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Is there a dragon in this world?
I think real dragons exist. 1: Although I have never seen a dragon, I believe that the world is big and everywhere. All animals exist in the zodiac except dragons. Are our ancestors bored enough to weave a nonexistent animal to fool future generations? He also said that we are descendants of dragons. Will you weave a non-existent thing with your descendants and pass it on? ) 3: The story of the dragon has been circulated among the people for thousands of years, and many people say that they have seen dragons. In a society where communication was completely underdeveloped in the past, I wouldn't believe that a nonexistent animal could spread all over the country or even the world. More coincidentally, everyone who says he has seen a dragon has the same image except the color. 4. Scientific explanation: Believe in science and oppose superstition. Modern people know this sentence, and they don't know who said it first. However, I really think that the first person who said this didn't even know what superstition was. Explain first (superstition: believe in confusion, blindly believe. If you still blindly believe in science when many things can't be explained, is that superstition in itself? 5. From a scientific point of view: dinosaurs, Tyrannosaurus Rex, pterosaurs and even UFOs have never been seen before. Why do scientists believe in their existence? I know, everyone will say that dinosaurs have fossils as proof of his existence, so why didn't dragons have specimens? Zuiryuji in Toyama Prefecture has a collection of dragon specimens and mermaid specimens, which are said to have been introduced by China in Meiji four years. According to records, the dragon was discovered by a farmer in China. At that time, when he passed by the river, he saw the dying dragon and immediately knocked it out with a wooden stick. Later, he took it to the port to sell and bought it for a Japanese businessman. The Japanese businessman transferred it to Bandai Tobey as a collection, and Bandai Tobey couldn't put it down. Wandai Toby is a famous collector. Before his death, he donated the dragon to Zuiryuji in Su Lang, Osaka. 6. Those so-called scientists regard the unknown objects that a few people usually see, such as dragons, as unknown objects or human hallucinations, which can't be dragons. I want to ask, since you also said it was an unknown object, why are you so sure it's not a dragon? His answer must be that there are no dragons in the world. Hehe, is it true that no one or most people have never seen it? Don't things that scientists have never seen exist? Didn't you say that Mawangdui dug up a female corpse that didn't rot for thousands of years? Didn't you scientists also say that there is no female corpse in the world that won't rot for thousands of years before it is dug up? Remember: you are scientists, not inventors. Some things are just unknown to the world, but they do not necessarily exist. . If the dragon was made in China, except the dragon, phoenix and beast, it has never changed for thousands of years, that is, from the recorded Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties to the Qing Dynasty. Why not make up something else? Is it because you don't want to make them up or because you are rigid? In fact, it is difficult for people's minds to fabricate myths and legends out of thin air and a set of false things that have been circulating for thousands of years without being submerged? How did the magical things come from? It is often very simple to tell you that someone saw it and saw it. Among the people I met, there are people who can draw. It's that simple. In the Song Dynasty, a dragon was seen flying out of a well in his backyard. There is a dragon named Longcheng in China, which is named after the author's personal experience or people close to him. Now someone has seen it. Five years ago, our newspaper reported that a young man saw a dragon flying in the sky, and then a so-called expert appeared in the newspaper. That young man is wrong, because there are no dragons in the sky, so you are wrong. Tell me what the hell reason this is. My eyes are said to be wrong, which means that experts can see more clearly with their own guesses than with what they see, right? It is clear at a glance what the experts are raising and who is raising it. Atheism has formed a great force. If you tell him what you saw, you will be criticized by atheism, even if you don't say it, you dare not say it. Not to mention the published articles, not to mention the research, and no one has read them, so now some people think that "it happened in ancient times, but nothing happened today, which is the imagination of the ancients who did not understand science." In fact, we ignore the background of the current language environment and create a knowledge vacuum for ourselves. But joking that some people have seen and written many things for thousands of years. This is evidence. Isn't the record of thousands of years very strong? What kind of evidence is needed to convince these fools that there are things in this world that people can't see easily? This is the so-called rumor. How can something that doesn't exist be circulated for so long? I often watch TV programs with good martial arts, such as wudang zhang sanfeng and Shaolin Dharma. Most people say they are non-existent hypocrites. Then I want to know whether the Shaolin Kung Fu and Wudang Taiji Biography that people are learning now were created by so-called scientists. Now scientists will fool people in the name of science. Hehe, I also read in the book that some people say: experts now only brag and talk nonsense! We are all descendants of the Chinese people, and we are also descendants of the dragon. Who dares to say that we are not descendants of the Chinese people? I believe that dragons do not exist.
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