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The chief signed a list of lovers.
He is still that evil smile, knowing that it is hate, because I will still be absent at some point. Why me? Why? !
2. Chapter II
I ran to the bathroom and took a hot bath, and found that I was so dirty. I kept rubbing it, but I couldn't clean it. Perhaps, three years ago, I was not a clean self. ...
3. Chapter III
"Oh?" Hua Shao is still smiling. "Let me help arrange it when I come. When I finish, I will borrow your manager to have a small meeting. "
4. Chapter IV
Thinking of him, my heart began to hurt again. "Meng Yao, for you!" That winter night, we were holding hands by the Huangpu River, and the night wind blew, which was a bit biting cold.
Chapter 5
I think my face must be ugly at that time, especially the smile on Yang Haoran's face, which made me more sure that I was trapped by him.
6. Chapter VI
I don't even know what his purpose is. Last night, I still remember his threats. In order to protect my reputation, I chose to hand over my body. Now? Will he break his word? When will he speak his mind and give me a fatal blow?
7. Chapter VII
Jiang Yan light said, "that was three years ago, your memory is too good. I have been abroad for several years, and women are just playthings for me, just adjusting occasionally, aren't you? "
8. Chapter VIII
"Show me the contract first." I need money very much, but I am definitely not a stupid woman. If I just sign myself to someone else, unless I'm crazy, if she wants me to sell myself or kill me, do I have to promise?
9. Chapter IX
It's just that there is no smile on Hua Shao's face. He came over with a cold face and pulled me, and my body fell in his arms. Strong arms around my waist, my hand on our chest, "what do you want? ! "
10. Chapter 10
Hum, I sneer at in my heart. Did a man rush into the ladies' room, and I did something nasty with that man in the ladies' room? Am I like this? I think someone should deliberately make me so cheap!
1 1. Chapter 1 1
I rolled over and pushed the door into my office. If Hua Shao comes back with me, she will send me back to the office and push the door open. Hehe, Hua Shao and Jiang Yan are very good friends. What would Hua Shao think of me if Jiang Yan told Hua Shao about his past in Shanghai? Can you get along for two years in exchange for a trust?
12. Chapter 12
"I thought you had forgotten me long ago ... do you remember ..." His voice was cold, but full of magnetism. In short, very good. Without Hua Shao's tenderness and smile, he still looks very attractive.
13. Chapter 13
A cold back, Meng Yao again! Does everyone in the world know about Meng Yao? The thought of Meng Yao burns a flame in my heart.
14. Chapter 14
I don't want to be body double, but I just signed body double.
15. Chapter 15
I can't help leaning against the door, my body is shaking. Yes, he is a scourge, which makes people feel terrible! "Don't come over!" My voice is a little shaky, and I'm really scared.
16. Chapter 16
Since he regards me as Meng Yao and a woman who deceives his feelings, why should I come back to him? "I don't want it!"
17. Chapter 17
Try it? Working for Jiang Yan? Am I crazy? Pick up the contract on the table, "I'll find him!" " "
18. Chapter 18
To tell you the truth, I really don't like this feeling. Every behavior is guessed by people, just like walking on the road arranged by someone, which makes me feel stuck in my heart and unable to swallow.
19. Chapter 19
The more I talk, the harder he pinches my chin. "You should know your weight and command me? You are not qualified! "
20. Chapter XX
His long and powerful fingers clenched his fist slowly on purpose, and his palm seemed to stand like mine, just enough to crush him to death.
2 1. Chapter 2 1
He threw the key on the table, sat down on the seat and looked at me coldly. "You have no choice."
22. Chapter 22
After thinking for a long time, there was still no answer, and finally I woke up in a ringing telephone. Pick up, hear the sound of the Hua Shao anxious, "haven't you come out from Chiang? Why haven't you returned to the company? Meeting in fifteen minutes, miss. You'd better come back soon, or you'll be in trouble if you're late. "
23. Chapter XXIII
The meeting ended in an inactive atmosphere. After the meeting, I was called directly to the office by Hua Shao. Hua Shao seldom keeps calm. I think I really let him down today. Before he shot, I said, "I tried my best, but there was a traffic jam ..."
24. Chapter XXIV
In a burst of cheers, I returned to my own space, and my heart was still stuffy. I have a spare key in my handbag. Whew, it's not my key.
25. Chapter 25
I don't know if I was too excited to let him find anything. Anyway, I won't say anything. "With a mouse face, I look like a thief. I don't like working under such people. "
26. Chapter 26
"I have seen you and touched you. Need to be shy? Either you don't come with me or that's it. " An unchangeable domineering tone.
Chapter 27
Throw the money to Jiang Yan. "You can donate it to an orphanage and do charity without wasting it on that kind of person." I just can't stand him throwing money at people, hitting whoever he likes and hitting me when he is in a bad mood.
28. Chapter 28
He still can't forget Shanghai. Perhaps, the person he can't forget should be from Shanghai. Meng Yao ... Instinctively, I turned to look at the bedside table. Fortunately, there are no photos of him and Meng Yao on it.
29. Chapter XXIX
It was seven o'clock in the morning when I woke up. I woke up before the alarm clock rang, perhaps because I slept better last night. It's just like someone got there before me. When I got up, there was no one around. Is he used to getting up early? Maybe busy people are like this.
30. Chapter XXX
"That depends on Miss Meng." After your aunt finished speaking, Joe politely opened the car door for me, so I had to sit on it.
3 1. Chapter 3 1
I quickly waved at a loss. "No, no! You take it first! " I'm really stupid. I know I hate him to death, and I can still use the word' you'. Fortunately, I didn't eat much in the morning, otherwise I would have vomited.
Chapter 32
Hearing the sound of the glass door opening, I instinctively turned around and Hua Shaozhuo stood at the door. "You are so stingy."
Chapter 33
Sometimes really don't be thankful too early, it will only make you more unlucky. The glass door suddenly opened and Xiaoling came in with a kettle for watering flowers. When she saw the posture of Hua Shao and me, the whole person was scared silly.
34. Chapter 34
"Are you here for this matter? Care about me? " No matter how painful he is, he pretends as if nothing has happened.
Chapter 35
"Show off hue? Ah ... "He giggled, as if he had heard a big joke, but the way he smiled was really nice. Handsome, strange little girls are fascinated by him. "It seems that I am not a pimp, right?" He said half jokingly and half seriously that my scalp was a little numb.
Chapter 36
"Look, you talk like a lady." This girl didn't forget to tease me, so she hung up the phone after teasing.
Chapter 37
You! He is speechless again. Every time he is short of breath, he will only say what you say, and then he will be speechless for a long time.
38. Chapter 38
"Nobody!" His hoarse voice doesn't reassure me at all. No one. Did I just see a ghost?
39. Chapter 39
He can't forget Meng Yao, even if he did something to hurt him instead of Meng Yao, he can't forget Meng Yao. This kind of love seems to be deeply rooted, which makes me feel a little sad and even heartbroken.
40. Chapter 40th
However, things are not as simple as I thought. He took a swig of milk and held me in his arms. Before I knew it, he had blocked my mouth.
4 1. Chapter 4 1
After a forced breakfast, I feel sick, really sick. However, I didn't spit it out. I vomited several times in the bathroom, but I didn't vomit anything.
42. Chapter 42
Instead, I didn't bring it today! What are we doing? My head is spinning again. Do I have to run? There are only ten meters left in the company. Maureen, you were a long-distance champion. Why don't you try running such a short distance? It's impossible to run now! Throwing caution to the wind, go! Endure!
43. Chapter 43
Even if I threw up for the first time, I couldn't help it. The second time I wiped him with a silk scarf, I smelled the disgusting smell and vomited again. Don't say dizzy now, even if you fall asleep, your head will be much clearer.
44. Chapter 44
"Boss, when do I need to knock when I enter your office?" Is the voice of Hua Shao, smiled a bit ambiguous, "who is hiding behind? Let me see? "
45. Chapter 45th
It's just that he didn't answer me directly, but said, "So your name is Hua Shao, and it's Shaowen ... Oh!" He smiled wryly, which he had never seen before, but even if he smiled wryly, he looked very attractive. In fact, he should smile more and not look bad.
46. Chapter 46
Shame and worry, I couldn't help staring at Hua Shao, grabbing a silk scarf and surrounding myself. I am very careful this time. It would be bad if Xiaoling came in and saw me.
47. Chapter 47
I was bored on the other end of the phone. I was scared by my tone, right? Call me when you see anything in the future. The person on the other end of the phone said, "Miss Meng, this is Joe."
48. Chapter 48
My money! No, no, Qian Qian is a small matter. The point is that I want to make a phone call! I want to find Jiang Yan!
49. Chapter 49
Listening to this sentence means deliberately not answering my phone, angry and annoyed, "of course not!" " "
50. Chapter fiftieth
I always thought I was a clear-headed woman, but after meeting Jiang Yan again, I found myself more and more confused. Is it because Jiang Yan is driving me crazy and a little out of my mind?
..... This work is published in 269 chapters [see all chapters] 220. Chapter II (1)
"What are you embarrassed about?" Think about the cowboy's procrastination. A Xin should be really embarrassed. Anyway, she can't find someone with no education to help her, can she?
22 1. Chapter II (2)
"The last time was a few months ago. Look at my hand. At that time, I had to recover. " Hua Shao rolled up his sleeves, obviously playing to depend on. Not only was his hand injured, but several of them were also injured.
222. Chapter III (1)
She knows her personality very well, but sometimes she just can't control it. Smiling and rubbing his mouth, his eyes accidentally saw a slender figure.
223. Chapter III (2)
"Miss, I don't know what you mean." He was too drunk last night to get up in the morning, so he didn't have time to start the morning meeting. Now he is fine, and he was stopped by a puzzling woman.
224. Chapter IV (1)
"I lied to you?" Beautiful eyebrows are tightened. Why does he feel cheated? Give him the money by force, and then ask her to pay it back, by the way, double indemnity.
225. The fourth chapter (2)
Shao Zhuo looked at his watch. "You wait there. I take a taxi to the company. " He has no time to wait, especially when he sees the women around him, and he is in a bad mood.
226. Chapter V (1)
Because, on the feeling, she also feels that today seems a bit too much. For money, it seems a bit of a liar, just like Shao Zhuo said. ...
227. The fifth chapter (2)
"I don't really want to." Jiang Youcheng put the coffee cup on Shao Zhuo's desk. "I lost when I was racing with Shao Wen last night. Although his car is not necessarily in good condition, it is a fact. "
228. Chapter VI (1)
Looking at him for a moment of silence, Shao Zhuo said rudely, "If you stay in Fahrenheit for Shao Wei, I suggest you don't have this idea, because Shao Wei and you are impossible."
229. Chapter VI (2)
Jiang Youcheng almost got angry. What he hates most is that someone raises the ranking. When Maureen mentioned it, he couldn't wait to give Maureen ten thousand dollars.
230. Chapter VII (1)
"What do you mean it's clean?" Don't they usually clean the room very clean? Is it not clean enough? Either the hotel is too demanding, or the guests living in the top floor room are too demanding.
23 1. Chapter VII (2)
Pushing open the French window of the living room, the open space at the door was covered with glass. If it rains, you can sit under the glass eaves and watch the rain in the garden.
Chapter VIII (1)
New article: A Sad Wife
233. Chapter VIII (2)
Aunt Clean knows his habits very well. These smelly things are absolutely not allowed in his room, but I forgot today. Is it because I want him to be replaced?
Chapter 9 (1)
Want him to touch that woman? That's absolutely impossible. In that case, let her lie down. In any case, he doesn't want the chair where she lay.
235. Chapter 9 (2)
Innocent glance at the general manager, who smiled and said, "You have thirty seconds. If you can't wake her up, you can go home with her! " "
Chapter X (1)
"Ashin, I didn't mean to fall asleep ... I was just so tired ..." Xiaoyouer would never tell everyone present that the place was so comfortable that she wanted to sleep.
237. Chapter 10 (2)
"But, but ..." A Xin angrily pulled Xiao Yi who had been trying to be reasonable. "Let's go, don't you want to get rid of the salary these days? And I have to be unemployed to satisfy you? "
Chapter 11 (1)
Is she mentally ill? She doesn't know, maybe she's really sick, maybe it's not like that at all, anyway, she can't control herself a lot of times.
239. Chapter 11 (2)
"Well, even if I was caught by him personally? I am the one who did the wrong thing. Why punish me? " This Xiao Yi son is unconvinced.
Chapter 12 (1)
"Aunt Ming, I must get your job back!" Xiao Youer swears that how many people can trust her? Why can she get Aunt Ming's job back?
24 1. Chapter 12 (2)
It is uncomfortable to stand in the elevator and wait. You know, the success or failure of this matter determines the future life stability of a woman and a teenager. Aunt Ming cares so much about this job because it can give her stability, right?
Chapter 13 (1)
Shao Zhuo didn't want to talk to her more. "Get out of the way!" It is natural to block others from opening the door. She doesn't seem to know that he is the owner of this house.
243. Chapter 13 (2)
No wonder he is reluctant to part with 3000 yuan. No wonder he fired Aunt Ming. It turns out that this person is a very narrow-minded person. What can a narrow-minded person expect from him?
Chapter 14 (1)
"No matter who, what position, should be very clear that they should have the corresponding professional ethics. However, I regret to tell you that I only see rebellion and laziness from you. Don't think it's aimed at you, think about whether the problem is on yourself. "
245. Chapter 14 (2)
The sudden change in Shao Long stunned Xiao Er. Does this mean that there is still the possibility of negotiation between them? "If I beg you, will you let Aunt Ming come back to work?"
Chapter 15 (1)
"Conditions?" Xiao Yi was very surprised. Yes, he did have the conditions, but she didn't care at all. "What are your conditions?" No matter what conditions he puts forward, she will agree. There was no alternative route open to her.
247. Chapter 15 (2)
Tired and sweating, but unwilling to give up. I have never worked so hard on one thing, and when I work hard, I will have an unspeakable happiness.
Chapter 16 (1)
Shao Zhuo can't help but be a little surprised, even faster than Aunt Ming's cleaning! It seems that if she is not lazy, it is not impossible to do something seriously.
249. Chapter 16 (2)
A Xin put the bowl on the bedside table and stretched out his hand and touched Xiao Yi's forehead with a frown. "You're not sick, why do you want to hunger strike? Eat quickly and go home. Do you really think of the hotel as home? "
Chapter 17 (1)
"In addition to eating, what else will you think of? I don't answer when I ask you. Is it because I like the vice president that I always talk about something else? " A Xin suddenly sat down on the bed, a pair of want to force him to ask.
25 1. Chapter 17 (2)
Shao Zhuo was lying in bed, his eyes wandering, and he looked at the big bear at the head of the bed. He still remembers Maureen waiting for him in the restaurant with this heavy bear. As cute as she is, I'm afraid only she would think of letting him sleep with a big man holding a big bear.
Chapter 18 (1)
Secondly, with Xiao Youer's personality, is she sure that she can get along well with her colleagues? Her mental illness has not been cured, so she can't stay anywhere for long.
253. Chapter 18 (2)
"You are so beautiful, looking at will die? I want to show it to the interview supervisor this afternoon. I suggest you don't dress like this. The supervisor is a man and can't help but want to steal oil. The supervisor is a woman and will be jealous. "
Chapter 19 (1)
She hates him because their meeting has never been normal. "What's there to see? I'm telling you, this is not a hotel. You are not qualified to take care of me! "
255. Chapter 19 (2)
For a long time, they drank half a cup of drink silently, and their thoughts began to return to reality. He glanced at Xiao Yaer. "You really don't know who I am?"
256. Chapter 20 (2)
"Let him not appear in front of me, I will only embarrass him!" Abandoned at birth, I thought adoption was a good thing, but it turned out to be the beginning of a nightmare!
257. Chapter XXI (1)
Who knows this except Ashin? She has never felt the warmth of this world since she was a child, so how should she face the people living beside her?
258. Chapter 21 (2)
"Oh, everyone is one of their own, so you don't have to be stupid, do you? Everyone knows. " The general manager smiled and said, "since you are willing to mention it, of course I won't say it again." Don't worry, I will take good care of you in the future! Work hard and the future is boundless! "
259. Chapter XXII (1)
"I see." No wonder you keep a straight face. That's because you are late. "If I had known I should have let you sleep in the street, maybe you wouldn't be late."
260. Chapter 22 (2)
What a pity! Holding her head in her hands, she quickly rushed into the office and sat in her place in a daze. I finally understand why people from all departments come to see the novelty. She yelled at Hua Shao. No, the vice president should be yelling. It's strange that others don't take a good look at who this bold little woman really is!
26 1. Chapter 23 (1)
Although the general manager regards her as a special person, the only thing she can appreciate is that her work has been appreciated. This man is none other than the boss who severely warned her this morning.
262. Chapter 23 (2)
"To be honest, who is it? Are you handsome? Show me! " A few blinks, quite flattering, "is there a handsome guy around him? How about introducing me? "
Chapter XXIV (1)
If his father hadn't called them home, he wouldn't be in the mood to come back. The car didn't drive into the garage. He didn't eat in Huajiachi on purpose. When his father has finished what he wants to say, he can go.
264. Chapter 24 (2)
Feng Qingyu's face clearly showed a happy smile and was a little shy, but the happiness in her eyes could not be concealed. Seeing this, Hua Shao can't help wondering, is a woman really shy in front of him? Ice cubes like him don't seem so pleasing.
265. Chapter 25 (1)
Think about this month's efforts. In fact, some reasons are also related to Hua Shao. If she was not afraid that Hua Shao would fire her, she might not work so hard now.
266. Chapter 25 (2)
However, obviously, they generally don't cherish women, and the person who is desperately chasing is not necessarily the one who marries him. She's been hurt, and she knows it.
267. Chapter 26 (1)
"Are you satisfied?" Feng Piansheng's eyes stayed on Xiao Pian's face. The first time I saw Xiaopianer, Xiaopianer gave him the feeling of being pure and lovely.
268. Chapter 26 (2)
Feng Qingyu was drinking water, almost choked, coughed a few times and blushed. She never thought Zhuo would say this, which made her a little embarrassed.
269. Chapter 27 (1)
The son said casually, but in his heart, he already hated the Feng brothers and sisters. No matter whether they are annoying or not, they are all empty, and they all have beautiful skins, but their bellies are full of bad water.
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