Slightly humorous, want to smile.

1, not every sentence of sorry can get a sentence of indifference.

Gossip is the monosodium glutamate of ordinary life, which regulates everyone's taste.

3. Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

Without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even the mental derangement has become smart!

In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.

6. dream of eating spaghetti last night, and the next day I found my shoelaces missing.

7. Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning.

8. Why don't you always say something and keep it in your heart? A: "I want to expand my chest!"

9. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

10, you have me in your eyes and a pig in my eyes.

1 1. Now all cats and dogs dare to call themselves teachers, don't they, Ceng Laoshi?

12, in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

13, please cherish the thin people around you, because if a gust of wind blows one day, they will be blown away.

14, something that makes you sad, you will say it with a smile one day.

15, the most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dreams, but the process of sticking to your dreams.

16, infinitely close to your ideal appearance is the best thing I have ever done.

17, female. All the nagging is just to get back a word of concern from a man.

18, friends speak ill of you in front of you, and fake good people speak ill of you behind your back.

19. Happier, safer and happier.

Perhaps isolation is the best way for me to protect myself.

2 1, the heart is so big, but you, however, account for two-thirds. ...

Don't tell the pain easily. Some people are just watching jokes.

23. My heart is wandering and I can't find the other side. When I am tired, I will sing a love song to miss you.

24. Who knows what it feels like to like but not be together?

25. Don't do something that you regret. If you do, do what others regret.

26. You grew up without cover and lack of love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist to cover your head.

27. Actually, I am also a fairy, but I didn't grasp it when I came down, and my face landed first.

28. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

29. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

30. Is there such a person around you who is happy when you are angry?

3 1, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.