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What kind of experience is it to have a rare surname?
I think the biggest experience of having a rare surname is that it will make a lot of embarrassing jokes.
Weng surname
My surname is Weng. Although it is not a rare surname, it is also a rare surname around me. To say that I have the deepest memory, I was always nicknamed by my classmates when I was a child.
"Weng" and "Om" are homonyms, so I got a nickname-Little Bee in primary school. So that my classmates don't call me by my name, but call me bee. Sometimes my classmates make me angry, and I will be mad at them. Then naughty boys give me a new nickname-wasp. Once when the bell rang, I chased a classmate into the classroom. As he ran, the classmate shouted: The wasp chased me … As a result, the teacher on the podium nervously asked: Where is the wasp? There was a lot of laughter in the audience ...
I always felt embarrassed before, and I once asked my father why we had to take the surname "Weng" and why we didn't have a "normal" surname like others. At that time, it was always impatient until the fourth grade. Maybe everyone grew up at that time. Slowly, no one made fun of my last name.
Last name
When I was in college, a classmate's last name was Guo, which was the first time I heard of it. Her last name also made many jokes. I remember that in the first class, when she came on stage to introduce herself, she said: My surname is Guo, Yang Guo's Guo … Then the teacher went on to say, thank you for Yang's introduction, the next one … so that later, when she introduced herself, she changed it to Guo.
several times, when we went out for dinner or something, the store owner asked us to apply for a membership card. She said the last name was Guo, and almost no boss knew which one was Guo, so we had to ask again: Guo? What did you pass? Once, a boss wrote "Guo" directly. After we corrected him, he said that he thought our pronunciation was not standard and said "Guo" was "Guo". Haha, it's amazing, everything is said.
Gong's surname
When I first went to work, a colleague's surname was Gong, which is also relatively rare in our place. I remember that all my colleagues in the office called him "Lao Gong" at that time, and I thought it was "husband". At that time, I was silly and secretly asked others why he was the "husband" of so many people. Later, I learned that the family name was Gong. Ha ha ha, now that I think about it, I feel funny.
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