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Joke: Girls' toilets _ Laughing till their stomachaches _ hilarious to tease their girlfriends.
But he couldn't hold it any longer, so he begged the stewardess to let him use the girls' toilet.
The stewardess was a little embarrassed, but she promised to let him go to bed. She was also worried that she would repeatedly tell him not to touch anything and come out with diarrhea.
So he went into the girls' bathroom in a panic.
After that, he looked relaxed ... He found three buttons next to the toilet, which read hw, ha and atr respectively. He is very curious; I thought there must be something special about such an advanced toilet, but I remembered the stewardess's reminder kk. But I was still curious, so I pressed the 1 key that said hw.
Hey! I cann't believe I sprayed hot water from behind to wipe my ass.
Great! So it means hot water.
He thought, how advanced! Look at the second button … it says ha should be hot air! Sure enough, after pressing the button, a slow hot air came to my face.
How interesting! What does the third one mean by atr? So he pressed the third button.
Sudden pain. $ @ # & ! * His eyes are dark and dizzy.
When he woke up, he was already in hospital. The nurse looked at him somberly and said, Sir, you are awake! This is your xx. I put it next to your pillow. I hope you are sorry for your loss! "Oh oh! My xx! . ! How did this happen? " He shouted, "Am I not in the toilet? Why ... ".
Sir, the stewardess said you pressed the atr button by mistake. That's an automatic tampon remover.
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