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Look! The composition of our class
Look! Our class composition 2 "No rules can't make Fiona Fang", yes, there are national laws and class rules. However, I'm afraid a word "chaos" in our class can't be described.
The teacher swaggered in the classroom and whispered; When the teacher is not in the classroom, the classroom is similar to the market. The squad leader took the lead in talking, passing notes and talking, and some even ran out to play ball. Whenever the teacher doesn't come to the class meeting, those kind people start chatting by themselves again. Next, I'd like to introduce some "good people" to you.
No. 1
Song Chen, male, 16 years old, tall and fat. He is the propaganda committee member of our class. This propaganda Committee member is just a pseudonym, just running a blackboard newspaper. But he gave full play to his official position, reported that he didn't do it at all, and always arranged for some girls to do it, but he got a good word from the class teacher. He is very popular, especially with girls. Swindle around with your own mouth and be close to the class cadres. As long as the teacher is away, he will talk. Finally, I got mixed up with a math class representative, and he didn't know how he got here. He is very popular and fights after class. He goes out to play ball after class. He can play any ball, but he can't play anything well. I often play with some day students in our class. Really fascinating.
second
Our monitor in Hu Da, called Hot Monkey, has a bad temper. Although he is the monitor, he often speaks or makes mistakes, so the teacher often criticizes him. On several occasions, he was almost expelled from the teacher. But there is no suitable candidate, so he has to continue to be his monitor. One thing I hate about him is holding grudges. Fortunately, I didn't provoke him, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
third place
Our beloved sports Commissioner Liu Zhennan should be considered a handsome boy. But he is not as obsessed with sex as Song Chen. He studies well and plays basketball well. He is the main force of the school basketball team.
Hehe, these are just a few celebrities in our class. Want to fully understand the real situation of the class, please add my friend QQ 1009259020 and consider telling you.
Look! Class 5 (3) in Ai Wu Primary School is a big family with unity, friendship and mutual assistance. Students study happily every day, but sometimes there is a little "war".
The girls in this class can be divided into three categories: the first category is free to do things and is called "tomboy"; The second category, quiet and careful, is called "lady"; The third category is those who study hard and get the best grades. Although the number of girls is close to half of the total number of students in our class, there is only one woman in this class. There are more tomboys than "ladies", and ten fingers can't count them.
Although the boys in our class are not unique "chivalrous men", they can also be called "Wulin masters". Although we boys are "extraordinary", none of us are rivals for girls. Once a girl shows her "white paws", the boys around her immediately run away, just like a mouse sees a cat.
On one occasion, Xu Yanbin declared war on Zou Yike, a "tigress". Just listen to the "referee" and the "game" will begin! Xu Yanbin was about to make a move to "Foshan has no shadow feet" when Zou Yike screamed "Lion Roar", scaring Xu Yanbin into running away. As a result, Zou Yike's move "Nine Yin and White Bone Claw" was "caught" back. Alas, bad start, miserable! Looking at Xu Yanbin's embarrassment, all the students present laughed. Who told him to mess with that tigress?
Although there are "wars" in our class from time to time, there are also quiet times: every time after lunch, students will quietly take out their homework to do; When reading at noon, students will go to the corner to borrow books, and then sit in their seats and read them consciously.
Whenever I recall this scene, I am very happy. I wish us, who are about to enter the graduation class, a happy life every day.
Look! I am proud that I can be in this class. Everyone gets along harmoniously and peacefully, the class is active and full of laughter. The teachers in our school all speak highly of our class. Although we have entered the senior grade now, the class has changed unconsciously, and some disharmonious variations have appeared.
First of all, the pure friendship between classmates has changed in the transformation of youth. I don't know when it started, and there is such a saying that "xx loves xx". Therefore, as long as male students and female students get too close, the students look at them with strange eyes, whispering and nodding thoughtfully just like Columbus discovered the new continent. The next day, rumors rose immediately. I used to be a member of that gossip, but when I was misunderstood, I realized how uncomfortable it was to be attacked by such gossip. Although this phenomenon was strongly suppressed by the two teachers, the pure friendship of the students can never go back.
Discipline was relaxed unconsciously, and everyone went their own way during lunch break. Some people talk about the mountains around, and some people chase the classroom; Some people were angry and pointed at each other, but The monitor on duty turned a deaf ear to the sound of sticks. Until The monitor on duty came to the table with a stick, he rolled his eyes and stopped. The monitor on duty stepped back and immediately became "full of energy". In this way, The monitor on duty tired to death, but found nothing. It was not until the teacher stood at the door with a tiger face that Nana, who was chasing, returned to her seat and shut up, just like a good student who abides by the law.
However, we still kept the good habit of that year-unity, let's say chorus competition! Qi Xin, a teacher and classmate, practiced singing hard in a short time. Students who can't sing well at ordinary times are also very serious at the moment. On the day of the chorus competition, everyone United and sang good results and won the first prize that everyone never dreamed of. This is not only the hard work of the students, but also the hard work of the teachers. Hearing the teacher's hoarse voice, we felt bad.
We are in trouble because of the passion of youth, and we succeed because of unity and hard work. This is our Class One, Grade Six.
Look! Composition 5 in our class: Hello everyone! Welcome to Class 6, Grade 6. Let me briefly introduce the "elite" in our class!
As the saying goes: the train runs fast, all by the headband. A class can be excellent and amazing, but it can't be without the credit of the monitor. How about the monitor of our class without telling you? Speaking of the monitor of our class, he is well known. Tall, with a pair of nearsighted glasses on his nose, his grades are among the best in his class, his IQ is not low, his calligraphy is good, and all kinds of sports competitions have his shadow. It can be said that he has developed morally, intellectually and physically. Do you ask him what his shortcomings are? Of course, how can people have no shortcomings? The biggest shortcoming of the monitor is his bad temper and his lack of calmness. Perhaps this is the reason why some students are dissatisfied with him!
Huh? Who is the short man coming towards us? Oh! He is the "calligrapher" in our class-Guan Jing. His pen handwriting is first-class in our class, and his newly developed calligraphy is often praised by teachers, which adds a lot of honor to our class.
Here, I have to introduce two young writers in our class-Shao Juan and Ling Sen, who are the "penholders" of our class. Their articles are unique and distinctive, and they are eloquent. There was so much ink in their bellies that they had to fall under their feet.
Finally, I'd like to introduce the athletes in our class. Say that we are a key class, yes! We are top students selected by the whole city. Everyone must think that top students, locked in the classroom all day, can't do much better in sports except study. Then you are wrong. Our class has participated in sports competitions, and nine times out of ten, it was a total victory. Playing basketball alone can be said to be "invincible in the whole school" I'm not bragging, they are really not simple.
It is getting late. To elaborate, three days and three nights can't finish. That's all I have to say first, and the rest needs careful observation!
Look! Composition 6 in our class is like a cloud in the rivers and lakes of Class 6 a year. It can be said that each has its own advantages and skills.
Rinrin, the Wulin Congress has started again, and they are performing their stunts again.
You see, the big watering can is running around with its own water gun to water the small maple tree again. I saw that the' big watering can' showed two big white teeth with cracks, and the vulgar' holy tree' kept spewing out, which made the' small maple tree' collapse. Sometimes we joke; If there is drought in any place, put the' big watering can'. If there is no drought, there will be a flood. '
You see, the descendants of Jiuyin Bones Claw are fighting against Xiaozi and Xiaowuzi again. Xiaozi chased Xiaowuzi everywhere, and Xiaowuzi said not to be outdone. What talons It's obviously a pair of pickled chicken feet. This also angered Violet. She strode forward and grabbed little A Bi's clothes. It was a nine-yin white bone claw, which made little A Bi really look like a beggar elder. Small abital repeatedly begged,' elder sister, I took it. Your kung fu is too deep. I'm impressed. She smiled and said,' Now you know, are these eagle feet or pickled chicken feet?
Listen, our musician is singing his own songs again. Listen carefully, it does have a little charm, but it's completely different when joking. The voice and tune have changed. The voice and howl, the lyrics are not decent. We call this kind of singing howl.
I have many masters in our class, such as; Hefei Thai orchestra football dwarf king. Haha, countless. what do you think? Isn't our class interesting?
Look! Composition 7 in our class is happy, naive and naughty. This is our 504! Our class is special, happy and full of friendship!
"Wipe the floor quickly." It's Li, our general manager. He is the health commissioner of our class and is super responsible for the work on duty. At this moment, Nerissa, a naughty boy sweeping the floor, said, "On duty, why are you in such a hurry?" If only there were music to relax! " Liu Qing, the great singer of our class, rushed over immediately after hearing the news. He likes singing very much. How could he miss this good opportunity? No, he joined in the fun again: "Let this big star sing a few words for you!" " "Then I picked up my broom as a guitar and sang Grandma's Penghu Bay. Before singing a few words, Ni learned from Song Dandan in the sketch and said, "Big Brother, others sing for money, and you sing like hell!" Make the students present laugh.
Apart from humor, what impressed me most in our class is that both boys and girls are United, and everyone will help if one is in trouble. It can be said that "one party is in trouble and all parties support it." For example, once, Li Chaobo, a classmate in our class, played with the meter ruler in the classroom after class and accidentally broke it. The teacher was very angry and asked him to pay five dollars, which stumped him. His family's condition is very bad. Both father and mother work in Hangzhou. Five dollars is his pocket money for several months. The teacher can only give him a few more days, because after all, he has to pay for the damage to public property. But when the teacher arrived at the office the next day, she found that there were already five dollars on the table. Later, when I asked, I realized that some students in our class saw that Li Chaobo was really pitiful, so they pooled their pocket money to help Li Chaobo pay back the money. Li Chaobo was moved to tears at that time. ...
Yes, our class is full of laughter and kindness, just like our real home.
Look! Composition 8 in Our Class I dare say that Class 6 (1) is the last class in our school, but it has made progress now!
Let's tax the girls in our class first. They are all "strong women". Suppose Wang Jingyi is a little dancer. Although she hasn't reached the standard of perfection, at least she is excellent in all aspects. Look, her dancing is light and graceful, and Wang Jingyi's study is great. She is really versatile; In addition, Jiang Zhuoxi and Zhang Jiayi are young painters in our class. Their paintings are lifelike and won many awards. They will certainly become great painters in the future. .......
After that, the girls said that boys, although not as talented as girls, are really brilliant and admirable. Let's say Hu Junhao, he is smart. He can make the "intractable diseases" assigned by the teacher in a few minutes, and the correct rate is also very high. He raised his hand seriously in Chinese class, which is the teacher's "little helper". Ying Yuting is also a good horse on the playground. He runs so fast that no one can match him. He won the championship in the sports meeting. Xiang Yi is also a "gorilla" on the basketball court. Watch him fly past, jump forward and make a three-pointer!
Although our class is full of talents, there are also many shortcomings. It is indeed an open class. Our class is the most active, but once it returns to normal, our "nature" is exposed. Sometimes we like to show off, make trouble, talk and be complacent, and some slackers don't like to do their homework. But we believe that if we correct it, our class will be excellent.
There is no perfect person and no perfect class. I hope our class will study hard and make continuous progress, and our class will become more excellent.
Look! You see, there are sixty-eight people in our class, and thirty-four tables are facing the podium, neatly arranged. We are like a big family. The students are brothers and sisters. They lived together for six years, and established a very deep friendship with each other, but they also tasted the ups and downs.
The so-called sweetness also refers to the spirit of being positive and unwilling to lag behind in our class. For example, in the singing competition, everyone United as one, and in the sun exposure, they almost broke their voices and were so tired that they were sweating. Many things happen. We stood out and took part in the city competition. Although we entered the finals after poor performance in the preliminaries, we were still not satisfied and thought: How could our Class 6 (5) fall behind? So everyone worked harder, always humming wherever they went, and finally won the third prize in the final, winning many honors for the class and the school. Whenever I think of it, my classmates are always sweet and flattered.
The so-called acid is that the door of our class is always "bare" and there is no brand. At the beginning of school, when the awards were announced, I couldn't hear the name of our class at all, and I was sad every time I couldn't get in the door.
The so-called bitterness means that our class's grades are not very good, and our class is at the bottom of the grade. This achievement is the weakness of our class, which makes the teachers miserable and makes us ashamed.
The so-called spicy means that there are several typical troublemakers in our class, and Yu Wang is one of them. Other troublemakers take him as the core, which makes our class ugly. When a teacher mentioned how messy Class 6 (5) was, the whole class always felt annoyed and ashamed.
Look, let's taste the ups and downs of this class, this class I love, this class we will never forget.
Look! As the saying goes, there are thousands of miles to meet. Our class is a big family composed of 50 brothers and sisters. Although there are no "stars" in the class, everyone in the class has their own strengths. Singers are absolutely sweet and don't want to die; People who play ball, although not Jordan's style, can occupy a position on the court; Painters can do anything, from famous paintings to graffiti works! There are also great writers and speakers ... as the saying goes, "360 lines, each line is the best"! I divide the students in our class into three groups: good schools, funny schools and talkative schools.
"Good schools" are all literati and talented women. All the results are excellent, and the results are within 50. They read one book after another and forget everything. It seems that books are their lifeblood, and damaging books is hurting their lives. They not only love books, but also get excellent grades. And everyone can say that every time there is any competition, our class will definitely win the grand prize, depending on those who are "good schools". Anyway, our class is very scholarly.
"Funny school" refers to the "auspicious three treasures" of our class. They are Xiao Huang, Xiaoming and Afa. Talking about them as naughty and funny always makes us laugh and cry. When the three of them were together, it was simply "dry wood meets fire" and immediately set off a funny frenzy. Whenever someone in our class encounters unhappy things, they always come to make us happy.
The "talkers" are also called "haters". They are very talkative in class and always talk nonstop. Still talkative after class, gossiping more than girls. When someone quarrels, it will always add fuel to the fire and increase the sense of tension. Others kindly advised him that he always looks like a "dead mouse can't touch the cold", which really makes people angry!
Look, our class is so colorful that it adds some relaxed atmosphere to our tense study life. 50 students in our class will always be heart to heart!
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