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A joke of a teacher and a student.
The teacher asked, "What do you think Wang Anshi and Ouyang Xiu have in common?" Sanmao blurted out, "They are all from Song Dynasty."
The teacher then asked, "Tell me, what do they have in common with Emperor Taizong and Zhuge Liang?"
San Mao was stupefied and replied, "They are all ancient people."
A burst of laughter in class makes the teacher make mistakes, and simply playing it as a game can also be considered as an active classroom atmosphere.
So he asked, "Do they have anything in common with Sun Yat-sen and Lu Xun?"
San Mao thought for a moment and said, "They are all men."
The teacher then asked, "What if Li Qingzhao and Cixi are added?"
San Mao was anxious: "He ... They are all from China."
The teacher smiled and asked, "What do you think Napoleon and Caesar have in common?"
"They were all emperors."
"What do they have in common with Darwin and Hitler?"
San Mao answered that he had got the hang of it. He proudly replied, "They are all foreigners."
The teacher pressed again: "What do they have in common with these people I mentioned earlier?"
San Mao stabbed to the end: "They are all human beings."
The teacher asked again, "As far as I know, among these people, Zhuge Liang kept chickens, and Cixi and Caesar also kept dogs. Counting all these animals, do they have anything in common with them?"
When the teacher asked, Sanmao's head began to sweat: "This ... this ... they are all dead."
"Well, they are all dead." The teacher nodded his head.
San Mao sat down with a limp leg, thinking, is this the end of the problem?
Unexpectedly, the teacher said, "You stand up, and there is one last question-if they are still alive now, can you find out the similarities?"
San Mao was dumbfounded. He thought for five minutes before he said sadly, "If the time difference is not counted, they should all have had lunch ..."
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