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English drama, for junior high school students, with Chinese language included. Be a little inspirational. urgent!
Waiting for the Rabbit (English short play) script
You can adjust the role yourself~
(Because it is a comedy, you don’t have to be too rigid. Just ordinary lines with the right meaning . )
Narration: Today we will have a role play named “to stand by a tree stump waiting for a hare”. I'm the voice-over. They are the rabbits. She is the farmer and she is the tree. [begin]
[Chapter 1]
Narration: Now we are in a village. It is a warm morning. There is a farmer living in this village. Look! Here comes him. Isn't he modern?
[Start. The tree stood quietly on stage at the back of the stage. ]
[The farmer came to the ground coldly.
]
Farmer: I'm a farmer. (pause) [take two steps] A modern farmer. (take out sunglasses and put them on)
[take two steps coldly, Suddenly he tripped, turned around and kicked the stone that tripped him angrily, and continued to remain cold] When I was young, I studied in Shuren International School! [Took out his badge and proudly showed it to the audience, put it away] p>
So I'm rich now! [Starts to show the name tag and takes it out while talking] Look!
This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250! This is my Swatch! This my MP5! This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!
This is... [Takes out an apple casually] Oh, sorry. And look at this! [From the arms Take out the itch and scratch it]
Do U know what's this? A rabble? No no no~~It's my modern —— hoe~! ! [Look at the table below] It’s time to do some farming! [Bent down and made a hoeing motion, hoeing twice, suddenly] Oh yes! I think farming should be combined with music! [Took out an MP3 player, put it on, and started singing passionately while hoeing] p>
Farming farming, I'm farming! Farming should be combined with music~! Farming farming, I'm farming! Farming will be funny and easy~! Take away the props and prepare useful props in your pocket] [Shu walks to the front desk]
[Chapter 2]
Narration: Oh~ What a funny farmer he is! And what about this tree? Is she crazy too?
Tree: I'm a tree! I can do many things! I can sing! [Make a crazy rock singer's movements and sing while doing it: Hum Huh Hashi! ! ! ]
I can dance! [Dance four little swans] I’m tall! And I’m Strong! If you hit me, you will die!
Oh? There comes a rabbit! [Guide the audience to look at rabbit A. Shu stood backstage]
[Rabbit A enters]
Rabbit A (I didn’t know the situation at first. I thought I was playing Jay Chou, so I came on the stage to greet the audience enthusiastically): Hey everybody , I'm Jay! I love U! I love Nanjing! [Presenting new album "Chopin in November"] Now let me sing one of my new songs to U! The name of the song is "BLABLA~~"! [Clears throat and is about to sing, then the director (narrator) enters]
Director (narrator): [smiling] Hello! I'm the film director. [Hit him hard with a paper tube. Get off Rabbit A's head] What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit, understand?! [Rabbit A: Sorry sorry sorry]
[The director said while grabbing "Chopin in November" .
Before the director left the stage, he watched "Ten"] What's this? [Looked at it, pleasantly surprised] Oh! It's mine! (Excitedly holding it)
Narration: Now she is a rabbit. What will she do?
Rabbit A: OK, now I'm a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I'm just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [Walking in circles on the field, taking a leisurely walk]
[The farmer continued to hoe the field, and while hoeing, he suddenly saw a rabbit in front of him]
Narration: Suddenly, the farmer sees the rabbit…
Farmer: (surprised) Lunch! [Throws away Tickle] I will catch it! [Sneaking up behind the rabbit]
Narrator: But...How can he catch the rabbit? With the gun?
[The farmer follows the rabbit. The two of them walked and walked. The rabbit suddenly turned around. The farmer pretended to look at his watch. The two continued walking. The rabbit looked back. The farmer pretended to watch the weather. The two continued walking. The rabbit looked back. The farmer pretended to use his cell phone. The two continued walking, and the rabbit looked back. This time the farmer pointed his gun at the rabbit coldly. ]
Rabbit A: Wahhhh~! (Shocked) What’s this!
Farmer: Hnnnn...! I will kill U for lunch!
Rabbit A: But your gun... [Help the farmer turn the gun around (the farmer pointed the gun at himself at first)]
Farmer: Thank you!
Rabbit A: My pleasure. (Suddenly remembered that the farmer wanted to kill him) Wah~~~~~~ [The rabbit ran and hid behind the tree, and the farmer chased him to the tree]
Farmer: Where~ to go? Haha!
[The farmer fired a shot and said "bang". The rabbit panicked and ducked behind the tree without being hit. The tree looked injured and shot. The farmer fired again, same as above. The farmer began to fire more frequently and intensively. (Narration: Dang-dang-dang--|Imitation gunshot|) The rabbit started to panic and dodge, and started to dance while hiding. The tree (Tree: Oh, my god! ) continues to be painfully bullet-like. ]
Rabbit A [in narcissism, jumping and talking] You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me!
Tree: [painfully] But...U...Hurt me...[painfully slowly moves to the back of the rabbit]
[The rabbit continues to dance excitedly. The farmer stopped shooting and walked up to the rabbit and looked at it. The rabbit suddenly looked up and found]
Farmer: Ah ha~! Bye bye! [Aim the gun at the rabbit, shoot, there is no sound, look at the gun, indicating that there is no bullet. Rabbit saw this and laughed very excitedly]
Rabbit A: Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [Laughing with excitement, until I get cramps, and until I fall backwards. Suddenly his head hits the tree behind him] Wa! [The rabbit fainted twice~~ "I'll fall!" fell to the ground]
Farmer: OH! [Excitedly, he went over to lift the rabbit with two fingers] My lunch, I caught you!!! [Think about it]
But I'm still full now. Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep. I will eat it after sleeping. [Tie the rabbit to the tree.
Fall down and sleep next to the tree]
[Chapter 3]
......
Narration: Look! The farmer is sleeping! And the rabbit was knocked down, so he is also sleeping now… Oh, no, no! The rabbit is awake! How is it going on then?
Rabbit A: [The rabbit woke up quickly, looked around, and found that he was tied up , very surprised] Where am I? What happened?
Tree: [pointing to the farmer] He caught you and wanted to eat you.
Rabbit A: What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape? [Looking around, he sees the farmer's cell phone]
[The rabbit unknowingly moved the branch away and walked to the cell phone to look at it] Huh? What’s this? [Pick it up and look at it] Oh, a mobile. [Look at it again] It’s beautiful. [Put it back where it belongs. And consciously tied himself to the tree.
Suddenly remembered]A mobile! Maybe I can call someone to help me! [unknowingly releases himself and picks up the phone] But how to use it?
Narration: I don't know how to do… Who can tell him how to use it?!
Shu: [steps forward] Let me tell U. Look, press this button! [To Rabbit]
Rabbit A: Oh I see. [Pretends to make a phone call] Hello?
Li Yong (narrator): [comes on stage, passionately] Hello! This is lucky fifty-two! [Make lucky 52 gesture] I’m Liyong! Now let’s start our first question! What’s the most probable relation between Kangxi and Yongzheng?
A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me, please!
Rabbit A: (very coldly) Sorry, wrong number.[Hang up ]
Li Yong (narration): Answer me! Answer me! En..? Hello? Hi, Hi? [Goes down the stage very depressed]
Rabbit A: Now let me call again. [Dial] Hello?
Rabbit B: Hello.
Rabbit A: Hey Jackey!
Rabbit B: Hey tommy!
Rabbit A: How are you doing?
Rabbit B: Fine, thank you. And U?
Rabbit A: I'm fine too! How are your parents doing?
Rabbit B: They are fine, thank you. And U?
Rabbit A: They are fine, too! How is your uncle doing?
Rabbit B: He's fine, thank you! And U?
Rabbit A: He's fine, too!
Rabbit B: But why do you call me? If you want to borrow some money from me...NO WAY!!!
Rabbit A: No no no! I'm in danger now! Come and help me !!!
Rabbit B: But where are you?
Rabbit A: I'm under a tree!
Rabbit B: [While talking on the phone Walking nearby, passing by Rabbit A, the two of them haven’t noticed yet] What can you see around you?
Rabbit A: I see a rabbit, rather like you!
Rabbit B : A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I'll soon come! Wait for me! I will help you! [Leaves hastily]
Narration: [Shakes head] How lovely and funny they are!< /p>
After making the call, Rabbit A carefully put the phone back to the farmer, and politely said "Thank you." Then he consciously put his phone back to the farmer.
Tied back to the tree]
Rabbit A: Hahaha! My friend will come and save me, yeah! [Excessive excitement, leaning back, hitting his head against the tree again, dizzy... "I'm dizzy!" Fainted again]
Narration: Look, the rabbit's friend comes here. How will he save his friend?
[Rabbit B on] Rabbit B: I'm also a rabbit! I’m clever! I’m brave! And I’m strong! [Shows muscles] OH! My friend is here! Let me help him out! [Trying hard to move the branch (arms) away, trying several times, but still can't] It's too tight! I must think of a good way! [See the farmer throwing It's tickling] Let's see, what's this! A hoe! [Pretends to play golf and tries out the hoe] Oh, it’s nice. [Goes to the tree and is about to chop it down. Narrator: What a poor tree it is!]
Tree: Stop! ! ! What will you do?
Rabbit B: I will cut you down to save my friend.
Tree: O. [Sudden awakening] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!
Rabbit B: Oh yes! You are right! [throws away hoe] I have to think of another idea! [thinks for a while] Oh!! [sudden inspiration] [looks at watch] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise! Come on! [Start taking the lead in doing morning exercises. As he was doing it, he said "Follow me!" to the tree (trying to make the tree move and release his hands so that rabbit A could be rescued). The tree also started to do morning exercises. Rabbit B gently stepped forward to rescue Rabbit A. But Shu's broadcasting actions happen to block the rescue. Rabbit B is sweating violently... -_-b The broadcast is over. The tree continues to tie Rabbit A]
Rabbit B: Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh! I’ve got it! Music! [The stereo plays the prelude to the climax of the Titanic theme song (narration). Rabbit B hugs the tree, trying to guide the tree to open its arms like the heroine and release rabbit A. The tree gradually became intoxicated, and its hands slowly relaxed. Rabbit B was about to rescue his companions when suddenly Rabbit A opened his hands and became a heroine. Shu hugged Rabbit A's waist again, becoming the hero's action. Shu and A were intoxicated. B wants to wake up A: "Wake up! Wake up!"
Rabbit A is intoxicated, completely ignores it, and kicks away B who wants to save it: "Don't disturb me!" Continue revel. ]
Rabbit B: (helpless...) Stop! ! ! (Music stops) (Frustration) I can’t save my friend... [Take out a tissue to wipe sweat, take out 10 yuan, and drop it on the ground]
Shu: Money! [He rushes forward to pick up the money, returns to his original position and checks the money against the sun. ]
Rabbit A: [look around] I'm free!!! Oh yes, I'm free! Thank you, Jackey! [Slow motion affectionately pounces on Rabbit B] Jackey~~~~ [ Suddenly Rabbit B lowered his head to tie his shoelaces. Rabbit A couldn't control himself and bumped into a tree. He fainted twice and said, "Hit his head!"
] [Rabbit B rushed up upon seeing this and hugged A affectionately: "Tommy! Tommy!" [Sadly leaned down and hugged A tightly]
[At this time, the sleeping farmer suddenly Turn over and press B underneath again]
Rabbit B: I...can't...breath...I'm dying!!!! [Also curled up]
[Chapter 4]
Narration: The rabbit B not only can't save his friend, but also was suppressed by the farmer… Oh, the farmer is awake now!
Farmer: [The farmer woke up at this time. Wiped the saliva and saw two rabbits] En..?Two rabbits! I remember I have caught just one?! Oh, maybe I drank too much. [Excitedly holding a rabbit in one hand and exiting humming a tune] p>
Shu: [Shu, who was still checking the banknotes, was happy when he suddenly discovered that the banknotes were counterfeit] Ah! There’s something wrong with the note, It’s a fake! Wait for me! [Chase]
Narration: Since that day, the farmer always sleeps behind this tree whole day to get more rabbits to eat. But he never catches one rabbit any more. Now it is the end of this play . We want to use this role play to show you that you can't reap without sowing, you must work hard to get your own harvest. Thank you for your watching!
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