Urgent! Wedding bride and groom’s short humorous speech and host’s questions and humorous answers (super reward, please do not copy online)

Groom

I, ***, hereby solemnly swear in the name of my husband: After getting married, I will never talk to any strange girl without my wife’s permission. In fact, human life is short. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, a day will pass. If you close your eyes again, you will have your wife. So I promise: the flowers belong to my wife, the applause belongs to my wife, the red envelopes I received today all belong to my wife, but my wife belongs to me!

Bride

I, ***, hereby solemnly swear in the name of my wife: As your wife, I will support you, take care of you, and be loyal to you all my life; therefore, after we get married, I I only eat the food you cook for me, only wear the clothes and shoes you buy for me, and only spend the money you earn. I hope you will work hard and work hard to become the leader in the house as soon as possible.

Brackets: (A good hand at washing and cooking)

The hosts have different styles, it’s hard to say, but he won’t make things difficult for you!