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Huangchuan junior high school students' winter vacation diary

Chapter 1: Small Sculpture

There are many strange sculptures in our community. Today, I will introduce one of them to you. The name of this sculpture is "Party".

There are six lively and lovely "elves" of different sizes by the river in the community. They have big heads, big mouths and skirts like morning glory. They are having a happy party. They are colorful, including blue, yellow, green, purple and pink. At night, they will shine brilliantly. My favorite color is blue. It is the largest of the six. My mouth is facing the other side of the river, and I can see the beautiful scenery across the river. I stood among them as if I had attended their "party". What a beautiful and interesting sculpture.

Chapter 2: Building Block Wars

This afternoon, when I was sleeping with my mother, I built an "intelligent robot" and a "sonic spaceship" with Lego blocks. Tonight, my father and I are going to play a building block war with these things.

I chose "sonic spaceship", and my father naturally chose "intelligent robot". Seeing that I used the "induction missile", my father was caught off guard by me. When the missile flew past, it hit my dad's gun. Poor thing! Dad's muzzle immediately turned into a "range hood". Dad immediately became "angry" and began to fight back with all his strength! Dad used an "electromagnetic gun" on me, and I am still gloating at the moment! But I didn't panic when I saw the "electromagnetic gun". I immediately used electromagnetic protection, only to see my father's electromagnetic gun bounce back and blow up my father's intelligent robot in one fell swoop! Dad wanted to resist, and I used the air cannon again. Dad's "intelligent robot" was immediately blown to pieces!

I wish I could play this game every day!

Chapter 3: I give red envelopes to my elders.

The Chinese New Year is coming, and every household is very busy. I am looking forward to a lively dinner for the whole family. After the New Year's Eve dinner, they are one year older. The happiest thing for children is to get lucky money from their parents and grandparents.

This year, I want to give my parents and grandparents a red envelope and give them a longevity money. I am grateful to my parents and grandparents for their cultivation and care. I want to thank them.

What if they had a delicious New Year's Eve dinner and received my red envelope?

Chapter Four: Buying Spring Festival couplets

I've been really bored recently, staying at home all day.

Today, my father asked me to accompany her to buy Spring Festival couplets. I agreed happily, because we are going to buy Spring Festival couplets this afternoon.

Near Xinhua Bookstore, a sudden warm current made me uncomfortable. "Zhang Haoyu, come and look at this, how about this!" Dad quickly waved me to go, but I didn't know these things! I had to bite the bullet and say, "All right! You have the final say! " Dad said to me hypocritically, "You don't understand at all, do you?" Now you write these words on your face: Do you understand? " "Yes, yes, dad, can you tell me, which of these Spring Festival couplets is the first couplet and which is the second couplet? How to distinguish them?" I asked my father with questions. "Oh, all right!"

"promise! You see, this is the second couplet,' Birds singing and flowers singing to welcome the Spring Festival'. The last word of Spring Festival couplets is the easiest to distinguish between upper and lower couplets, and the last word is 1 in the four tones, so this is the second couplet; If the last word of this word is a four-tone 1, then this is an uplink. You can also look at the time. These are the two simplest methods, and of course there are more. You have to learn by yourself. " Dad said while knitting Spring Festival couplets. "Oh, I see." I suddenly realized.

Going back to buy Spring Festival couplets has gained a lot. My father also told me that I read Spring Festival couplets from right to left. Stick it from right to left, then stick it horizontally. If you post it incorrectly, you will make a joke. This harvest is really a lot.

Chapter 5: Oranges

On Sunday morning, my mother bought a bag of oranges from the fruit shop. I opened the bag and a smell came to my nose. I can't wait to get a half green and half yellow orange. Its skin is very shiny, and there are many small holes on it! I peeled off the skin and held the crescent-shaped orange petals tightly together. I gently picked an orange petal, put it in my mouth and chewed it gently. The sweet juice was sweet to my heart.

Oranges are not only delicious, but also the peel can be used for making tea and medicine!

Chapter 6: My happiest thing

My happiest thing is to be with my parents. My happiest thing is that my parents can take me to the park to play. My happiest thing is that my parents buy me chocolate to eat. My happiest thing is to set off firecrackers together in the New Year. Some people say that the most one word represents the only one, and there are many things you can't say. If I am allowed to say only one thing, then my happiest thing is to have my parents who love me the most.

Chapter 7: Making steamed buns with my mother.

Today I'm going to make steamed buns with my mother!

Mother prepared buns and noodles and began to make buns. At first, I was not good at rolling noodles. It is always thick around and thin in the middle. I showed it to my mother, and she said, "If you roll the skin like this, the stuffing will come out." I said, how can I roll it up? Mom says she can roll, and it's really good to follow her method. The rolled skins made her very satisfied. I finished rolling the skin and wrapped it for my mother. After a while, my mother and I made a big table of steamed buns.

Finally, a pot of delicious steamed buns is ready. This is really a perfect masterpiece!

Chapter 8: Happy Birthday

Today is my birthday, and my mother is going to play in the children's park for me. As a result, it rained heavily today, and my mood suddenly lost a lot. My mother comforted me and said; "Then let's learn to make a birthday cake today! I jumped for joy.

So my parents took me to the place where the cake was made. First, an aunt cut a delicious cake into two layers, then taught me to put the pulp in the middle of the cake, and then put that layer of cake on it with cream in the middle. Then, she taught me how to butter the cake. Finally, I put colorful flowers on the cake, and a lovely rabbit was playing. On the cake, I wrote Happy Birthday with cream.

A cake is finally ready, and I am excited to show it off in front of my parents. When I got home, I couldn't wait to take out my cake and eat it happily.

Chapter 9: Special Mutton

Last Saturday, my parents took me to a place where there was a special dish called roast whole sheep. We ordered that dish, and soon the waiter in the shop roasted a sheep on the stove. A man sprinkled seasoning on mutton, and the delicious smell floated into my nose.

As soon as the mutton was served, I began to cut it with a knife, stuffed it into my mouth with a fork and ate it in a big mouth. It tastes great! Eating and eating unconsciously, the mutton is finished. Today, I really had a good time!

Chapter 10: Blowing bubbles

Today, my cousin and I played a game of blowing bubbles together. Just about to blow, my cousin said, "There is a plane." I looked up and found there was no plane, so I turned around. My cousin found that I turned around and blew hard, blowing a lot of colorful bubbles on my face. I was just about to start fighting back when my cousin ran downstairs and hid. I went downstairs and found my cousin missing, so I thought of a way to lie to my sister and say, "Someone is coming to blow your bubble." Hearing this, the cousin panicked and showed her head from the corner. So I blew the prepared bubbles on my sister's face and the colorful bubbles on her face. In this way, we blow me, I blow you, and it's fun. Play play, it's time to eat, our "bubble war" is over.

Chapter 11: Singing

One night, we were all very happy. I say we go to KTV to sing! Mom and dad hit it off.

When we arrived at KTV, we booked a middle room, which contained a playback TV, two microphones, a coffee table, a row of sofas and, most importantly, a song player. ...

"Unfulfilled aspirations of teenagers" is the best song sung by my father. He was a little nervous when he sang, but it was very nice and emotional. Mom sang "Leave Roots". My mother sang this song in a very, very emotional voice and didn't panic at all. I like to listen to Jiangnan sty. Although I can't sing, I can dance, and I will be exhausted after dancing.

I can sing ducks. I get flustered when I hold the microphone, but I don't panic when I sing. I sang very happily.

Do you think our family of three sings well?

Article 12: Bao jiaozi

Today, our whole family will get together. Of course, we must eat food here. Today, we had jiaozi for lunch, and that was our own jiaozi.

We started to package jiaozi. Our reasonable division of labor makes us faster. I make jiaozi, my mother rolls the noodles, and my father cuts the meat. In fact, I can't even wrap jiaozi well, and it's always ugly, so my grandmother came to help me wrap it. She showed me first. However, because grandma is so skilled in wrapping jiaozi, naturally wrapping jiaozi is very fast, which always dazzles me. Finally, grandpa sitting next to me showed me the maze. It turns out that the last step of Jiaozi Bao is always from back to front, and the correct step is to turn from back to front. As the saying goes, we learn to pay attention everywhere, and the three of us have our teachers. It turns out that Bao jiaozi also has so much knowledge.

Finally, jiaozi, who tasted our own package, showed a satisfied smile.

Chapter 13: Spring Festival

I got up early today, looked at my new clothes, put them on quickly, and brushed my teeth and washed my face carefully for fear of getting dirty. Put on your shoes and go out to grandma's house. Go to grandma's house. What a crowd! I thought to myself, "I'm sure I'll get a lot of red envelopes this time, right?" I get a red envelope when I pay New Year greetings to everyone. After the Chinese New Year, I gave all my red envelopes to my mother to pay tuition and buy stationery after school starts.

It's time to eat. Wow! Lots of delicious things. By the way, I can't overeat, so students should pay attention! In the evening, I set off fireworks with my sister and uncle. After the fireworks are lit, please stay away from them to avoid injury. Wow! Fireworks are beautiful, including red, green and yellow, all kinds of them are strange. ......

May your career advance by leaps and bounds; May your life be full of vigor and vitality! I wish you good luck in the new year. I wish you and your family peace, health, happiness and good luck, and enter the Year of the Little Dragon!

Chapter 14: Spring is coming.

The charming spring girl quietly came to the world with carefully prepared gifts. She brought us warm sunshine, melted the winter snow and ice, and let us see the green mountains and green waters again. She brings us soft spring breeze, and the fragrance of vegetation in the wind makes people intoxicated; She brought us light green. When we open our eyes, the grass and trees are full of new green, which is only available in spring.

Teacher Chun has also brought us a green mood, which makes people want to go out and have a look. Look, there are several white clouds floating in the blue sky, like lambs, horses and dragons. It's really ever-changing and unpredictable. Looking at the distance, the rolling green hills, one mountain green, one mountain green, one mountain thick and one mountain light, really look like a beautiful landscape painting! There is also a dense forest under the castle peak. Tall trees guard the "residents" in the forest like groups of guards, and groups of birds fly freely in the forest. On closer inspection, the green grass looks like a huge carpet with red, yellow, pink and purple flowers in Zhang Xiu. The river beside the grass is clear and bare, and the fish are playing in the water and swimming briskly.

Such a beautiful scenery is so vivid and full of vitality. "A year's plan lies in spring". We should seize the good times and create a bright future.

Chapter 15: Let the chickens go.

Grandpa took me to feed the chickens in Haishu Park. I'm so happy! This chick seems to be "chattering" happily for going out!

Grandpa and I took the chicken to Haishu Park. When we put them on the grass, they immediately flew. Chickens are walking happily on the grass, pecking here and pecking there. Suddenly, a chicken pecked a bug with its mouth. I was shocked, so I called grandpa to come and see. Grandpa said, "Hehe! I think this chicken is not simple, but it can kill pests. Really amazing! " The chicken is really great. It is incredible that it can catch pests at such a young age! I quickly picked up this capable chicken and watched it over and over again. I couldn't put it down!