The jokes are hilarious, but I want some jokes. What are they? There are many. Urgently needed

1. I was depressed and chatted with my boyfriend. After chatting for a while, I felt better. The boyfriend said: Your depression is very serious and you still need to talk (chemotherapy)!

2. Male: Girls only need to take off their makeup to celebrate Halloween.

Female: You only need to take off your pants to celebrate Children's Day

3. Female: Husband, do I look ugly when I eat?

Male: Not ugly.

Female: Am I ugly when I sleep?

Male: Not ugly.

Female: Then why am I ugly?

Male: Face

4. Male: "How big is a D cup?"

Female: "The bowl is big."

Male Question: "How big is yours?"

Female: "It's bigger than a plate."

The man was surprised: "Is it bigger than a bowl?"

Female : "Shallower than a bowl."

Male. . .

5. My girlfriend went to my company yesterday and saw a young and beautiful girl in my department. She always called me "Brother, Brother" enthusiastically. . .

After leaving the company, my girlfriend was unhappy and asked me: "Who is that girl? Why is she so nice to you? Are you interested in her?"

I said helplessly: "You think too much, I just treat her like air..."

"Air! Air is such an important thing! You actually treat her like air!!!"

Me. . .

6. My girlfriend asked me: "Do you know why I am unhappy?"

I said: "Yes."

"Why?"

"Because I don't know why you're unhappy."