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I hate two kinds of people: one is racist, the other is black, and the third is illiterate. ...

The teacher asked, "Who can tell me what number you hate the most?"

Binbin replied, "Three."

Teacher: "Why?"

Binbin: "Because after I was naughty, my mother always said,' I count to three and you die.'"

Going to the top of Mount Tai with friends to watch the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky and said, "I saw it!" " ""I saw it, too! "At this time, someone came out with trousers in the distance and scolded:" See it when you see it! "What are you yelling about!"

One day, I took a biology exam, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. A: I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. I shook and shook ... a man thought I was electrocuted, so he grabbed a stick and gave me two.

A man saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down to smell it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it! ~