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Confession is a joke
2. What can pass with a smile, why let everyone know.
Love is a joke, which kills others and hurts yourself.
4, while the sun is just right, while the breeze is quiet, while the flowers are still young, you can go a long way and tell deep and deep thoughts.
5. Lonely women smoke scars in the middle of the night.
6. No matter what kind of life you live, there will always be people who make irresponsible remarks about you behind your back. Laughing it off is actually the best contempt.
7. I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?
8. No matter whether you live in clear water or in a gutter, you can grow well as long as you swim forward. Fish can grow well as long as they swim forward, whether they live in clear water or in a stinking ditch.
9. I hope that what you strive for will eventually be as you wish.
10, all feelings have a tolerable bottom line.
1 1. Of all the advantages, the advantage of patience is the least relevant to young men and women. -Chapman
12, love is unscrupulous, don't forget.
I love your smiling face and your kind heart.
15, I will love you forever until my heart stops.
16, love is extremely complicated but simple to death, which is just: I love you ~ I'm sorry ~ it doesn't matter ~ thank you.
17. Eat well, sleep well, earn money and spend money well. Don't be angry with people who don't deserve it, and don't lose sleep over things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, live well and live for yourself every minute.
18, insist, if you think it is worthwhile to suffer for yourself, then the light will surely shine on you! Even if it is a drop in the ocean, there will be a home. Carry it until the wind blows away and suffocates in the undercurrent.
Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.
1, we all have a past that we want to go back but can't.
2. Horses are easy to slip on soft soil, and people are easy to fall in sweet talk.
People who don't understand me, please don't compare me with anyone. I'm just me, no matter how bad I am, I can't find the second me.
4, a person alive, sometimes too idle, sometimes too tired.
5, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, not the past has become the threshold.
It is said that everyone has problems. The more he likes it, the more he likes to bully people.
7. Forgiveness is easy. Trust again, it's not that easy.
8, the best day, nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, so warm for a lifetime.
9. What would you give up? Decide what God will bring you.
10 Some injuries, although invisible, are very painful.
1 1, don't torture yourself with past memories!
Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.
13, how many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.
14. Memory is when you feel that everything has passed for so long, but once you close your eyes, everything comes back.
15, the worst feeling is not knowing whether to wait or give up.
16, many times, after inadvertently knowing something, pretending to be indifferent on the surface and covering it up with a smile, in fact, my heart hurts more than anything else.
17, the world between you and me is the whole world, and there is no outside world at all.
18, sometimes, tears are an unspeakable joy; Smiling is a silent pain.
19, the warmth of once falling in love is always not as cold as the end of the song.
20. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.
2 1, don't forget to smile no matter how annoying you are, and pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are!
22. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself!
23. Love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.
24. Ironically, as time goes by, nothing seems to have changed, but when you look back, everything has changed.
25, see through but don't say it. A lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say.
Talking about love: love is a joke. Others hurt themselves with laughter.
1, explanation is a cover-up, and cover-up is a fact. If the other person doesn't believe in himself, it's useless to explain, so leave him alone.
Please don't feel how unforgettable you are. It's only those people who will be unforgettable, not you. Please make it clear.
3, emotional things are very strange, when you are very involved, the other party is very detached. When you are detached, the other person is very involved.
4, some people, some things, should forget it, people have never trusted you. Why flatter yourself?
If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.
6. Love is a dream. I always overslept.
7. Will you always be so happy to talk to the person you like but end up disappointed?
8. The speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree of caring for you.
9. Cherish the person who loves you, and only cherish the person you love silently.
10, liking someone is the beginning of meanness.
1 1, love is a joke, others laugh themselves to death.
12, whether you believe it or not, philanderers are often the most spoony, and single-minded people are often the most ruthless.
13, love needs no reason, but why, there are so many reasons for not loving?
14, we all thought that we would not leave tears when we looked up; Sleep, this is a dream; If you seal your heart, you won't have the pain now.
15, I always don't care about other people's opinions because some people really don't care about their opinions, and some people pretend not to care because of their heartache.
Leaving is the normal state of love and life.
Introduction: Love is a thing of the past, and only time will remember it. Looking back on the past years, time quietly passed by, beautiful and old, and instantly youthful. Standing on the other side of the world of mortals, with clear eyes and hair like water, looking at the fence, listening to the wind, lingering. A mountain, a water, in the change of annual rings, gradually arrived at the old, withered like water.
1, life is always like this, you can't satisfy people everywhere, don't be too hard on others, don't be too hard on yourself, be kind and sincere.
Time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself. Half your destiny is in your hands, and the other half is in God's hands. The more extraordinary your efforts are, the bigger your half will be, and the more you will gain. When you are completely desperate, don't forget that you own half of your destiny; When you get carried away, don't forget that God still has half his destiny. This is the fate of a person's life.
3, you can't make everyone satisfied with you, trying to make everyone like you is futile and irresponsible to yourself.
4, remember a word, the harder you work, the luckier you are, and the happier you are. A person listens to the song and walks alone; A person is sad and a person is happy; A person sits on the railing to watch the night scene, and a person waits for the moon to set and get up in the morning. Accustomed to sitting alone, there is no sadness, no trouble, because there is no missing; Accustomed to sleeping alone, I forgot the time, the existence and the past. Accustomed to a person's world, only oneself understand.
5. Leaving is the normal state of love and life. Pain increases the thickness of life. When you can turn around with a smile, you will know that you are different!
6. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most. Go straight ahead and don't look back. Let nature take its course and your heart will gradually become clear. The older you get, the lighter your heart will become. Always be tolerant and grateful. Tolerance is a virtue and also a kind of wisdom. How vast, thank you for your help. Be grateful to your enemies. They make you strong.
7. Setbacks will come and pass. If you fall, you will get up again. If you fail, you will try again. You will always believe that no matter how ordinary you are, you will have your own happiness.
8. Life can never go back to the past, it is useless to care, and it is boring to persist. Instead of clinging, it is better to give up completely and make good use of the present, which is the best memory of the past. Life has ups and downs, and we have to experience this ups and downs, bumpy life. After all, the wind and rain can't hide, and the wind and rain can't hide. Even if it is difficult, even if it is dangerous, we will continue to move forward.
9. Know how to cherish, feel everything that life has given you with your heart, cherish every fate and cherish every encounter. When we meet, we must cherish each other and care.
10, time can't go back to the beginning, place can't go back to the past, and we often show our feelings when we look back. It's just that everything that used to be beautiful, even attachment, is the past. No matter how you call and care, it's all in the past.
1 1. When we know happiness, it is because we know how to cherish it.
12, the most frustrating thing in a relationship is not quarreling, not the cold war, but pretending not to care when you clearly like it. Love is always associated with self-esteem. But self-esteem is not a condescending gesture, but being honest with yourself. People all over the world are used to playing a disdainful Leng Yan. The better the acting, the farther away from happiness. Don't hide too deep, happiness won't find you.
13, being a man, what you have to strive for is not the ability to call the shots, but the mind that overlooks the storm. Stand high to see far, and look low to put it down.
14, every rose has a thorn, just like everyone's personality, there are parts you can't tolerate. Life is wrapped in ups and downs, but the days are plain; In life, many people will come into our sight and perhaps leave an inscription, but we all know that some people are just passers-by on the journey, because they can't hold too much, and they will eventually get separated in their respective journeys.
15, take every step with the feeling of enjoying the scenery, and put the sunshine or wind and rain in the bag behind you. The journey of life will be rich and wonderful!
16, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then. We will meet many people, which may make you stop, or move on until the person you want appears, and then we will stop. I know the feeling, I know the smell. No one can live without him, and the world can't live without him.
17, don't complain when you choose your own direction and journey. Only by bearing the wind and rain of the journey can we finally hold the rainbow sky.
18, there are too many uncertainties in the road we are going to take. A word of advice from others, a flash of thought from ourselves, and occasional gains and losses are always changing the direction of our destiny. You never know, when things happen, you don't have to be too persistent, and no one can take anything away. Why bother about someone, a time or something? Only by being open-minded and understanding, can we follow the fate, be casual, follow our hearts, be in no hurry, be neither sad nor happy, nor be salty or light.
19, a person can marry or not, but not marry, which means there is no hurry. Anyone who hesitates must not be good enough to make himself hesitate.
20. Sometimes caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself. When I am lonely, I refrain from looking for you. Dear friend, it's not what you did, but my story has become complicated. I don't know where to start, but it's better not to say anything. Some secrets can only be hidden in the bottom of my heart and borne by myself. I don't want to lie to you, but I'm more afraid of your painful blame, so I have to pretend to forget you. In fact, you have always been in my heart.
2 1, people may experience many kinds of love in their life, but don't let love become a kind of harm.
22, if you cry, you can only cry alone, no one cares about your cowardice, only slowly choose to be strong. If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you, you give the world a ray of sunshine, and the world will give you a spring. Many times, we all walk in loneliness. Don't expect others to read your mind and agree with your thoughts. You know, you are just walking on the road of the world, and the world has given you all the sky.
23. Be a sunny person. Not sad, not impatient. Strong, upward, close to the sun.
24, the heart is really small, happiness can only be single-minded, warmth can only last a lifetime. Try to move forward, no distance will be a distance. Life is so short. You really need to take care of yourself. With your own sunshine, your world is more dazzling.
25. True love needs to wait, but waiting too long is a kind of destruction to love.
26, love into the past, only time will remember. Looking back on the past years, time quietly passed by, beautiful and old, and instantly youthful. Standing on the other side of the world of mortals, with clear eyes and hair like water, looking at the fence, listening to the wind, lingering. A mountain, a water, in the change of annual rings, gradually arrived at the old, withered like water.
27. When that person starts to ignore you, it's time to learn to ignore that person.
28. If you never give up, one day, time will tell you how redundant persistence is. When the language is weak, let silence speak. I like to go. Wherever we arrive, it belongs to yesterday. No matter how green the mountains are, how beautiful the water is and how soft the wind is. Too deep lingering has become a fetter, not only for feet, but also for the future. As long as there is faith, there must be hope. After all, people live in one spirit.
29. Sometimes, the most painful thing is not the loss, but the unhappiness after getting it.
30. To love someone is to let him bathe in the happiness of love; To love someone is to keep him away from loneliness and troubles; To love someone is to bid farewell to disappointment; To love someone is to make him no longer suffer from mental torture; Love a person, no matter where he is, silently pray for him; Love a person, no matter where you are, you are worried about him; Love a person, willing to let yourself suffer and pave the way for him. ...
3 1. What one person owes you will be returned to you by another person, including love.
32. The real fate is not only the feeling of meeting for the first time, but the heartfelt words of "it's good to know you" after vicissitudes.
When you are particularly upset, keep calm first, or watch a happy movie, or drink a big cup of tea, or put on running shoes and go out for 10 kilometers. Don't try to chat with friends. Friends are people who share your happiness, not your pain. Don't be a nagging complainer. From now on, learn to resolve it yourself and bear it yourself.
Because of you, I want to be a better person, and I don't want to be a burden to you, so I only try to prove that I deserve you.
What I fear most is not that two people who love each other hurt each other, but that two people who have loved each other for a long time suddenly separate and pass by like strangers. I can't stand that cruel process, because I can't understand how the intimacy implanted in the bone blood at the beginning can become the indifference forgotten by two people in the future.
36. To a great extent, IQ determines which road you take, and EQ determines how far you can go on this road.
37. Live a carefree life with a willing attitude.
38. My favorite married life is this: both of them have careers they love. When they come home from work, they lie bored on the sofa, accompany their children or watch TV, cook together, clean the room together, smile at each other, hug each other at night, kiss goodbye after work, travel together, watch movies together and go shopping together. If you have anything to say, just tell the other person first. Simple and clean, like a freshly washed white shirt.
39. There is a thing called happiness, which is very close to us and close at hand; But it seems so far away that I can't wait to see it.
40. It is better to be excellent when you are alone, which is not only responsible for yourself, but also a good explanation for future people.
Editor's note: Time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself. Half your destiny is in your hands, and the other half is in God's hands. The more extraordinary your efforts are, the bigger your half will be, and the more you will gain. When you are completely desperate, don't forget that you own half of your destiny; When you get carried away, don't forget that God still has half his destiny. This is the fate of a person's life.
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