. Bang, ha ha ha. Mozzie became my loser. I proudly turned the fly swatter over and lovingly wiped the blood on it with toilet paper. How much blood did I drink?

I sat at the table again, thinking: this mosquito has not escaped from my palm, and this math problem is not difficult for me. After a while, I solved the problem.

Mosquito's composition 4 This hot summer, there are too many beautiful things: the wind by the sea, cold popsicles, beautiful skirts ... but it just happened to catch up with the "mosquito bite peak". Well, I can't help it. Life cannot be perfect.

"Buzz, buzz …" Look, the mosquitoes are playing again. Wow, that scene is simply that others sing for money and mosquitoes sing hard.

I scratch my left hand and my right hand, which is really the first itch in the world! I can't do my homework well At one point, I was very uncomfortable because I was bitten by a mosquito, so I scratched and wrote, and my words became crooked. Another reason is that there are too many mosquitoes, and some mosquitoes are not flying in the air. I don't know, but I thought I was nothing!

I just don't do my homework first. I put down my pen, crossed my waist, my eyes were full of murderous look, and I muttered, "Hum, I won't kill you after reading it!" " Bite me, you're dead! "I scratched my hand, ready to use my" Tathagata palm "when shooting mosquitoes in the future.

"Hum-"A mosquito came and I sat safely in the chair. I'll hit it off soon! It stops on my arm. I smiled and said, "In fact, this mosquito can't be cured. This mosquito is so stupid, but it calls itself a "blood-sucking demon"!

I snapped and my eyes were dizzy. Maybe I fainted at the sight of blood! One, two, three ... all here, so I have to introduce my other trick, Guanyin with a thousand hands. Brush brush, three times five divided by two will dry the mosquitoes. However, after a while, my legs were full of bags.

Now, a thousand words are condensed into one sentence: "Mosquito, I hate you!" " "

Mosquito's composition 5 "buzzes" and I have a headache in my ears. As soon as I heard the sound, I knew that mosquitoes were coming.

On this day, I was sleeping, and this annoying mosquito "sang" in my ear. I'm going to put up with it again I buried my head in bed, and finally the mosquito stopped singing in my ear. Just think about it and be happy. After a while, I felt so bored that I stuck my head out. I'm confused. Is this mosquito waiting for me outside the bed? Mosquitoes are singing in my ear again.

I can't bear it any longer. I turned on the light, picked up the electric mosquito swatter and prepared to fight. The mosquito landed on my pillow, and I patted it with an electric mosquito swatter. Ha, I killed the mosquito. I was thinking that I could finally sleep peacefully, but just after I covered the quilt, another mosquito came, probably because the family of the mosquito who had just been killed came to take revenge. I turned on the light at the gate again, holding an electric mosquito swatter in my hand, trying to find the "enemy" like a soldier who had just returned and was going out to fight.

First, I saw mosquitoes on the ceiling. I jumped up, alas, I miss them. At this point, this group of enemies is divided into two groups, one is still on the ceiling and the other is at the foot. I just hit the ceiling, and the group at my feet suddenly gave my "Mr. porter" a "big red envelope", and they finally got revenge on their families. At this moment, I glanced at the alarm clock. It's already five in the morning. Look at me in the mirror with "panda eye" and "chicken nest head" I'd better go to bed quickly.

Through this "combat" experience. I think mosquitoes are really bad people, and I am at odds with them from now on!

I am a mosquito, and I have to shed my skin seven times from larva to mosquito. My molting experience is absolutely different from others. That's weird. You don't believe it? I'll tell you if you don't believe me.

I grew wings a week after I was born, and then I learned to fly. I shed my skin for the first time and flew away.

Flying and flying, I hit something, but why didn't I see anything? That thing stuck me to it. I looked at it for a long time and found that this thing was actually a thin net! I keep moving. At this time, a guy with eight legs and eight eyes climbed up. He spit out the white thread in his mouth, wrapped it around my body firmly, and then put his mouth out.

I was shocked and shed four layers of skin at once, and the white line naturally stuck. I got a wing and ran away.

Later, I accidentally strayed into Nepenthes, and this plant will emit some transparent digestive juice. I quickly shed my skin again, thinking it was me. It ate me and suddenly opened the lid.

I never dared to go to that place again. One day, I was flying along a stream. I was about to fall on a flower to catch my breath when the water gave a strange cry. Unconsciously, a monster with horrible patterns on his back and spots on his head appeared in front of me. I turned my head and ran. It is jumping, chasing and croaking behind. As soon as its long tongue stretched out, it caught me, so I had to shed another layer of skin and take the opportunity to start.

Alas, my experience of molting is really thrilling!

There is a saying in the world that "persistence is victory."

In summer, we all know that mosquitoes are our biggest natural enemies. Mosquitoes suck our blood every day without our consent. After sucking blood, small red envelopes as big as persimmons will appear on our skin, even red ones will be itchy. Especially at night, if you don't turn on the air conditioner, mosquitoes will buzz in your ear and make you unable to sleep. So, I want to invent an anti-mosquito artifact. At first, I cut the coke bottle in half, took out the half with the bottle mouth, unscrewed the bottle cap, wrapped a bag around the mouth of the bottle cap, and put a little aloe gel in it. At first, there were many mosquitoes, and then there were many mosquitoes, because mosquitoes can breed on aloe gel. If they are in poor health, they will die directly. When their vitality is strong, their vitality will be weak. The second time, I cut the coke bottle in half, took out half of the coke bottle, unscrewed the bottle cap, took a bag and put some salt in it. Mosquitoes didn't eat it at all, and the second time ended in failure.

A few days later, I halved my coke. First cut the bottle mouth of the coke bottle into a funnel shape, then wrap a transparent garbage bag on the remaining coke bottle, put some sugar and glue in the coke bottle, and then buckle the cut bottle mouth upside down in the coke bottle. The mosquito killer is finished! At first there were many mosquitoes, but later there were fewer. I don't know if I didn't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it. Some mosquitoes want to get rid of glue, and some mosquitoes are dying.

Yes! Persistence is victory, persistence is the best shortcut to success, and persistence is the golden key to success. As long as you persist, you will succeed.

I get angry when I think of the fight with mosquitoes last night!

I slept soundly last night, and the mosquitoes in my ears made my head swell three times. I am bored. I pulled a quilt over my head, but this is not the usual way. I'm bored and no one will pay for it. Helpless, my head reappeared, but the mosquito army was waiting. The army killed me as soon as the target appeared. As soon as it came on stage, it gave me a duel: it bit my right face!

Suddenly I remembered an article, and I remembered an article in which the author and mosquitoes put toilet water on their faces during guerrilla warfare. Why don't I try? But after wiping, my later experience made me not doubt that the author was a liar. This autumn's presbyopia mosquitoes, or this army of mosquitoes in my family, are not afraid of toilet water at all, but have added a lot of color to my left face!

I was so angry that I sat on the bed, covered myself with a quilt, put a hat on my head and leaned against the bedside table. This move scared the shit out of them. They just buzzed around me and stopped talking, as if studying what monster I had become. But it took only 20 minutes to decide, and this move has been seen through. After some indiscriminate bombing, I was beaten with scars. ...

This, this, this ... still let me live? I thought to myself. 1, I'll go downstairs and get an electric fan to blow hard! Turn on the air conditioner and make them tremble with cold. As far as their thin arms and legs are concerned, I estimate that if they are processed twice, they will be frozen into dry ice before long! Sure enough, this is a good move, and I can sleep for a few hours.

"God will be a great task for us, so we must first try our best to work hard for our bones and muscles ..." Alas, this is true. This mosquito is a great weapon for God to test me! At two or three in the morning, the power went out? No choice but to put "forbearance" in the first place, learn from Buddhism and feed mosquitoes. ...

I have made up my mind. Starting from today, before going to bed every night, I must take mosquito-killing medicine first, then plug in electric mosquito-repellent incense, and finally turn on the air conditioner!

I can't believe I can't beat this little mosquito! ! !

The composition of mosquitoes 9 A worm is a tiny creature or a strong body.

Today, while I was writing my homework, Yu Guang suddenly caught a glimpse of a little creature crawling out of my side.

I immediately put down my pen and looked at it carefully, alas! What is this? It is black. It has a thin body and a sharp tail. Oh, I see. It's a little mosquito. This little guy is not a good thing. He comes to our house every day to "nest" and "prey and breed", when our home is a habitat!

I immediately took out a transparent pen cover and covered it. I thought he would stay where he was and wait for death, but unexpectedly, he struggled so hard that he even put a pen cover around his head. Look, I didn't mean to let go at all. I stopped for a while to catch my breath, but it only took me 10 seconds to get back to the battlefield, kicking, pushing, hitting my chest and hitting my head.

But it's still unhappy, because I haven't put it down. Of course I can't let go. It is a pest. It angrily crashed into the transparent box, announcing endless sadness and pain. The box moved, so I held it down with my hand to keep it from moving.

It finally came out, but I gave it away. It died of nerve center rupture because it was too fierce and persistent. But I guess it may also be because of sadness.

It wants to come out too much. Maybe it wants to go home. Maybe it wants to travel. So I slammed it desperately. But it doesn't know that it can't fly anymore!

Mosquito's composition 10 childhood is happy, beautiful and free; But it disappeared forever.

I remember that in the summer when I was five years old, my parents were busy at home because of work, and I watched TV alone at home. Suddenly a mosquito flew in front of me and tried to bite me. I played 300 rounds. As a result, I was stung by several "red envelopes", but the mosquitoes were unscathed. I used an electric mosquito swatter, and the mosquito was defeated by my electric mosquito swatter. After about a while, two more mosquitoes came. These two mosquitoes may have avenged their brother. I'm about to get a red envelope. I don't think the electric mosquito swatter works. I picked up a bottle of spray and sprayed it. Wow! It smells good! I can't help exclaiming. I sprayed it several times and thought it was mosquito repellent until it was almost finished and the mosquitoes were fine. My mother came home from work, and I was chased by mosquitoes with a "mosquito killer" in my hand. Mom asked me what was going on. I told my mother the whole story. My mother smiled and said, "This is not a mosquito repellent, but an air freshener."

God, it's not words that kill me, but "illiteracy"!

One more thing, I can't help laughing when I think about it.

One night, I had a nightmare, dreaming that many varieties came to earth by UFO and also came to China. In less than two days, people all over China were mutated ... At eight o'clock in the morning, my mother came to wake me up, and I was still talking in my sleep ... My mother smiled, and her laughter woke me up. I asked my mother what was going on. Mom told me what I said in my sleep, and I smiled.

Mosquito's composition 1 1 "Ah ~!" With a scream, the birds in the tree flew away in panic. I sat on the bed with a resentful face. I frowned, pursed my lips, looked at the front with resentful eyes, my hair was staggered, and I lived like a female ghost. I can't stop mumbling.

Late at night, the moon hangs high in the sky, emitting soft light. Everything in the world was silent, and I dragged myself to bed. After midnight, I kicked all the quilts under the bed over. "Hum, hum, hum" The sound of mosquitoes flapping their wings keeps echoing. I waved, turned over and went back to sleep. The buzzing mosquitoes are still flying. I pouted, stood up dismally, picked up the quilt, covered it, and suddenly woke up a lot.

Damn mosquitoes, I can finally sleep in. Here we go again. I pulled the quilt over my head, but mosquitoes kept flying in my ears. I tossed and turned several times, but it still didn't work. I straightened up, photographed the cup that should be on my head, scratched my scalp and rubbed my eyes with my eyes closed. Arch your nose. I sneezed. Let out a cry and let out all her complaints about mosquitoes.

Ha, the weather is really good today. When the sun shines in, it is warm and comfortable. I sat on the bed with my back against my spine. Crossing my legs and shaking my feet, at the most critical moment, my eyes shone and I stared at the TV screen. I heard the familiar mosquito call again. I looked up and stared at the mosquito, aiming at the position, and "pa", just when I thought I had hit it, the mosquito appeared in front of me.

Looking back now, I think mosquitoes are not so hateful. Because the sound of mosquitoes made me get rid of the habit of kicking the quilt. Mosquitoes always wake me up on time in the morning. When I watch TV, mosquitoes always remind me to watch less TV.

When God closes a door for you, it will open a window for you. Mosquitoes are annoying, but they also help me to change many bad habits. Mozzie, I want to say to you, "Thank you."

Composition of Mosquitoes12 4704 At the beginning of 2004, an unprecedented anti-mosquito campaign was being carried out in the white radish community. Huge smoke filled the whole community, and a large group of mosquitoes hiding in the community were choked by the smoke and hit everywhere. Mosquitoes are so angry that their bodies keep expanding and gradually rise to the size of balloons. Its prickly needle suddenly became as thick and long as a straw for making tea. Its little wings is now wider than a fan wing, and its lantern-like compound eye expands into two small light bulbs. They bite people everywhere and send an uprising signal to mosquitoes all over the world. Mosquitoes everywhere have responded, and mankind will face a huge disaster.

Although the mosquito's attack power is "unattainable" when it gets bigger, it sometimes becomes very slow: when it is hungry, it sees a panicked person hiding under the bed, and the mosquito suddenly flies towards that person, but suddenly it is stuck on the edge of the bed, in a dilemma. The man picked up the fly swatter and gave the mosquito two "slaps". The mosquito was suddenly slapped by the stars, and the man pursued it with an electric mosquito swatter and killed it. However, due to the absolute superiority of mosquitoes, people still can't resist the fierce attack of giant mosquitoes. ...

One day, scientists invented a strange weapon in the underground laboratory-"Buzz" guided insecticidal missile. This missile relies on the "buzzing" sound of mosquitoes to identify the direction of mosquitoes, thus spraying a high-pressure and powerful pesticide water column when people are not close, killing giant mosquitoes in one fell swoop. Since then, people have used this weapon against mosquitoes. Mosquitoes have been beaten out of the water and will soon be eliminated.

Gradually, mosquitoes found that it was impossible to be so atmospheric and huge, and they still had to be chased. It seems that if a complete race wants to survive, it still needs to make some small sacrifices, not to mention the loss will be heavier after it becomes bigger. They suddenly realized this and gradually lost their anger. Mosquitoes actually find themselves back in a short and thin mini-figure. When people are asleep, they can eat and drink freely.

Mosquito's composition 13 Summer is here, which is the season when mosquito families do evil everywhere. Everyone has been bullied and harassed by mosquitoes, and those itchy bags make us hate mosquitoes.

On a starry night, I looked up at the stars in the sky. Just when I was fascinated, suddenly, my legs itched. Looking down, it turned out to be a mosquito greedily sucking blood! Without saying anything, I picked up the electric mosquito swatter and took a few shots at the mosquito. "shua shua!" I thought the mosquito had been destroyed, but I didn't expect it to sneak away from a small net hole!

Then, the second "war" came. This time, I brought a new weapon-the pot. "Ha ha! Mosquito, you can't run! " I'll put a doll on the table as bait first, and when the mosquito comes, I'll shoot it to death with a pot! Sure enough, the mosquito was fooled and treated the doll as a person. Bang, the pot fell down and the mosquitoes were locked up. It is dying in it, making a "buzzing" sound. After a while, the crying disappeared. I thought the mosquito had been suffocated, but as soon as I removed the pot, the mosquito flew out and bit me in the face. "Mosquitoes have not been eliminated, but have been stung by another bag. I really lost my wife and lost my soldiers! " My teeth itch with anger. I really want to punch this smelly mosquito to death!

Next, the third "war" came. This time, I took out my secret weapon-pesticide! This time, the mosquito is going to die, and I can finally get revenge! Mosquitoes have a round belly, but they are still greedy and want to suck blood. It spread its wings and flew towards me. But I came prepared, grabbed the insecticide in one hand, and the mosquito immediately turned its face and flew back, but it was too late! "Psst-"Under my fierce attack, the mosquito finally died!

Although I won the battle between man and mosquito, I still left four extremely itchy bags. I hope there are no mosquitoes in the world.

Mosquito's composition 14 The hot summer vacation is coming, and it is also the most rampant time for mosquito activities.

One afternoon, I turned on the air conditioner while doing my homework. Suddenly, a little black dot stopped on my pen. That's a mosquito! Mosquitoes shook their bodies as if they were declaring war on me. I ignored him and continued to do my homework, but he just wanted to play with me. Soon, my hands and feet were bitten by nearly ten big bags, and I was really angry. I grabbed a fountain pen and waved it in the air several times, but it didn't help. Mosquitoes twist their bodies, turn their backs like disco dancing, and then ". I thought to myself, "This is not bad. It seems that we can't cope without weapons today! "

The range of the pen is too small, so we have to change it to a "weapon". So, I quickly picked up the pad on the side and aimed at it. At this time, the mosquito seemed to feel that the situation was not good, turned around the room and flew behind the door. "Hum! Want to escape, no way! " I'm in hot pursuit. When I chased it, it was gone. I opened my eyes wide and suddenly found a small black spot on the cupboard. I aimed at the little black spot and slapped it fiercely, thinking: hey, hey! You can't escape my Tathagata this time. I took off the mat carefully, huh? What about mosquitoes? I took a closer look and found that it was a small black spot on the cupboard itself. At this time, mosquitoes came out of nowhere and buzzed in my ear. It seems to laugh at me again and say, "Can you still hit me with these two moves?" Just when it was complacent about its victory, it didn't know that it was in trouble. After a while, it stopped on my book again. I held back my anger, aimed at it, crept over and approached it slowly. I held my breath, raised my hands and clapped suddenly with rapt attention. Now it was caught off guard and I threw it to the ground. I still didn't feel wronged, so I gave him another "Taishan Foot". Suddenly, it was trampled into a meat pie by me.

I finally got rid of this hateful "guy" and can do my homework with peace of mind. ...

Mosquito's composition 15 I go to cram school during the day, and my whole body is excited at night, because my TV feast can begin!

Lying on the sofa while watching TV and eating all kinds of snacks is very uncomfortable. Pleasant Goat comes out to say hello, and the tennis boy is very good at playing ... "Buzz", and his voice goes from far to near. No, mosquitoes! Don't try to run wild here! I sat up, turned on the light and looked around. I shook the ceiling, walls, corners and even the trash can. Huh? How did it disappear in the blink of an eye? I picked up the electric mosquito swatter and danced wildly, but I had to stop thinking that cunning mosquitoes would not trap themselves.

If mosquitoes don't come, I will be safe! Continue my TV addiction. My leg itches! It seems that mosquitoes are in close contact with me. Boy, they just changed their propaganda and sneaked on me. I patted angrily, my hands were sticky, and I felt that a mosquito had died in my palm. When I turned on the light, I saw one, two, three, four, five, six and seven big itchy buns on my tender calf, all of which were bulging red and even, even forming the shape of the Big Dipper. It really makes people laugh and cry!

Desperate, the young lady turned off the TV and lay motionless on the sofa to attract mosquitoes. After a while, a mosquito was drinking water on his arm. Ok, let you taste the power of my fairy palm. "Pa", a heavy blow, but I just hit my arm "self-mutilation", but the mosquito twisted its waist and flew away. Alas, even this trick-bitter medicine will fail, and I am really at my wit's end. When will this protracted war end? I rushed into the bedroom and hid under the mosquito net. There is only one safe mosquito shelter. Haha, I am very happy to get rid of mosquito harassment.

But there is no TV in my bedroom! I was happy just now, but I was upset again. Alas, when can I enjoy TV alone and feast my eyes on it in luxury?