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If milk tea could save unhappiness

Hello, a cup of Doudou Bobo tea, with no ice and no additional sugar!

It would be great if a cup of milk tea could solve a girl’s unhappiness! I don’t need anyone to coax me, I don’t need a boyfriend, I’m not afraid of being ignored by others, and I don’t have the embarrassment of eating hot pot alone. I order whatever I want, just a cup of milk tea, and it costs only twenty or thirty yuan for a girl. Emotional restart!

However, how is this possible? There are so many milk tea shops on the street, and there are still so many unhappy people! A cup of Hi Tea doesn't mean it can make you happy, and a cup of Naixue doesn't mean it can make you feel truly sweet. Just like, everyone said that I have grown up, but only I know that I have not grown up yet. Things that I didn’t understand when I was young, everyone said that it will be fine when I grow up, but when I grow up, I find that everything is getting worse. The worse it gets,

If milk tea can save me from being unhappy, I would like to open a milk tea shop, so that I can not only be happy myself, but also sell happiness! There should be a few milk tea shops popping up all over the street. They have the same idea as me, hoping that a cup of milk tea can bring happiness to people. There are still too many people like me in this world. We don’t have the beauty, kindness, intellectuality, generosity and lovability of the heroine in the novel. We are not cruel enough, kind enough, hardworking enough, depraved enough, and not let down enough. Others like it, but I don’t like it very much! You don't live your life as someone you hate openly, but you live a miserable life that only you know where others can't see you.

People like me are always unhappy for no reason. We make ourselves unhappy, and others will make us unhappy; we regard others as the masters of our emotions, and we become the victim. Dominated supporting cast! You can't explain the reversal of roles, and you can only stay in this cycle for a long time. Therefore, there are too many times when you can't be happy. If a cup of milk tea can save me from being unhappy, that would be great, I won't care. The calories of milk tea, I rush into the milk tea shop every day, maybe I am unhappy when I go in and say: Give me a cup of milk tea, remove the ice, 30% sugar! But when I come out, I will be happy, because in the three-point sugar milk tea, one part is courage, which allows me to face myself bravely, one part is kindness, which keeps me loving the world, and one part is pure. The sugar is left for the milk tea, leaving the purest sweetness. Drink it as soon as you open it, neither light nor sweet, and then smile slightly.