A poem that feels ridiculous and sad.

About ridiculous poems 1. What poems describe "ridiculous"?

It was a mess,

Suddenly, the sky burned and suddenly it was empty.

Competition is like a boiling stove,

It's too warm.

Transfer one's book

Tang dynasty: Han Yu

Du Li's articles are in full swing.

I don't know, stupid, so it's slander.

Mayflies shake trees, ridiculous!

After I was born, I raised my neck and looked at each other from a distance.

Say something ridiculous

Tang Dynasty: Bird I.

Doubt Green, and Ren Jie is infatuated with Zhu. Yan Zhiwei rides a horse and Ma Jifu rides a donkey.

This famous work will be named Li and Wu. Zuo Taihu's suggestion,

Yutai Yushi Lake.

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Ancient Poetry Network: http://so.gushiwen.org/search.aspx? Value = ridiculous

2. What ancient poems describe people's hypocrisy?

1, chanting needles

Wenqing Yingjiang

A needle is tempered, and the cloth is going up one by one.

Eyes on the ass, only clothes, not people.

2. Bo Qinhuai

the Tang Dynasty

Smoke cage cold moon cage yarn, night near Qinhuai restaurant.

Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, but they still sing "backyard flowers" across the river.

3. "Two Songs"

Don Li Shen

In spring, as long as you sow a seed, you can harvest a lot of food in autumn.

There is no waste of heaven and earth, and the toiling peasants are still starving to death.

4. Miscellaneous works

Mingdong movie drama

A small official is a big official, and the meaning in the song is happy.

If you can do this, you won't be a dutiful son.

5. Egret

Song tanggeng

Speaking of egrets in front of the door, you must also know from now on.

The gentleman intends to get rid of the party, while Party A and Party B beg for fear of the monarch.

6. Liaozhai

You fight corruption, he fights corruption,

Emotions, joys and sorrows all come to mind together.

Don't be surprised, don't be surprised,

Five children get into the theme-always cuter than clean.

Commenting in front of the stage, making bad money behind the scenes,

A little solemn, a little hypocritical, a little firm, a little erratic,

Who can solve this mystery?

7. "Tang"

It is still the moon and border pass in Qin and Han dynasties, and the enemy has fought a protracted war.

If Wei Qing, who attacked Longcheng, and Li Guang, the flying general, were alive today, the Huns would not be allowed to go south to spend their horses in Yinshan.

8. "Sweet Mouse"

Mice have skin, but people have no tools.

If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die.

Rats have teeth, but people never stop.

A man without virtue should not wait for death.

Rats have bodies, but people are rude.

If people are rude, Hu will not die?

9. Seven-step poem

Wei Caozhi

Boiled beans are held as soup and simmered as juice.

Honey burns under the pot, and beans cry in the pot.

We were born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other!

10, praising history

Kinzos

The bottom of the gloomy ravine loosened, leaving the original seedlings.

With an inch in diameter and a rhizome, you can cover the hundred feet.

The world is tall and handsome.

Because of the terrain, the origin is not once.

3. The funniest ancient poem in the world

1, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.

6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it!

7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.

1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13, how to lose weight without eating?

14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said that this can be done, and I said that this really can't be done. ...

15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !

18, there is love besides teeth.

4. An interesting poem describing a person

"Xiang He Ge Ci Dong Men Xing" Time: Tang Author: Liu Zongyuan, thirty-six generals of the Han family, all-powerful in the East.

Cockcrow and dog thief, falcon; Like ants, the appearance of God. Young assassins, killing people; Officers and officers, lose your guard.

The robbers roared and escorted away; Poor Feng Jing was assassinated. The murderer was able to get away with it with a smug smile on his face. All the civil and military officials were silent and were stunned by Mu's words.

Wang Wei saved Zhao, pretending to be true. It's a pity to be killed in the west. Like an allegory, the car market is defended; Wu Qi appealed to Xiu De first.

The murderer died in vain, and it is difficult to tell the real killer from the real one. Xing, make sure it's in a deep well. Never swallow a broken bone and mend it again. A thousand dollars is not as good as earth.

Farewell to Lu's Imperial Envoy in Japan Time: Tang Author: Qian Qi, Wanli and Han, pedestrians are full of worries. Say goodbye to angels and stars, first frost is near the water.

Yunpei welcomes Xiandao, and the rainbow crosses a mirage. I will know that I am pregnant with Wei Que, and look back at Haixi's head.

Man Ting Book Xun Year: Song Author: Zhang Book Xun, Neifu, connected with Jiadi Garden. At that time, the green temples were monopolized by immortals.

The literature and art are glamorous, and the bamboo shoes are full of bamboo. We respect each other and learn from each other.

Zhongxing, Fang Qinghui, meet Jiazi again, and count Tianyuan again. Ask who is better than Chiyo, and Five Blessingg has everything.

Steadily move towards the sand bank, and move to the story of Jinding and Ye Qi Diusim. The fragrant sandalwood is slow, the parrot cup passes, and the new moon is juanjuan.

"Shui Duitou South Korea Wu" Year: Song Author: Liao Xingzhi South Korea Wu, Gong Wang is. Life ambition, leaning on the sky and the sword.

Before talking and laughing secretly and generously, I stood by and observed the situation again. On fame and wealth, poetry is light.

I respect Gao Huai's conditions, but it's hard to achieve. A thousand dollars of production, a smile drives all with Zhu Kun.

It doesn't matter who gets what they want, not just because of bad feelings. And raise your glasses. Today is your birthday.

Wang Tai Xiaoguan Time: Tang Author: Sneaking into North Korea, Yichun Shen Yuanzhi. Fortunately, no one saw him today, so he stole the small tube of King Tai.

"About Zhang Youliang Ji" Time: Song Author: Moxuetai District Lao Zeng, Yimen Guan Guan Lao Xiucai. After the Jin Dynasty was destroyed, there was no separation, and South Korea died and went to Shangqing.

Long Bian cave is cold, and the sword is clear. Take advantage of the long-term policy to leave, so as not to chase the fisherman for profit, and the daily necessities will not enter.

5. Complete works of funny poems

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package m s n

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online m m used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Far up to Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, a fat, long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

interlude

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.

6. A tragic and absurd poem describing life

1, "picking mulberry seeds, who played the tragedy of Yuefu" Qing: Nalan Xingde, who played the tragedy of Yuefu? Xiao Feng, wind, rain, short and thin candles in the house, a lonely night, in candlelight.

I don't know what bothers me. It's boring to wake up, boring to be drunk, and I've never been to Xie Qiao in my dreams. Who is covering the sad and bitter music, listening to the wind and rain in this rustling rainy night, watching the snuff burn out bit by bit, making people feel lonely and sleepless all night? In this sleepless night, I don't know what haunts me, which makes people feel bored whether they are asleep or awake, and the happiness they pursue in their dreams is completely disillusioned.

2. "Xijiangyue, a big dream on earth" Song Dynasty: Su Shi has a big dream on earth, and the autumn is crisp. At night, the sound of wind blowing leaves rings in the gallery.

Look at the eyebrows and temples. The wine base is often worried about fewer customers, and the moon is cloudy.

Who is alone with * * * on Mid-Autumn Festival? Looking at the north sadly.

Everything in the world is like a big dream. How many cool autumn has life experienced? At night, the sound of the wind blowing leaves resounds through the cloister. Look at yourself, there are a few more silver lines in your brow. Wine is not good, but it worries the guests. Although the moon is bright, it is always covered by clouds.

On this Mid-Autumn Night, who can enjoy this wonderful moonlight with me? I can only pick up my glass and look at the north sadly. 3, "After Graduation" Tang Dynasty: Meng Jiao used to be dirty and boastful, but now he is extravagant.

In the spring breeze, this proud horse runs at the speed of two beats. I visited all the sights of Chang 'an gracefully in one day. The difficulties in life and the embarrassment in thought in the past are no longer worth mentioning. Now in to beno. 1, that gloom has gone like the wind, and my heart is really inexhaustible. I really want to embrace this nature.

Riding on Chang 'an Road, which is full of spring flowers, today's hooves are particularly light, and I have already seen the flowers in Chang 'an unconsciously. 4, "Anger 15 Books" Song Dynasty: Lu You knew that the world was difficult when he was young, and the Central Plains looked at Beiyue.

It snowed all night in the building, and the autumn wind dispersed in the iron horse. Stuck on the Great Wall and make an empty promise, the sideburns in the mirror have long faded.

When you debut, you can say your real name, but you can't fight for a thousand years. When I was young, I was determined to explore the northern Central Plains. I didn't expect it to be so difficult.

I often look north at the Central Plains, my blood is boiling, and my grievances are like mountains. I remember beating up the nomads from Guazhou and releasing warships on a snowy night.

The autumn wind swept Ma Benteng, recovering the good news of the big three passes. I think I compared myself to the Great Wall of Wan Li, and made a great wish to sweep away the border troubles for the motherland.

Up to now, it is empty talk to expect the recovery of the Northern Expedition. People can't help thinking of Zhu Gekongming, who is really a model. Who made every effort to lead the three armies to the Han Dynasty and establish the Central Plains in the north? 5. "Xuanzhouzhuang Farewell Secretary" in Tang Dynasty; Li Bai has not been allowed to leave me since yesterday; It hurts my heart even more today.

Autumn geese are escorted by Changfeng, and I treat them in this villa and drink my wine. The bones of great writers are all your brushes. In Tianyuan, I grew up beside you, Xiao Xie.

We are all lofty distant thoughts, longing for the sky and the bright moon. But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with our swords and raise our glasses to drown our sorrows.

Since the world can't satisfy our desire, I will loosen my hair and get on a fishing boat tomorrow. Those who left me yesterday were unstoppable, and those who disturbed my mood today made me extremely worried.

In the face of this scene, Wan blew the swan geese returning to the south, and they could climb the tall buildings and have a good drink. Your article is as vigorous and fresh as the literary works of the Han Dynasty.

My poetic style is as fresh and beautiful as Xie Tiao's. We are all full of lofty sentiments and exultation, and our jumping thoughts are like flying high in the blue sky to pick the bright moon.

It's like drawing a treasure knife to cut running water. The water was not cut off, but flowed faster. I raised my glass and drank heavily. I wanted to drown my sorrows in wine, but it turned out to be even more worrying.

Ah! Life is so unhappy in this world, it is better to let me wander freely in the rivers and lakes in a boat tomorrow (retire from the rivers and lakes).

7. Ask for all funny poems, the more the better.

Bless the cold and warm wind.

Half-hearted, full of a glass

Fat beauty yang guifei

When you are hungry, fill your stomach.

Full of vigor and good technology.

Japanese sumo wrestling.

A car sped up a lot of digging.

It's nice to see the dusty devil.

It's too cold to be cold at the top.

Pengcheng Wan Li is really difficult.

I'm really afraid to see Jiangnan.

There is no doubt that it was stopped.

I'm annoyed. Who is bothering me?

Slang for black girls

Happy birthday, my friend. Birthday is coming! ! ! Urgent for funny and distinctive greetings (Deng Qiang, old urchin, preferably Tibetan poems)

I hope [Deng Qiang] understands.

Fuman _ secular _ intoxicated.

Life is like a spring breeze.

Rizhao _ Dongfang [Old urchin]

Joy _ Life _ How can I be afraid?

Enjoy this life, thousands of pets.

Hide your head and feet

I suggest you look carefully.

Do whatever you want.

Not that talented people can't read.

8. Complete works of funny poems

Look at Lushan Waterfall, Li Baisheng incense burner and purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. Xiao Chunmeng Haoran This morning in spring, I woke up easily and happily, and there were mosquito bites everywhere.

At night, no one can escape. The boatman kicked Wang Bai off the boat without paying him.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Qingming Festival, Du Mu was alone in the rain. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating.

For Tomb-Sweeping Day's sake today, let him send this first. ) Meng Xiao in the spring, a beautiful woman, Haoran, came to the Institute of Technology in the spring easily and happily from this morning when I woke up, and couldn't sleep at night. I went online to look for it (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). In early spring, I was a member of the Ministry of Water Resources, such as Zhang Shibao, Han Yu, Belle and Xiao Yurun. This is a sad thing in the past year. The online M M is a pig.

(It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. ) Li Baichao resigned from his dormitory in Bai Di early. He likes to meet netizens. Suddenly, his face was full of sadness. He couldn't help crying, but he was in danger of death. (Poetry fairy seems to have met a carnivorous ~~ Amen. ) Du Mu went away to Xiangshan Mountain. She and I thought the princess would be a dinosaur and a frog. Wow, it's Du again. It looks really touching. ) The Book of Songs

(well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either.

) Operator Li Chi Ngai I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology, chatting every day, damn it.

(How can poets join in the fun? ~ ~ It's really dinosaurs from generation to generation. ) Jiang Nanchun Du Mu Daqian Wang Qing, Ying Hong, chatting for a while, and his heart is getting empty. How many dinosaurs are there? I can say responsibly that Komori is dying, and the consequences are very serious.

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The second messenger to send Yuan, Anxi Wangwei, was disappointed and heartbroken in the rainy morning. I advise you not to find a net friend to become a monk again, and go to Shaolin tomorrow (good word ~ ~). Mulan's poems are full of complaints and she wants to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh.

Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing.

Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on. Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store.

When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping.

The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters.

Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years. Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky.

Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son home.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my East Pavilion pot, take my West Pavilion spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror.

When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy. The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy? That's enough, please choose me! ! ! ! )。