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Make sentences with buying a house (about 30)

1 In order to buy a house, my father applied for a loan from the bank.

Save the rest of the money in the bank for buying a house in the future.

After I died, I left all my savings to you. Buying a house is ninety Niu Yi cents, but this is my original intention and my grandmother's last effort to help you.

4 speculation in stocks, depreciation; Driving has depreciated; Buying a house has depreciated. You will never be grateful until you have it. To me, you are priceless. Knowing you in my life has really made a fortune.

Some people buy houses and settle down, and after a long time, they become millionaires unconsciously.

Some people buy houses and settle down, and after a long time, they become millionaires unconsciously.

She also took part in the marathon, bought a house, got engaged, and everything began to be in order.

Now that the house price is too high, it is a drop in the bucket to buy a house with dad's salary.

In most cases, such as building a house or buying a house, convergence is more secure, which is more conducive to "creating momentum" and feeling the power of unity.

I wish you happiness in a word.

Make progress every day and gain new knowledge!

10 year 10 month 10 day, live a good life, rely on yourself, work hard, earn tickets, buy a house, marry, have children, drive, and have a happy family. You can't live a perfect life without the blessing of your friends. I wish you all the best in your life.

1 1 Buying a house, buying a car and counting tickets are not as happy as us; Play WeChat, send MMS and use Fetion. It's better to send a small mobile phone message. Save the golden egg, save the silver egg, and hide the egg. Just have a happy New Year. On the occasion of the new year, I wish you a smile and happiness.

12 Money can buy a house but not a home, a marriage but not love, a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

13 Please be my darling, save money to buy a house together, have a group of children, and live a happy life in Jiaozi on holidays. When I become an old man and you become an old woman, you will never forget each other's appearance and love each other forever! Marry me!

14 Xiao Lei bought a house in the suburbs: "I am very satisfied with this house, but there is a factory next to it. Will it be noisy? " Wu Ye said happily, "You don't need to worry about this. This explosive factory may be blown up at any time. " .

15 I'm just a nobody, and I'm more anxious than anyone if I have no money to buy steamed bread; But there is no money to buy a house, so don't buy it.

16 Money can buy a house but not a home, money can buy a marriage but not love, money can buy a clock but not time, money is not everything, but the root of pain, so give me your money. As your best friend, I am willing to bear the pain for you.

17 We practice naked marriage, and we pursue fashion. We don't get into debt, buy a house or buy a car. Our love is equally beautiful, our vows are equally sincere, and we will definitely love it to the end.

18 convenient transportation. This is important because time is money. The house must be value-added and the transportation must be convenient. You can't buy it just because it looks good or you like it. Before how to get rid of the new knowledge, convenient transportation is an important consideration for anyone to buy a house.

19 with her own house, unmarried women seem to be a few years younger out of thin air and have the patience to choose a lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: rent a house first, get married and save money before buying a house. W: Then I might as well rent my husband first.

Laid-off workers' reemployment life has changed greatly, and their wages and bonuses are all happy in echo each other. Careless, carefree, happy money, rich and happy life. Adding a car to buy a house is also auspicious, and the 6.9 reversal day turns happy.

2 1 what if mosquitoes are caught alive in summer? 1 Raising him, of course. 2. Send him to school. 3. Buy him a house. 4. Help him get a wife. 5. Look after his children. What else can you do? After all, this is your blood. ...

Men's Health Day is a good day. I wish you a leisurely counting of votes, happy driving, happy buying a house, happy marrying and good health. Five children entered the school and had a good time every day. To bless you, I want to break my forehead. If you don't accept, you can.

What about catching mosquitoes alive in summer? Of course, you have to support him, send him to school, buy him a house, help him marry and look after the children. What else can you do? ..... after all, it's your blood.

Enlightenment from the earthquake: 1. Real estate has already moved, and it is scary to move! 2. change your mind: to buy a house, you should either choose the first floor or the top floor. Escape quickly on the first floor and dig quickly on the top floor. The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too early at night, the Wenchuan earthquake told us not to take a nap at noon, and the Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late in the morning. 4. Several earthquakes tell us together: Sleeping is not reliable, so cover it!

Give her a pair of silver bracelets and tie her for life; Buy a pair of silver earrings and propose to her; Send another pair of silver pendants and promise to buy a house for sure; Silver * Valentine's Day, I wish you good silver, love it!

26 houses, houses, wives. No house, no wife. I want to buy a house, but I just can't afford it. When did house prices fall into a big problem? I always sigh when I'm okay. I hope the house price will come down as soon as possible.

I went shopping in the morning, and I took a piece yesterday, and it is still rising today; Going to work in the morning to discuss buying a house, only a few days later, it rose by several hundred yuan; Watching TV at night, subtitles show that the cable price of numbers has gone up; Wages don't rise, wealth shrinks, only to find that I can't run.

Men all over the world sigh: being a boss-no brains! Marry a daughter-in-law -No house! Buy a house-not that ticket! You are the best: brains, tickets, wife, house, children, everything. Happy father's day, man.

If men can take the place of women for menstruation, dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, abortion, dystocia, massive bleeding, breastfeeding, out of shape and fear of betrayal, I am willing to buy a house to take care of men for life. Agree to turn!

I heard that you were sentenced to life for dating a girl, and you were asked to accompany her every day, tell her jokes, buy a house and turn the door. Congratulations, hero. You are finally dead!