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What's the experience of having a straight boyfriend in science and engineering?

What kind of experience is it to have a straight boyfriend in science and engineering? Life is full of surprises.

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The first time I met love, I was a junior, and so was he. He is a science and engineering man in communication engineering, and I am a liberal arts woman in Chinese language and literature. Before that, I never imagined how straight a straight man in science and engineering was, until I met Lin Haoran.

I remember when we first met, Lin Haoran said, "I don't think there is such a thing as makeup remover. I always thought that you girls used shower gel to remove makeup. " When I said this, I almost lost my chin. Since there are such creatures in the world.

Later this creature became my boyfriend.

I thought I would never have to spend Valentine's Day alone after falling in love, but I still spent our first Valentine's Day. Because Lin Haoran's team had an important project that day, he didn't have time to accompany me.

When I thought this day really ended with a person's Valentine's Day, I received a phone call from Lin Haoran at 10: 00 p.m.. He said he was downstairs in our dormitory and had a gift for me.

I thought, this boyfriend is still great. Although he can't spend Valentine's Day with me, he knows how to give gifts. So I changed my clothes in surprise, suppressed my inner excitement and tension, and walked downstairs briskly.

But when I saw Lin Haoran standing at the gate of the dormitory compound like an idiot with a big black plastic bag in his hand, I suddenly had the idea of "I don't know this person". Just when I hesitated to turn away, he stopped me. "Shallow, I am here."

I have no choice but to bite the bullet and walk forward with a smile.

"This is the fruit I just bought for you outside the school, just as our first Valentine's Day gift. I'm sorry I can't be with you today. I promise it won't happen next time. " As he spoke, he put the plastic bag in his hand into mine, and all the girls passing by looked askance.

This is probably the most shocking gift I have ever received, fruit in a black plastic bag, or a Valentine's Day gift.

Although I felt a little scared and angry inside, I managed to say "thank you" to him when I thought that he remembered to buy me a Valentine's Day gift after a busy day today.

So this straight man is happy to think that I like this gift very much.

When I returned to the dormitory with a bag of fruit, my roommates laughed their heads off. And I can only comfort myself, my chosen boyfriend, crying and eating this bag of fruit.

From then on, I knew that I fell in love with a straight man in science and engineering. I really don't expect him to give you a romantic gift. After all, there is no romance in their world, only practicality.

So later, when I received gifts such as shampoo, shower gel and umbrella from Lin Haoran, there was no wave in my heart.

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As a young writer, I also hope to date my boyfriend in a literary place. So when we first went on an off-campus date, I told him, Lin Haoran, I want to go to a more literary place.

In my imagination, the place of literature and art is an ancient town full of antiques, or an old street with charm, or a creative park full of amorous feelings.

As a result, this guy asked me, I want to go to a literary place. Do you like zoos or botanical gardens?

I am also speechless about this. The botanical garden is barely acceptable, and it's not bad to see flowers and plants, but where is the art in the zoo?

"In fact, I seldom go out to play. Even if I go shopping, I only like to visit the computer city and the mobile phone street. I will take you with me when I have the opportunity. " When he saw that I didn't respond, he continued to add.

It seems that compared with his computer city and mobile phone street, zoos and botanical gardens are really quite literary.

So our first date went to the zoo outside the school.

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Lin Haoran and I have been together for a long time, and I also found that straight men in science and engineering are also methodical and single-minded. He will always stick to what he thinks is right and won't let you score.

For a time, I was so fascinated by Yoga Lin that I listened to his songs almost every day. Then I said to Lin Haoran, "Yoga Lin sings beautifully. I think he is a great singer. "

As a fan of JJ Lin, this guy doesn't believe it. "Not bad, not as bad as JJ Lin."

Because I was really crazy about Yoga Lin at that time, and my little daughter got angry, so I felt I had to convince him.

"Who said that? I think he just sings better than JJ Lin. " In fact, as long as he says that Yoga Lin sings well or Yoga Lin is great, even if it just caters to me, I will be happy.

However, he just doesn't like to speak according to other people's intentions. Anyway, he insisted that Yoga Lin was not as bad as JJ Lin.

At the end of the day, I was sulking and didn't want to talk to him. I thought he would come to coax me when he knew I was angry. As a result, this guy didn't realize I was angry at all, but also played games by himself and said that he would come to see me for dinner after class.

I hardly listened to anything in that class. Later, when I saw him, I wanted to ignore him and go to dinner with my roommate.

But when I saw him waiting for me at the door of the classroom with an umbrella after school, my anger disappeared in an instant.

This incident also made me understand that it is useless to sulk with straight boys in science and engineering. As long as you don't say it, even if you are angry with yourself, he will never know that you are angry.

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Although there are always many things that make people laugh and cry when I am with a straight man in science and engineering, sometimes I feel as if I have found something.

Because he is a major in communication engineering, he will help you fix it no matter whether there is a problem with the mobile phone or the computer.

Once I took Didi, and he talked to Didi's master about navigation software. He said, I actually made this software very simple, and I admired him at that moment.

Moreover, he has a strong learning ability and learns new things at once. Many times I wanted to learn the use of new software, but I was too lazy to watch the video, so I threw it to him. He learned it in a few days, and then taught me by hand. He is also super patient. He will never stop teaching me because I am stupid, and will keep teaching until I know it.

He is also very witty about feelings and will not be half-hearted. As he said, I face my mobile phone and computer every day, and it's still time to cheat.

Although he likes playing games and is homesick, as long as I need him, he will put down the game and come to me without saying anything. He said it was a boyfriend's responsibility to his girlfriend. Playing mobile phone is very important, but girlfriend is more important.

In the world of straight men in science and engineering, practicality is more important than romance, and action is more important than empty talk.

He may not send you flowers, perfume or dolls, but he will send you things you like to eat and things you are short of in life.

He may not say sweet words to you, but when you are unhappy, he will rack his brains to tell cold jokes to make you happy, although many times, his cold jokes are not funny;

He won't say "drink more hot water" when you are sick, because he will send you the medicine directly.

Although many times he can't accompany me to talk about poetry and philosophy of life, he will accompany me to see the stars and the moon and listen to me talk about trivial things in life.

Although we seem to have different interests, I like reading and writing, and he is obsessed with electronic products, but after hearing this sentence, similar people are suitable for playing together, and complementary people are suitable for growing old together. I think he is the right person to grow old with me.