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What's it like to be with someone ten years older than yourself?

You coquetry in front of him, and he gives you infinite love. I lost my temper with him, and he took your hand and said to you, "I want you to lose your temper with me and let me know where I am wrong." But you can't be angry all the time. It's bad for your health. "

Or, when you are angry, you don't say anything, say something very hurtful, and you can't tell him to look for you again. He will be so angry that he will ignore you, but you still can't help looking for him the next day, and he won't care about your little temper.

He sings, cooks and tells you stories, because you are young, because you are loved by him, and he treasures you in his hand. If you are tired, he will give you a massage. It's very cold. He held you in his arms. When you have a stomachache, he lovingly holds you in his arms and gently rubs you. The wind from the north is blowing, and he protects you in his arms and blocks the sandstorm with his body ... On the phone, when he talks to you in your accustomed gentle tone, you often hear someone joking with him on the other end of the phone. You were in unknown so all the time, until once he told someone a few simple things about work and didn't hang up for you, you didn't know how serious he was at ordinary times, and those gentleness were only for you.

You know he is mature enough to know his priorities. So you don't even dare to compete for his job, because obviously you will be the one who is temporarily put in the cold house. So you don't really need him to take care of you. You can handle everything by yourself. You have long been used to not bothering you at work, just talking to him lightly at night, and only boasting that you are so good that you can do everything well. He understands your grievances, and he knows many things in his heart, but he won't say anything. He never tells you his grievances, although only you can see his tears.

He will urge you to study, recite with you at the end of the term, and then gently kiss your face when you are sleepy. He will supervise you to eat well, feed you if you don't want to eat, kill you if you don't want to eat, and forbid you to eat ice cream, but he will eat whatever you can't eat. He thinks you are reckless, so he always has a lot of worries, and even he has to be told to skate carefully for a long time in the shower. Wear more clothes when going out in winter, and button more when going out in summer.