Jokes about the sea and ships, go, go, go, go.

There are animals on a sinking ship. At this moment, the elephant said, "Let's tell jokes. Whose joke makes us all laugh, so we don't have to jump. On the contrary, one person doesn't laugh and wants to jump. " . At this time, the cow told a hilarious joke, and all the animals laughed except the pig. The cow had to jump, and then the monkey told another story. This time, no one laughed. Only pigs are laughing there, haha! The joke that Niu just told is so funny!

A shipyard applied for a job and asked, "Will it be lonely to work at sea for many years?" Ordinary young people replied: "Not lonely. Literary youth: "What is wider than the sea is the sky, and what is wider than the sky is the human mind. "The third kind of youth:" I am a man who wants to be one piece! " "

The ship was about to sink, so the leader grabbed a life jacket.

At this time, the assistant said, leader, there are still many girls on this ship.

Leader: Bastard, why do you still think about that at this time!

A sailor went out to sea for the first time and the ship caught fire. The captain asked him to put his penis in a black box, which was so cool.

The next day, the captain called the Taoist sailor again and said, it's your turn to get into this black box today.