A joke about an aircraft carrier.

India has always been a wonderful existence in the eyes of the world, such as eating and going to the toilet with your hands, and the environment is dirty and chaotic. Even such a beautiful country is still ambitious militarily. When all countries are developing their naval strength, India is not far behind. Due to the underdeveloped military industry, most weapons and equipment need to be purchased from other countries. When I finally wanted to do it myself, I showed the world a joke.

1986, the "Vilat" aircraft carrier bought at a cost of 60 million pounds made India the first country in Asia to own an aircraft carrier. However, as Vilat was a retired aircraft carrier in Britain in her later years, her equipment was seriously aging and her performance was very backward. Although India has made many changes after purchasing, it has failed to glow with much vitality.

In 2006, India officially launched the construction plan of the Viklandt aircraft carrier. At that time, there was only one shipyard in China capable of building an aircraft carrier, and this glorious task was naturally completed by him. As the largest shipyard in India, Cochin Company has built many ships with a deadweight of about 1 10000 for many years, and is also responsible for the maintenance of offshore drilling platforms and warships. There is no doubt about its own strength.

Cochin Company, as a state-owned enterprise in India, has the same common problems as most state-owned enterprises, such as good welfare for employees in the establishment and poor wages for foreign workers, and these contract workers do the dirtiest work every day. After a long time, anyone's heart will be unbalanced and he will start to be lazy at work, just like cleaning the toilet. Most people don't want to do it, which directly leads to the accumulation of nearly 200 tons of excrement in the factory toilets (Indians are biased against toilets and think that,

Because excrement will produce a large amount of biogas, when the concentration reaches a certain value, it will explode when it meets an open flame. Coincidentally, a group of workers were welding aircraft carriers nearby. With a strange smell, a big explosion occurred at the scene, even the aircraft carrier Viklandt was affected, and a raging fire broke out in the engine room. Fortunately, firefighters arrived in time, otherwise the losses were unpredictable, but even so, the construction cycle of the aircraft carrier was delayed for several years.

It has been 12 years since the aircraft carrier Viklandt was built. It has been launched three times before, and it has not been successfully tried in the sea. I really don't know if India dares to talk nonsense and compete with China for this strength.