What jokes are there that will laugh no matter how sad?

I pulled a black car for a while, and one day I pulled a big sister, pale and unkempt, who looked as if she had been hit by something. I didn't dare to make any noise along the way. I put her down when I got to that place. I don't know. I was ready to drive away as soon as I closed the door. She suddenly patted the window crazily and shouted, "I'm going to die in your car!" " I will die in your car! "I was so scared that I quickly opened the throttle. After two traffic lights, I turned back in shock? Her keys are in the back seat of my car.

(Laughing into tears ~ ~ The picture is so strong that my keys are in your car! ! ! )

2、

"My mother is a strong person."

When I was a child, she rode me out and my foot got stuck in the wheel. She found it impossible to ride a horse,

So,

Get up and ride. "

I still have a strong sense of picture, so I stand up and ride. . . . )

3、

A friend told me. He knows a man named Aowen, and his brother's name is Aoxuan. The friend asked curiously, why didn't your brother call him Aowu? How good it is to be both civil and military! The friend replied, in fact, my brother used to be Aowu. Once he went out to play at night and didn't come home until dinner time. My mother called his brother's name all over the village, and then changed his name to Ao Xuan.

This picture feels that her mother is in the village. . . Something like this? )

4、

That day, I rode my bike through an alley, and suddenly a bike was in front of me.

Seeing that it was about to hit, I shouted: You go left, I go right!

That day, the two of us lay in the alley for a long time?

(You go left and I go right ~ ~ ~ You go left and I go right ~ ~ ~)

5、

My stomach hurts when I go shopping. I need to find a hot pot restaurant on the second floor, which is still being renovated. I really can't help it. I took off my pants and squatted down to the toilet. Collapsed? So comfortable! It's strange to go downstairs empty after that. So I approached the bar and asked, why is there no one? I saw a waiter coming out from under the bar and saying, I'm Cao! Were you not there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan just now? Are you lucky?

(Imagination,,,, sense of picture. If you are caught, you will be killed ~ ~ ~)