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Wonderful prose about the salt we eat

Some people boast: "I eat more salt than you eat rice." If it weren't for bragging, this person would be as old as the sun and the moon, and as old as a tortoise. Because although people cannot live without salt for a day, they cannot eat too much salt. After a child heard an adult teach him this sentence, he thought that eating more salt would make him smarter and more capable, so he ate it secretly. The result of eating secretly is that you suffer greatly, and the adults are dumbfounded...

Although salt is known as the king of flavors, it is ordinary and can no longer be ordinary. It is said that if all the salt from the sea is extracted and spread on the ground, the height of the land on the earth can be increased by more than 150 meters. And once this common but indispensable salt is specialized, a huge "scissors gap" will form. There is an ancient poem, "If you don't see your boss' Gillian's pink and pretty face, you don't know how to comb a hoe skillfully into her bun. Yesterday, you got a golden hairpin, and you worry about killing an official and the price of salt is too high" (Ming Dynasty Sheng Yu's "Raking Salt Ci"), which is a portrayal of the people's desperation. When the country's power agencies use every possible means to squeeze the people, this "boat" is not far from capsizing. Leonardo da Vinci has a famous painting "The Last Supper": Jesus came to the believers and said to them, there is a traitor among you. Judas, who had a ghost in his heart, looked pale, and in front of him was a knocked down salt shaker. The yellow bell cannot be abandoned, nor can the common people's salt shakers be knocked down.

Salt is earthy, like family affection. There is a verse in the Gospel of Matthew: "You are the salt of the world. If the salt loses its taste, how can you make it salty again?" - Don't let the salt lose its taste, respect the old and love the young, love what you love, This is the reason and value of our lives. You may not have the temptation of sweet, refreshing spicy, or appetizing sour, but salt is a necessity in your life; you may not have the sentiment of red wine, the roar of football, the phantom of fashion, and the influence of art, but family love will always be there It is the brightest beacon in your soul...

Taiwanese poet Xia Yu wrote: "Dry your shadow/put some salt/when you are old/take it out/drink it." This poem is so well written: love is sweet, but sweetness can easily go bad. To put a little salt in love, we have to say that the author is a masterful writer of "the love is depressed in the middle and emerges from the outside". There are too many temptations in this world, and we often lose ourselves in it. Shouldn't we also put some salt in our thoughts and stay simple, sober, and rational? Nuclear radiation was leaked from the earthquake in Japan. It is said that iodized salt can protect against radiation, so overnight, a salt rush swept the country. I just ran out of salt that day, and when I went to the supermarket, I saw a crowd of people in front of the salt shelf. By the time I squeezed in, the salt was sold out. I felt dumbfounded. The Japanese didn't panic, but the Chinese started grabbing it. Anqing was thousands of miles away from Japan! The Chernobyl nuclear accident in the former Soviet Union was many times more serious than the one in Japan. No Chinese were exposed to radiation? To put it ten thousand steps back, even if it has an impact, how many packets of salt can it withstand it? It's funny, it's funny, it's angry, it's true that there is no salt when cooking dinner at night, what should I do? At this moment, the mobile phone received a mass message from the Anqing Municipal Government: "Rumors stop with the wise, Anqing has sufficient salt reserves, and citizens can go to the Citizen Square to buy salt in the afternoon"...

Browse news online, and target There were many ridiculing posts about the salt-grabbing controversy. Among them, there was a couplet with homophones that was very interesting and was reprinted in large numbers. The first couplet: The nation with 57 nuclear power plants is densely spread out, aiming to create nuclear power; the second couplet: The 56 ethnic groups descendants of salt and yellow are robbing salt and salt noodles. Anzai. Horizontal batch: Check out this salt. Yes, where is the face? Why do you like to "grab" everything? What kind of psychology is at work? There is a real joke circulating in the market: everyone was grabbing salt, and an old lady was laughing nearby. When people asked why, she replied: "The salt I grabbed during SARS has not been eaten yet!" - But in this incident, I feel that As for the government's actions, it released news as soon as possible through platforms such as television and radio networks, calming people's uneasiness. The information from the city government also solved my urgent need. For the first time, I truly felt that the government can make people feel at ease, like salt. Yes, if the human body does not take in an appropriate amount of salt, it can range from headaches and nausea to fainting or even death. If our government can handle people's livelihood with ease, how can we panic and rob? People who rob for salt do so because they lack "salt" in their minds.

Isn't it possible that the salt rush storm was caused by a lack of government work?

In the folder, there is a poem that I excerpted in the past. Reading it now has increased my understanding of salt. Here it is:

Salt is the force of life

It is leached from the sea for thousands of years

A little bit of eternity

Salt is a barbarian tribe

The blood of warriors

It is a sage Spring and Autumn

Poems on Bamboo Slips

Salt is for people in a hurry

A flash of life on their faces

A touch of vividness

It’s me who has passed my age

My heart is stagnant

A little tear