Stupid and cute cold joke

I have a great job. "What?" "Dig the lotus root!"

2. The sewer is very depressed and asks: I can't figure it out! So it got stuck. . .

3. The surgical teacher in the medical college explains to the students what is sterile and clean. The teacher said: you put a piece of shit in the pressure cooker for a quarter of an hour and it will be sterile, but is it clean? Really convinced this teacher, so talented.

4. Everything in life, the order in which it appears is really important. For example, you can't open lip balm for a short time after applying hand cream.

The frog crouching on its prey at night suddenly saw a firefly coming out and immediately put out its tongue to take it down. . . Then he swore: which wicked guy hit the cigarette?

6. I am sleepy in spring, lack afternoon sleep in summer and autumn, and never get up in winter.

Don't think that opium is the only thing in the world that you can't get rid of. Don't you dare touch the autumn trousers, then take them off!

8. Why are most toilets white? Because only a small number of toilets are not white.

Everyone says that I am a talented young man. Bah, am I not handsome in middle age?

10. To identify whether there are bugs in a watermelon, first you have to knock on the watermelon, bang bang bang. If there is a bug in it, the bug will ask: who is it? 1 1. Teach you a way to whiten your face: dry your neck!

It's not that we don't work hard, but that someone's father is too energetic.

13. Do you know why the jade bracelet only wears one hand? My friend told me the truth, and I applauded. ...

14. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

15. Q: When is the most anxious in a day? A:

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five

Nine. Because. . . Hurry up!

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16. Officer: "I'll go first. Remember to squat a few times when the mine is buried. " Soldier: "Why, boss?" Officer: "If you don't step on the ground, there are traces to follow, and you don't work in vain." Soldier: "The boss is the boss, so experienced."

Seventeen. Hair and scissors quarreled, and scissors said angrily, "Hum, I ignore you."

Eighteen. Today, I farted on the bus, and several people immediately turned around. For an instant, I had a feeling that my voice was very nice. ...

19. The girlfriend just sat on her boyfriend and asked her affectionately about her relationship with him.

Boyfriend of three years: "If we break up in the future, will you come to my wedding?" Boyfriend: "that depends on whether I go to work or not." I won't go if I am busy with work. "

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Dad is snoring on the sofa with the TV on. "Dad, don't look at me." "Look" "Your eyes are obviously closed." "I'm listening"