Tell me a joke. That's funny ~?

Mr. Wang has a silly son-in-law Zhao Yi, just in time for Mr. Wang's 60th birthday. His wife specifically told him to learn a few good words on the way. Zhao Yi nodded, expressing understanding, and set off in the warm spring breeze.

Walking into a small forest, I saw a hunter just entering the forest, and the birds that were chirping just now suddenly quieted down, so the hunter said, "One person enters the forest, and all birds are silent!" " "Zhao Yi think this sentence is good, just remember.

Keep walking until you come to a small river. The bridge was washed away by the flood, leaving only one tree across it. At this time, an old woman struggled to cross the bridge, looked back at the bridge and said, "Double bridges are easy to walk, but single trees are hard to walk!" " "He thought this sentence was better than the last one, so he remembered it.

Crossing the river to a small village, an old farmer was shouting at a grinning hound with a fork, "hound, hound,

If you grin again-I'll give you a fork! "

Zhao Yi took a coke. What a cool curse! Of course I remember.

I'm going to my father-in-law's house. He was a little nervous and deliberately read those three sentences several times before he was relieved. The silly son-in-law was just about to enter the door, and his family already knew, including those relatives and friends who came to congratulate him. They all know that Zhao Yi is a pustule, so they all keep silent and wait to see his jokes. Zhao Yigang came in and saw everyone talking and laughing just now. Suddenly he became quiet. He remembered the first sentence and blurted out, "When one enters the forest, all birds are silent!" Hearing this, they were all surprised, afraid to peek at Zhao Yi, and all smiled and said hello. Mr. Wang was very happy to see the silly son-in-law doing well today, but he still wanted to test him, so Zhao was the only one who caught a chopstick at dinner. How can Zhao Yi give him chopsticks if he is unhappy? I just remembered the second sentence: "Double bridges are easy to walk, but single trees are hard to walk!" The father-in-law is really stupid. The mother-in-law next to her was secretly laughing that Mr. Wang was stumped by the silly son-in-law. Zhao's mother-in-law said, "Hunting dogs, hunting dogs,

If you grin again-I'll give you a fork! "