What jokes are there that are hilarious without losing their connotations?

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp: "

I can only give you one wish. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. "

Man: "I want a wife."

……"

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "

I am hungry and greedy for beauty! Pathetic! "Say that finish and disappeared.

Man: "... cake."

three

The earthworm family was bored that day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two and went to play badminton.

Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four sections and plays mahjong.

Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.

Mother earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! "

Earthworm father said weakly:

"... suddenly want to play football. "

four

Panda man wants QJ panda woman, and panda woman struggles and resists to the death.

After the failure, Panda Man said angrily, "We are all going extinct!" "

five

The tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front.

......

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly.

..... said to him:

Come up and let me carry you. ......

then

......

The snail climbed up.

......

soon ....

The tortoise sees another ant. ......

Say to him: You come up, too.

......

So the ants came up.

When the ants appeared ... they saw the snails on it.

......

Said a sentence to him

: hello.

Do you know what the snail said?

?

Snail said, hurry up

This turtle runs really fast.

.......

6. A man and a woman are eating.

Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me?

?

The boy glanced at the girl and went on eating dinner.

The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me or not?

The boy finally said: love

The girl asked again, then how do you prove it?

Suddenly, the boy took out 30 yuan money from his pocket.

Ask a girl.

Do you have ten yuan?

The girl gave the boy ten yuan. ......

The boys put forty yuan on the table.

soon

.....

The girl was very angry and asked the boy, Do you want to prove that you love me?

The boy said: I have been proved!

Forty is just around the corner!

7. Go to the snack street one day

Find a store that sells egg towers

Every one looks delicious. I want to buy one to try.

I asked the clerk

：

Excuse me, is this sold separately?

Salesperson

No, it's Japanese.

8. One day, a family caught fire.

Mom and dad both fled, leaving only one son inside.

Mother was very nervous and shouted outside:

"

Son ... What are you doing?

..... it's all on fire, and it still doesn't come out.

......"

The son replied.

: "I'm wearing socks ..."

Mom said again:

"What socks to wear in case of fire ..."

After five minutes, my son hasn't come out yet. ......

Mother shouted nervously again:

"Son, what the hell are you doing? appear

~

They're all on fire, and they're still in there ... "

The son said, "I'm taking off my socks."

9. A man went fishing by the river.

First he wore a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, then he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~

He had no choice but to change earthworms ~ and there was still no fish for a long time ~ ~

He took out 100 yuan in a fit of pique.

Fell into the water and cursed:

"*—%#%

Eat what! Buy it yourself! ! ! !

"