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1. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

2. Be a man in your next life and marry a woman as good as me.

3. I want to covet your beauty, but unfortunately you are just a commodity.

4. The ex-girlfriend is like a biological child, and the second-girlfriend is like an adopted one.

5. Will the child produced by the cooperation of two people with blood type B have blood type 2B?

6. Nobel invented the bomb, which brought countless disasters to mankind. He himself became a great man.

7. Because I was too careful before, I am now heartless.

8. I’m really confused about what to give to my friend on his birthday...

9. Putting down the butcher’s knife and becoming a Buddha immediately means that the moment you put down the butcher’s knife, the other person will cut you in two. Son.

10. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

11. Life is like a wine jar, people soak in it, and the longer they go, the more intoxicated they become.

12. Take a bath, blow bubbles, and sleep with the bad guy

13. Teacher, you only know how to threaten me with "notify parents", what's the point

14. Would you die if you fell in love with me? I really, really love you very much

15. Don’t wear mature eyeliner or evenly apply foundation. Shopping during heavy rain Amaterasu.

16. White lies: Just find a good excuse for your own deception.

17. The bus driver stared at me as if I had not bought a ticket, so I stared at him as if I had bought a ticket.

18. They say that if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter, but behind me is a cliff.

19. Happiness makes women learn to enjoy, while misfortune makes men learn to work hard.

20. Men are things outside the body. They cannot be brought with them in life and cannot be taken away with them in death.

21. You dress like this. Are you dissatisfied with this world?

22. Dear comrades. I am already dead and I have no choice but to throw myself into my grave and seek death.

23. It is virtue for a woman to be untalented. I must be too wicked.

24. All underage girls, please chat with me accompanied by your parents. Thank you.

25. The most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that make your heart beat.

26. The weather is so cold that it feels like a joke, and the days go by like nonsense.

27. A good horse never turns back to eat grass. If there is no grass ahead, the good horse has to run back!

28. I am not a generous person, and I have never thought of sharing the person who belongs to me with others.

29. Loving you does not last for two or three days, but I miss you many times every day.

30. In a relationship that is doomed to fail, whoever declares love first will die first

31. When buying roasted sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly, what is this? What stuffing.

32. Grass does not grow on busy roads, and hair does not grow on smart heads

33. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hillside.

34. It’s not that good medicine tastes bitter, but why has it never been effective?

35. I will have you by my side throughout my life. I have you to accompany me when I am lonely, and I have you to share my happiness.

36. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

37. The Transportation Bureau warmly reminds you: the weather is cold, be careful of car accidents.

38. I said I was a filter, and all the words that came into my mouth were bleached! clear?

39. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave.

40. A true warrior dares to look at a beautiful girl and faces the bleak single life.