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After listening to people like me, what kind of experience is it to write such a sentence in the comment area?

Mao is not easy to be "a person like me", so he compiled some popular comments in the comment area:

1, who can tell me what people live for, money? The kindness of parents? The next generation? Try to live an ordinary life. Although the world is good, I don't want to come again in my next life.

2, life is alive, too many people are helpless, have tasted laughter and bitterness, and really don't want to come again in the next life.

3. The occasional message on WeChat was opened with joy and thought to be a thoughtful greeting. I didn't think it was borrowed. Opening your mouth is money, and keeping your mouth shut is money. I have no money to find you. I don't care if I have money.

4, late at night, a person drinking, drunk on the side of the road, leaning against the tree, five and a half hours, there is no news on the mobile phone, only the news that China Mobile is in arrears, and only the tree that accompanied you for a few hours when you were drunk, which is the only reliance around you these hours. The last layer of the eighteen layers of hell is probably the world. ...

5. To the morning sun, to the moonlight (youth), to hometown, to distant places (youth), to tomorrow, to the past (middle age), to freedom and to death (old age).

[If! Support list ]6. [endif] People like me have worked hard outside for eight years, from a small role in a house like a refugee camp to an annual salary of 100,000. Those nights when you are sick alone, those nights when you are looking for a job next to a hot summer day, and those nights when you are afraid that you can't do a good job, will let you know that life needs the courage to face it alone.

[If! [endif] Everyone has his own little secret, but some people are willing to tell themselves. And some people are used to hiding their little secrets. I said ordinary people are great. Starting from scratch is the biggest challenge for yourself. Let's praise such people!

As the name implies, life is not easy. It's really not easy to be vulgar and a poet. Generally speaking, the lyrics give me the feeling that the jackal is hiding next to the anti-dog, as if he were good. Born to be human, I'm sorry.

9. Excellent people will also float and sink in the sea of people, and smart people will also have scars. Vulgar people shake their heads when they hear old songs, and cowardly people think about risking their lives.

10 and 20 years old are the most embarrassing ages for ordinary men. They have poor backgrounds, high academic qualifications, good connections, high wages, no cars and no houses. Some are just distant dreams, some are just illusory love, and some are just a kind and enterprising heart. There are many things we don't have, but some things are empty. We want to give the best to the people we like and our families. However, these things can't compete with reality after all. The harder we work, the luckier we may be. But beyond that, we have no choice but to spend our thirties doing nothing. This is life.

1 1, people often miss the past, not because it is beautiful, but because it can never come back.

12 "People like me" is more about self-mockery, the hardships of drifting north, the frustration of feelings, the tepid career, the helpless self-mockery of a "confused, vulgar and mediocre person like me", and a person who used to be "excellent, intelligent and unwilling to be ordinary", leaving something behind and not wanting to pay all his efforts. This is an emotional experience.

13, that's who I am. I'm simple and heartless. People often call me stupid and call me stupid. I don't have a concept, and I don't know how to calculate it, because I know that life has 30 thousand days, coming and going naked, so why care about so many gains and losses. It's mine, others can't take it away, and it's useless if it's not me! Therefore, when people are alive, there is no need to fight for everything, fight with their families, win and lose their family; Fight with your lover, win, and your feelings are weak! So, to my friends, I care about my heart. People don't attack me, I don't attack. If people attack me, I will be humble! I am such a person, I am not good at words, I don't know how to express myself, I am misunderstood by others, and I can only keep silent with my head down, because I believe that unimportant people don't need too much explanation, and those who care about me will naturally understand my sincerity, and time will prove everything!

14, I hope you will never see it. I chatted with you until late at night, and you will never understand how much I like you. Meet the right you at the wrong time ~

[If! SupportLists] 15, [endif] I cleaned up WeChat today and found that many friends or friends deleted me. What can I say? Life is about living your own life! It's sad. I deleted it, too They also need to throw away things that have nothing to do with life and move on. I am nostalgic, I was wrong!

16, night is not for sleeping, but for insomnia, crying, depression, despair, collapse, missing and regret. Look, more tired than during the day.

17. If you are brave in the wrong direction for too long, you will be tired. Remind yourself ten thousand times a day. Almost just like it. You can't like it too much. I screwed up everything you loved so much!

18, I have been struggling all my life, and later I realized that I have tried my best, just an ordinary person, and I have tried my best to be an ordinary person.

19, some people like the way you tie your hair, others like the way you tie your hair, so you hesitate to tie it or wear it, but you ignore that what you really like is that you like all your looks.

20. Of all the changed landscapes, I like you best. A love that consumes everything, you can go home slowly. You really look like fine weather when you smile. The sun is far away, but there must be a sun. Always comb yourself, love life, and life will love you. The heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow. In life, there is always unexpected warmth and endless hope. May your reality and your dreams not be disturbed.

2 1. In my hometown, I no longer have feelings for those innocent memories of the past. In the past, people gradually had their own lives, being polite and drifting away. In a foreign land, I have never had high-spirited ambitions. Reality and ideals dominate my mind, sinking and impassioned. Now his soul sings with tears: wandering, wandering, far ahead, where is hometown? ...

22. The panic in the world is just a picture of this broken silver. Unfortunately, this broken silver partially solves the human melancholy, which can make parents well-being and protect the growth of young children. However, this broken silver has also broken their childhood thoughts, making the teenagers go through many vicissitudes and bend their backs.

23. I was particularly moved after listening to it, and there was the whistling part. I am very calm and beautiful. Everyone will be moved after listening. Sad people will feel sadder after listening, and happy people will feel particularly calm after listening. Do you think of those happy and beautiful things? Do you also think of those people who make you desperate to love?

24. Having a helpless heart is like losing your soul. Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing, and I don't know what I should do, except an idea. Now I hate the smell of wine, but I am fascinated by the silence after being drunk.

I am particularly nervous when I see people like you in the street. I longed for you and was afraid of you until I saw it wasn't you. I'm glad it's not you, but I regret it's not you!

26. There won't be anyone who dotes on you and takes care of you like me. Distressed is not humble. If you are disappointed enough, anyone can put it down.

27. People like me are particularly easily moved by simple songs. They did not deliberately exaggerate their emotions, did not have a fierce climax, but silently flowed into the deepest part of their hearts. Just like a big river flowing slowly, the still water is deep, and it always flows into the river and sea, but it never gives up looking. Life teaches us not to be afraid of failure, but also to give up and grow up.

28. Later, I learned that people with good temper suffer indignities, considerate human body stickers, people who can take care of others are ignored, people who love crying have candy to eat, and people who are sensible do not feel bad.

29, some things don't want to happen, but have to accept; Some people cannot be lost, but they have to let go. Sometimes, we are not waiting for someone, what is it? We are waiting for time, waiting for time to change ourselves.

People like me, don't say I'm good, I'm not that good Don't say I'm not good, I'm not that bad. I am me, love it or not, you are free.

3 1, I think "a person like me" should mean that a person believes that he is excellent from a frivolous and confident age; Later, he became a little lost after years of polishing, but he was still proud of his simplicity in love. Although confused, he did not give up completely, but continued to look for it, unwilling to be mediocre. Even if he laughs at his "mediocrity", his heart must be extremely confident.

Tagore said: Love is a full life, just like a cup full of wine. Duras said: Love is a heroic dream in a tired life. And I said: love is the companion of long-term love. It's the person standing with you at dusk, or someone asking you if the porridge is hot.

33. Beauty stays in my heart, but regret disappears with the wind. Maybe life is like a movie. Pain is a beginning, struggle is a process, and death is an end. There will be a perfect corner after all. Don't worry, I believe the best things will come when you least expect them to, and it's not too late.

34. I hope everyone only listens to music and doesn't become a person in a song. I hope that you and I in front of the screen will have lights in the dark and umbrellas in the rain, and good people will accompany us all the way.

[If! [endif] Don't think that this song is boastful at the beginning, but it is actually a confession of self. In our twenties, we are still so ordinary and accomplished nothing, but we still believe that we are not "ordinary people" in our hearts!

[If! Support list ]36. [endif] I am thirty years old. After years of tempering, I am not young and frivolous, and dare not expect poetry and distance. I used to yearn for all directions, but now I can only draw a prison and compromise with life ... Life is always like this, full of regrets, and I have to accept the reality. I can't live the life I like in my life.

37. Watching people around you get married one after another, just like in the exam that year, people around you handed in their papers in advance, and you felt flustered.

38. The lyrics of People Like Me are like self-mockery. Isn't it? Everyone used to laugh at themselves. He dreamed of becoming a great hero when he was a child. When he grew up, he looked back and didn't see any childlike innocence being killed by time. But we are no longer ignorant. When we look forward to the future, it shows that we have grown up and become sophisticated. Dreams are sometimes close to us, and sometimes they are so far away.

39. I'm back to my old self. I'm not sad, I'm not happy, I'm not fond of scum. Sometimes I am happy or depressed, sometimes I am confused or awake, and there is less smile on my face, but it is always gentle.

40. A really smart person has long learned to turn around when he can't get what he wants. People who can't turn will just stand still and can't move forward. ? As the saying goes, "change makes sense, and general rules last for a long time."

[If! SupportLists]4 1, [endif] People are unhappy because they think too much. If you care too much, you will live a lifetime, and you will get together and go away. Everything has a destiny. Why think too much and embarrass yourself.

42. In life, apart from happy things, people will encounter sad things, but when you learn to bow your head, you can find simple happiness. Life is alive, happiness is a lifetime, sadness is a lifetime, happiness is a day, and unhappiness is also a day. Why not relax and live smartly?

43. I have no talent for rhetoric or the ability to read minds. Being straightforward is my strength, but being soft-hearted is my weakness. I don't have as many brains as others. I laughed happily and cried painfully. I am careless and simple, sometimes I will be cheated by others, and sometimes I will be looked down upon by others. I will not say anything hypocritical, nor will I force myself to do something offensive to please others. This is me. I think I'm angry and I can't help it. The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature

45. A few months ago, I slept for half an hour at eight o'clock every night just to wait for a girl. During that time, we had an online class together until 1 am, during which we also had voice calls. It can be said that it was my happiest time. The good times didn't last long. It was only a week, and that good time was gone! Now, I miss it and I regret it. Now I also sleep when I close the curtains at seven o'clock in the evening, but the familiar feeling will never come back.

46. Today I said goodbye to her and blamed each other. Actually, my heart hurts. Accusing her of stabbing me like a sword. She is kind and naive. She just broke up when I met her. I added her WeChat and she took the initiative to chat with me. Later, I fell in love. Her ex-boyfriend won't let her go, so there are more and more heart-wrenching things. She is really not bad, but she can't handle feelings, for everyone. That's it. Although I still miss her, I am such an ordinary person. ...

47. Who will be content with mediocrity, but how much can they control? Don't be a selfish person, don't complain, don't think of others, think of relatives and friends, even an ordinary person is cute.

48. The scenery of life, in the final analysis, is the scenery of the soul. In the journey of life, everyone is busy getting to know all kinds of people, thinking that this is to enrich life. But the most valuable meeting is to meet yourself again at a certain moment, and then you will understand that traveling around the world is just to find a way back to your heart.

49. Life is like a play. At every turning point, there are always unexpected encounters. Some meet and become songs, while others turn around and read.

When I take the bus, I always like to look out of the window. Looking at the fleeting light and shadow. My head is a little dizzy. Just suddenly. I miss you very much. Cover the rain with your hands. Still mottled. There's nobody around. Help me with an umbrella. Just suddenly. I miss you very much. Walk alone. Many people pass by. Familiar or unfamiliar faces. A smile. A look. Just suddenly. I miss you very much.

5 1, I have nothing but an uncertain tomorrow and an unknown future.

52. Because of you, every yesterday is worth remembering and every tomorrow is worth looking forward to. Because of you, every day should be cherished. Love and like are not promises, but together! The luckiest thing in life is to meet you, the happiest thing in life is to be with you, and the happiest thing in life is to grow old with you.

53, a person's loneliness is not loneliness, a person looking for another person, a word to find another word, is loneliness.

54, when a person through the most difficult time, no longer want to look for dependence, anyone is a burden.

55, you don't know, your casual words will make me happy for a long time, you don't know, when I quarrel with you, I will laugh like a flower, you don't know, I will give my life for you, you don't know, I believe everything you say, as long as you say, even if you lie to me, I believe it, but you are speechless and I panic.

If you don't spend time creating the life you want, you will eventually have to spend a lot of time dealing with the life you don't want.

[If! [endif] On that day, she resolutely left, and you were not too sad, because you knew she didn't belong to you, so you had to watch her disappear in the distance. You went home, but you got lost at the crossroads. You should have walked straight home, but you chose to turn left and go back to the company to work overtime, because you know that you are not young, and your parents are looking forward to your success. At this moment, you know your ability and responsibility. Slowly, you start to be silent. After a long day, your colleagues find that you are lonely. You laughed and said that your voice was not very good after work. A person bought a bottle of wine on the road, not because you love drinking, but because the words in his heart are getting harder and harder to say. When you got home, you flipped through WeChat and found nothing but work.

58. Sensitive people have to bear double sadness. When they are sad and hurt, they feel powerless and can only suppress themselves. Like a duck in the water, it looks relaxed on the surface, but its feet are desperately paddling. They can't be themselves for a moment in order to look like others.

59. I feel myself. I'm living someone else's life now, and everything I want to do has been killed. Although it is also a day of laughter. I have never been happy. But now I feel that my heart is intermittent and complacent, and I can't continue to eat and die. I'm afraid I'll live like this all my life.

60. One day you will understand that your grievances should be digested by yourself. Don't tell your secret to anyone. Few people really understand you. Most people will only stand in their own position and peek at your jokes. All you can do is hide your secrets and grow up step by step.

6 1, the road is still long, you will meet many people, so now you don't have to worry about some people, don't try your best for some unworthy people, don't live too complicated, laugh when you are happy, sleep when you are tired, so big, cherish all unexpected encounters and be kind to anyone who is with you.

62. People who care about you! You have a cough! He thinks you have a cold! People who don't care about you! You're dead. He thought you were asleep! Lu Xun said: I like you! Most of your temper is called character! If I don't like you! Even if you are as docile as a cat! I don't even think you're losing your hair! So it's not your fault! I just didn't meet the person who made you miserable! I hope all my friends can meet that person! You don't have to bite your teeth to be brave! Stop a tired and stubborn person

63. When I was a child, I looked down on many people. Their grades are poor, grandiose, hypocritical and unstable. Now I finally understand that I am the kind of person who was once looked down upon by me.

64. It is enough for a person to be himself. What kind of people will you live with? A gentleman does his best, regardless of his destiny, which lies in personnel. All the experiences in life are the meaning of your progress!