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= = 4 campus humorous jokes = =

● Regret

Wife: I regretted marrying you as soon as I heard your sweet words! !

Husband: I regret it! Why should I sweet talk to you?

● The window won't open.

One morning,

Kojiro still takes that bus.

The girl who has been in love for a long time appears in the car again.

Today, I finally got up the courage and wrote her a short message.

"Xiao, I want to be friends with you. If you like, please send the note back, otherwise please throw it out of the window and let it float in the wind! "

It wasn't long before the note came back, and Kojiro couldn't help feeling "exulting". "I am still very attractive! Hip "

Angel, slightly younger, opened the note confidently, with a winner's attitude and a look of flying spirits.

"Sorry, the window won't open .."

● Pusher

One day, a pusher rang the doorbell: Madam, I have a book "500 excuses for my husband coming home late". Be sure to buy!

A wife: a joke! Why do I have to buy it?

Pusher: I just sold one to your husband!

● Eternity

One day in class, our teacher told such a joke:

He said that one of his classmates was too picky to get married.

He, he didn't want to choose any more, and his answer was quite clever.

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