Why did Liu Bang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, cuckold his dead father?

Why did Liu Bang cuckold his father? Mrs. Liu said in her early years, "What did I do to support Liu Ji in my last life?" We'll talk about it later. Later, I didn't dare to say anything. I shouted in Manchu Wu Wen: Long live the emperor! Liu Laohan enjoyed supreme glory all his life, but before that, he was also tortured by his third son Liu Bang. What makes the old man cry foul is that everyone is dead and buried, and they are still wearing green hats. ——

Liu Bang has four brothers, eldest brother Liu Bo, second brother Liu Zhong and younger brother Liu Jiao. Liu bang is the third child, and he has a sister. At home, he is difficult to discipline. Don't loaf around, drink and fight with your hoe and shovel all day. Sleeping in a bar, sleeping on a widow, not ashamed, suddenly took a child home and said it was his. Mrs. Liu is powerless to the villain's son, and her brothers and sisters don't like her brother-in-law. He plays around and doesn't help by pouring oil bottles.

Liu Taigong called you out of breath and said you were as tall as a wall. Can you do something serious? Liu Ji casually replied to his father, saying that I am a director and will definitely achieve great things in the future! Liu Laohan said to himself, don't bother me, even if you burn incense, you will lose the face of your ancestors!

Cooking Dad gave me a bowl of soup-

Chu and Han contended. During Pengcheng World War I, Liu Bang was beaten out of the water by Xiang Yu and wanted to escape with his family. As a result, he only bumped into his son Liu Ying and his daughter Princess Luyuan on the road. This is because the Chu army was in an emergency, and Liu Bang drove a pair of children out of the car several times and almost slipped away. Lv Zhi's daughter-in-law and father-in-law, Liu Laohan, went to Hanwang with one foot down and one foot high during the turmoil. As a result, she sneaked into the Chu army and reported to Xiang Yu, who took the old man and his wife as hostages.

Chu and Han are at loggerheads across the Guangwu River in the north of Xingyang. In order to force Liu Bang to admit defeat, Xiang Yu sent someone to build a high platform with chopping boards, knives and axes and cauldrons. Then, someone tied Liu Taigong's head to the chopping board and shouted at Liu Bang: Look, Liu Bang, I have your old man. If you don't lay down your arms and surrender quickly, I'll chop your father into pieces and cook soup! The opposite Liu Bang immediately replied: "Silly overlord, we are sworn brothers, and my father is your father. If you really want to cook your father, don't forget to give my eldest brother a bowl of soup! At that time, Liu Bang, the master whom no one denied, was so angry that Xiang Yu shivered and slashed Liu Laohan with a knife. Thanks to his persuasion, he saved the old man's life.

Give you a ...

Liu Bang conquered the world, proclaimed himself emperor and moved the capital to Guanzhong. At this time, Liu Bang quite abided by Confucian filial piety, and went to greet his old father, Liu Taigong, every five days to observe the father-son ceremony. But Liu Laohan began to feel uncomfortable. His housekeeper saw the old man's discomfort and said to him, "There are no two days in the sky, and there are no two kings on the earth. Although Emperor Gao is your son, he is now the emperor of the Son of Heaven. Although you are his father, you are a courtier. Why do you always ask the emperor to greet the courtiers? " In the long run, your majesty will be gone. Liu Laohan said I understand. I'm not that confused. Another day passed, and Liu Bang came to see his father again. Stegosaurus is still far away. He saw the old man holding a broom in his arms and standing there to greet him respectfully. When he came to the front, dad stepped back to show the emperor the way. Liu bang was surprised to see this scene. He quickly got off the bus and reached out to help his father, but his father said, "You are now the Lord of all peoples. How can you confuse the rules of heaven and earth because of me, a bad old man? "

Liu bang wanted to think. The old man is right, but anyway, we can't let the old man lead us. There is a way. A few days later, the high-impedance Liu Bang came to the court and named Liu Taigong the emperor's father. The relationship between monarch, minister and son can be sorted out. At home, you are the father and I am the son. In my country, I am the emperor. You are the emperor above the emperor. You should enjoy it. When I got back to my apartment, the old man began to mumble and said, look at this!

Long live Ye Daoda!

The completion of Weiyang Palace announced that all political institutions of Dahan were formally established in Chang 'an. On this day, great-grandfather Liu Bang gave a banquet in front of Weiyang Palace, and the old man Liu Taigong also attended. When he was happy, Liu Bang stood up, took the jade glass, filled it, and said that he would propose a toast to Dad. Before Liu Taigong could drink, Liu Bang made fun of his father and asked, "Old man, you always call me a loser. I'm not as diligent and capable as my second brother Liu Zhong, and I can't manage the property at home. You always tell me that the property I manage now is bigger than my second brother. " Mrs. Liu covered her face with wine, pretended to be deaf and dumb, and then shouted with the ministers: Long live, long live!

Go to the grave and wear a green hat-

In July of the tenth year of Emperor Gaozu, Liu Taigong died in Liyang Palace. Less than 890 years later, Sima Qian, a native of Hancheng, Shaanxi Province, was appointed as a counselor of the DPRK and wrote his own history. According to anecdotal legend, Liu Bang, the great emperor of Gao Han, inadvertently put a green hat on the dead emperor in order to achieve his original intention. Liu Taigong's wife did nothing that year. She went to a big lake to rest and fell asleep. In the dream, she had sex with the number one god. Liu Laohan will know in spring. My wife always stands her ground. How could she have the idea of cheating, let alone being a god? She didn't even mess with a handsome guy back home!

What makes Liu Laohan unbearable most is that Liu Laohan doesn't go home when he sees his wife go out for a long time. At that time, thunder rumbled and the world was dark. He found his wife by the lake and saw a dragon lying on her, having sex with her, making people have sex with the dragon, getting pregnant and giving birth to Liu Bang in the future. This is obviously groundless. Liu Laohan couldn't wait to climb out of the grave and argue with Shi Qian. Liu Ji, I really planted it myself. What does my seed have to do with dragons? Can I watch the dragon rape my wife? What a big trap! Isn't it obvious that you can't afford to support the emperor by burying your incompetence?