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Double horse joke
Four people move a piece of wood and guess a word. The answer is: Jay.
A person, guess a word, the answer is: big.
Everyone has a mouth and a hand under his mouth. Guess a word, and the answer is: take it.
Including one person, guess the answer is: meat.
One person chooses two villains, and the answer is: clip.
There are seven people in the family. They planted an acre of land, but they didn't have enough to eat. They also have a dog. Guess the answer is: the beast.
There is a stick, a square box and a ladder hanging in the middle. Guess a word and the answer is: noodles.
A cow, guess a word, the answer is: health.
A dog has four mouths. Guess a word, and the answer is: utensils.
An arrow goes through the heart, and the answer is: yes.
It is 1. 1 meter long. When I arrived in Nanyang, there was a man in Nanyang who was only one inch long. Guess a word, and the answer is: Fu.
There is water on one side and mountains on the other. Guess a word and the answer is: Shantou.
One side is red, the other side is green, one side likes the wind and the other side likes the rain. Guess a word and the answer is: autumn.
Seven people with eight eyes, guess a word and the answer is: goods.
The knives are all out, and the answer is: force.
Eleven scholars, guess a word, the answer is: stone.
At twelve o'clock, guess a word, and the answer is: fight.
The ice dried up.
An old man with a sharp mouth has flowers on his feet. The ice dried up.
An old man with a sharp mouth has flowers on his feet. Don't eat any rice, just satin, guess the daily necessities scissors.
If the earth guesses a legal term, natural person
Twelfth, guess a scientific term or commodity code.
Half-covered, half-exposed and half-exposed. Cai Yi Wu Wuwa
This thing is big and light, and it burns in the stomach. Guess a lantern
It's very cold. Never bump into the red chamber. Snow geese.
Gradually prosperous. Guess the name of Xu Sheng, a water margin figure.
Water frowns, trees shake, flowers bend and clouds escape. Guess the natural wind
Hard tongue, sharp mouth, no food, only tea. Guess the supply pen
Sharp and long mouth, bite iron, take a bite and take a step. Guess tool scissors
If you want to play with him, you can buy him. If you buy him, you will beat him. Guess the entertainment drum
You can walk without legs, eat without mouth, cross the river without water, and die of ghosts. Guess a game of chess
A husband and wife, with the same fate, combine during the day and separate at night. Guess a button
A worthless man came to the guest. The guest came without looking at him, but left and came out again. Guess the broom
Out of the water, but afraid of the rapids, I returned to the water without a trace. Guess the seasoning salt
A big umbrella, floating in the air, fell to the ground and jumped out of the hero. Guess a parachute
White hair when new, black hair when old, wear a hat when idle, and take off your hat when busy. Guess stationery writing brush
Look at the small building from a distance and the big steamed bread from a distance. People walk below and water flows above. Guess the electric umbrella
Point to your face, press your heart, inform your master and open the door quickly. Guess the electric doorbell
If you don't wash it, it's really clean If you don't wash it, someone will eat it No one will use it after washing it. Guess natural things and water.
Take off your clothes after one day, and take off your clothes after one year. Guess the supply calendar
A thin piece of paper, with fine teeth on all sides, makes friends in both places want to talk, and must ask him to be a messenger. Guess to provide stamps
There is a horse with two people riding it, one high and the other low. Although the horse is short-circuited, the two are still smiling. Guess the game seesaw
Even if you sit still, you can't stand still. Although you are old, you will never fall down. Guess the toy tumbler
This property has eight sides. Everyone has two. You can touch them, but you can't see them. Guess organ ears
From a distance, it looks like a hill; from a close distance, it looks like a staircase. It slides up step by step until it reaches the end. Guess the game slides
Born in the mountains, the same color, came to the world, there are green and red guessing plants and a kind of tea.
A little girl, sitting in the middle of the water, wearing a pink coat, guessed that a lotus gave off bursts of fragrance.
A dragon in the mud, with a canopy on top, a piece on his body, and a small hole in his stomach.
When I was a child, my head was green. When I was old, it looked like cotton from a distance. When the wind comes, Whitewater guesses a reed.
Hemp shell, red lining, wrapped in white fat. Guess the plant-peanuts
Tall and green, with a round face and golden face, he loves watching the sun and keeps laughing. Guess the plant-sunflower
It looks like an ingot with a hard black shell. It grows in water and is harvested in Qiu Lai. Guess the plant water chestnut
When I was a child, I could eat delicious food, but I could always use someone else to cut it. Although it is not only iron, the joints are also overwhelming. Guess the plant-bamboo
The four seasons are green, and Ba has grown up. When you touch it with your hand, the caterpillar will prick. Guess the plant cactus
Pull up the vines and climb the fence. The vines are like horns, red and white, and the sun is beautiful. Guess the plant morning glory
Say he is grass, why is he conscious? Touch him gently and bow your head shyly. Guess mimosa
Can't keep up with the ground, green leaves bloom and white flowers bloom, wandering everywhere, and there are homes everywhere. Guess the plant duckweed
The hair on the head is like a needle and the skin is as thick as a tortoise shell. The colder the spirit, the better the spirit all year round. Guess a pine tree
Wearing hemp fiber makes the meat sweet. If you want to take off that hemp fiber, your hands will itch. Guess the plant taro
A mother-in-law stood in the garden, covered in small eggs, red and green, delicious and beautiful. Guess this plant is a jujube tree.
I'm covered in hair, my tail is up, I can't walk, I can only jump. Guess the animal sparrow
It's overbearing to walk around with two sharp knives and foaming at the mouth. Guess the animal crab
Zhuge Liang, a man sitting in the tent, arranged in a bagua array to catch the flying generals. Guess insects and spiders
1. What is broken when you say it? What breaks when you say it? )
2. Will a liar be honest after his death? Will a liar be honest after his death? )
3. What always goes up and never goes down? What only goes up and doesn't fall? )
Why does the boy let his dog sit in the sun? Why does the boy let his dog sit in the sun? )
5. Why can't the bride hide anything? Why can't the bride hide anything? )
6. Why is the library the tallest building? Why is the library the tallest building? )
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? What is the smallest bridge in the world? )
8. What's the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? What's the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? )
9. What makes naughty boys want to work in a watch factory? Why does the naughty boy want to work in a watch factory? )
10. What bird can lift heavy objects? What bird can lift heavy objects? )
1 1. A ship can only hold 50 people. There are 49 people now. At this time, a pregnant woman got on the boat. The ship sank. Why? There is a ship that can only carry 50 people, and now there are 49 people. Then a pregnant woman got on the boat and the boat sank. Why? )
12. Why are comets like Mickey Mouse? Why are comets like old mice? )
13. Who is closer to you, your mother or your father? Who is closer to you, your mother or your father? )
14. which is the poorest bank in the world? What is the poorest bank in the world? )
15. Which month do soldiers hate? What month do soldiers hate? )
16. An old woman used to live in a house on the first floor. Her body is short. Later, she moved into a building and lived on the ninth floor. However, every time she goes home, she always takes the elevator to the sixth floor and gets off, and then she walks to the ninth floor. Why? An old woman used to live in a bungalow and was very short. Later, she moved into a tall building and lived on the ninth floor. But every time she goes home, she always takes the elevator to the sixth floor and then gets off the elevator and walks to the ninth floor. Why? )
Keys:
1. Silence (silence)
No, they won't. They still lie after death. No, they still lie. Lie still, lie still.
3. Your age. (Your age)
He wants a hot dog. )
Because someone will send her away. Because someone will expose her. Give the bride to the groom at the wedding)
It has the most stories. It has the most floors. Story story, floor)
7. the bridge of the nose.
8. The whole world. (all over the world. A world of difference)
9. They want to make faces.
10. Crane. Cranes, weight lifting machines)
1 1. Because it is a pig robot. That's a submarine. Pig robot (submarine)
12. Because it is a star with a tail. Because it has a star on its tail. )
13. Mom is closer because Dad is Dad (farther). (Because my father is my father, my mother is closer. (further)
14. River bank. (River bank. )
15.march 20th. (March. )
16. The last one is for your consideration.
17. A person falls into a pit and can't get up. Why? (Guess a word) Answer: Invitation.
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