Humorous conversations that happen in life.

1. There was a rich man looking for a servant, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.

The first few came out without washing their hands after finishing.

The rich man sent them away.

Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him.

But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why?

The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..."

2. A foreigner took a 50 yuan note and waved it in front of the conductor: Have you seen it before? Have you seen it? ...The ticket seller was dumbfounded, so he simply took out a 100 ticket and showed it to him and said, "Have you seen it before? Have you seen it before?" Finally, it became clear that the person wanted to go to "Jianguomen!"

3. When the bus was waiting at a red light, a man shouted: "Driver, open the door, I want to get off." "Is this a stop sign?" the driver said angrily. "I'm telling you just because this is not a stop sign" - the driver was speechless.