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There is a poem, you can't laugh.

1, white hair and flowers, don't laugh, six are urging frequent shots. Where is life like before! -"Huanxisha, upstream of the levee, people draw boats one by one" Song Dynasty: Ouyang Xiu

Explanation:

Don't joke that white-haired old people still have flowers on their heads. Accompanied by the euphemistic pipa "Six hexagrams", I frequently change cups for a change. Everything in life is like singing to wine.

2, drunk lying on the battlefield, don't laugh, how many people fought in ancient times? -"Two Liangzhou Ci Poems" Tang Dynasty: William Wang

Explanation:

If you are lying in bed drunk, please don't joke. How many people who went out to fight in ancient times can return to China?

3. "Talking about Liu Han's Poetry in Xinglin" Song Dynasty: Hu Zhonggong

You can't laugh when you are poor, and sometimes selling articles can satisfy your hunger.

Interpretation: Both are poor, no need to joke. Selling articles can also satisfy hunger.

Don't laugh when climbing mountains every day. Shan Weng didn't come for Haitang. -"Two Begonia Flowers Bloom and Hidden Mountains" Song Dynasty: Time Moved.

Interpretation: Don't laugh at me for climbing mountains every day. I didn't come to see Haitang.

Don't blame me for not reading, and don't laugh at me for not drinking. -"Today's Friends" Song Dynasty: Wentong

Interpretation: You don't have to laugh at me for not reading, and you don't have to laugh at me for not drinking.