My girlfriend always asks me to tell her stories to lull her to sleep at night. Does anyone have short fairy tales and send me some quilts? The kind that requires text, thank you``

Children’s Talk

1. The father told his daughter about how she often went hungry when she was a child. After hearing this, the daughter had tears in her eyes and said with great sympathy: "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you had no food?" 2. Tongtong asked her mother: "Why do you call me Mr. Jiang?" For ancestors? "My mother said: "Because ancestors are the name for the dead.

Tongtong said: "Should the deceased grandmothers be called fresh milk?" "

3. One day, Xiao Ming went out to eat with his father. His father led him to the door of a restaurant. Xiao Ming refused to go in. He pointed to the sign in front of the restaurant and said: "I don't want to eat pee fried rice... "It turns out that the sign said:

pee

fried rice

4. A little boy asked his mother: "Mom, where did I come from? of? "The mother felt that she should take this opportunity to educate her children, so she took cats and dogs as examples and introduced the entire process of reproduction in detail.

After listening to this, the son was confused and said: "How could this happen? ? My deskmate said he was from Shanxi! "

5. On the street, a little girl walked up to an uncle in police uniform. She looked up and down and asked carefully:

"Are you a police officer? ? "

"Yes. "

"Mom said that no matter what difficulties you encounter, if you ask the police, you will get help, right? "

"Yes!

"Okay," the little girl raised one foot, "please help me tie my shoelaces."

6. An old guerrilla was telling children battle stories. He suddenly asked a 12-year-old boy: "If you are the commander of the guerrillas, in order to prevent the enemy from using the railway, What action should the guerrillas take?

The boy stood up and replied loudly: "We must occupy the ticket office quickly and burn all the tickets!" "

7. "Students, who is the king of beasts? "The teacher asked.

"Zoo Director. "Little John replied.