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One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2

1, the neighbor's child's name is Zhu Chuan. Every time his mother buys clothes for him, she always tells people that they are for our Zhu Chuan …

During the Spring Festival, my wife gave me 1000 yuan lucky money. I made a concession according to the traditional custom of China, just for a moment. My wife actually took it back and said not to forget it. Let's talk about it next year ... the money we get, the cooked ducks. ...

3. When Chen cursor returned to China, he was stopped by a reporter who came in a hurry at the airport and asked, "Mr. Chen, was your acquisition of The New York Times rejected by the other party?" Chen cursor waved and said, "You don't have to buy it. It is free on the return flight. "

4. I believe that time can really change a person, just like you were ugly before, and then you became uglier and uglier.

A friend planted some garlic seedlings in the dormitory, saying it was to add some greenery to the dormitory. He worked hard for two weeks. When I was cooking noodles yesterday, I thought it tasted bad, so I pinched two and put them in a bowl. As a result, when he came back, he cried and insisted that I pay for it. As for it? I had no choice but to give him the cabbage I had raised for two months.