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Green Snake

Green Snake has always been said to be a Category III film, but judging from its impressive record: Douban 8.4, this old movie from 25 years ago is an insurmountable peak for Chinese fantasy films and is also a Category III film. The fighter in the movie.

Although it is under the guise of eroticism, it has penetrated the true feelings of the world.

The green snake has been practicing for five hundred years, and the white snake has been practicing for a thousand years. The two of them are together in the purple bamboo forest.

Just to truly feel people's emotions and appreciate the joy of humanity in the world, the White Snake led the Green Snake to the world.

Green Snake’s Dao practice is still shallow, and he is always lazy in the process of practice, so he is not moved by the world of mortals.

When White Snake cultivated into an adult and had human feelings, he realized that the world is not easy, and stumbling through rules and regulations is not as free and happy as Snake. However, he has no chance to return, so he can only give hard advice. Xiaoqing, please don’t stay any longer.

? Green Snake is a little surprised by White Snake's change. After all, White Snake always urged him to practice hard before, but now he wants to drive him away many times. This world must be better than the Purple Bamboo Forest, so Green Snake will He was also stubborn and refused to leave.

While the Green White Snake was making jokes with the scholar Xu Xian, Fahai, who was reincarnated by a Buddhist god, fell in love with a naked woman after accidentally seeing her give birth. As a monk who is not allowed to have sexual desires, Fahai... I was deeply fascinated by this erotic scene.

Fahai prides himself on being unmoved by all things in the world of mortals, but just a female nude can make him confused. No matter how high he is in cultivation or how deep he is, he cannot escape his biological instincts. , but Fahai was unwilling to admit it.

When he was in the temple, Fahai could no longer concentrate on meditation. He kept thinking of the village woman’s ketone body. In his fantasy, he saw many human monsters with long tails. Fahai shouted loudly He scolded these so-called monsters, but these monsters said: Fahai, in fact, we come from you. Fahai finally became angry and wanted to kill all these so-called monsters. In the end, all these monsters sang in unison: Lust, caution, lust, lust, no caution, no distinction between good and evil, there is no difficulty in being strange, the world of mortals confuses ghosts and gods, the six roots are impure, oh, monks. In the end, the mat used by Fahai to meditate was burned in a fire, which also showed the burning desire in Fahai's body from the side.

? These so-called monsters are the sexual desires aroused in Fahai's body. Because of the naked woman in the forest, Fahai felt restless in his heart, but he put the blame on himself for collecting the spider essence by mistake. And practice is not enough.

Fahai was eager to get rid of the evil barrier. The only way was to let a woman help. When the white snake was taking Ganoderma lucidum grass, Fahai and the green snake met. So Fahai seized this opportunity and let The green snake helped him practice his concentration. If the green snake can disturb his concentration in the end, the green snake can be freed.

? Green Snake was completely impressed by the handsome and powerful Fahai, and looked at Fahai with admiring eyes: "But I don't have enough concentration. I'm afraid that before you are in chaos, I will be in chaos myself."

? In the subsequent fighting arena, Green Snake was naked, exposing her beautiful body in front of Fa Hai. It must be said that Green Snake's expression of flattery was really too great. Fahai was attractive, showing the tenderness and coquettishness of a woman. In the end, Fahai failed to relieve his own demonic obstacles. Instead, he was confused by lust and lost to Green Snake.

But Fahai refused. Fa Hai refused to admit his ignorant love, but he was so angry that he wanted to capture the green snake, which eventually caused the green and white snakes to fight with him, and he accidentally flooded the common people's house and Jinshan Temple.

Fahai also threw all his sins on him. He felt that it was wrong for White Snake to seduce Xu Xian, and he also said seriously that human monsters have different paths and that having an affair is against the law. However, in front of the naked woman who gave birth in the forest and Xiao Qing, Fahai was also in a state of confusion. It's just that he doesn't want to admit it.

? Fahai, who thinks he is superior to others, is a hypocritical person who is unwilling to accept his own instincts. He doesn't understand what love is, but he ruthlessly breaks up White Snake and Xu Xian. . When Xu Xian said that he was willing to be confused by the two snakes, Fa Hai still looked like he hated iron. If he couldn't stand such temptation, who was he qualified to preach to Xu Xian?

Until White Snake gave birth, Fahai still refused to believe the facts or his own mistakes.

? The white snake can give birth to human children, which proves that it has become a human through cultivation, so there is no such obvious difference between a human and a monster. This normal and harmonious beauty was ruined by the stubborn Fahai, who kidnapped Xu Xian, killed White Snake, and made the children who could have a happy family become orphans. Fahai was the only one to blame.

? Green Snake said that everyone has no concentration, including Xu Xian, Fahai, and naturally the Green and White Snakes.

? From demons to gods, they can't control their feelings and do stupid things because of love.

? Just like White Snake, because of a Xu Xian, he ruined himself and wasted a thousand years of practice.

? When the green snake asked the white snake: What are our chances of winning in this head-on fight? Is it worth wasting thousands of years of training for Xu Xian? White Snake replied: I don’t know, I only know how to understand the ways of the world, that is, all the rules of life. If this is all wrong, I have been practicing for thousands of years and I don't know what it means. I can't tell whether it is worth risking my life to save Xu Xian. I only know that I have to save him no matter what.

Even though the demon is like this, as the spirit of all things, people always ruin their feelings so easily. Do you feel a little ashamed in your heart?

? Both White Snake and Xu Xian are willing to admit that they are trapped in love, but Green Snake and Fahai are unwilling to admit it. It may be that they have never experienced feelings and don’t know what feelings are, so they assert He said that he is a kind of person who has no mortal feelings.

In the end, when White Snake, Xu Xian and many monks all died, and only at the moment when everything was lost, Fahai and Green Snake could understand that the mortal feelings really existed in their hearts. Emotions will also be hurt and trapped by love.

All living beings suffer, and all living beings have feelings. In the face of feelings, there is never any distinction.

Since ancient times, the beautiful love between humans and gods, humans and monsters has been praised for a long time, precisely because these inter-racial loves are more difficult and painful, and at the same time they are the most like love.

In today's society, people seem to be impetuous and unwilling to love someone sincerely and at any cost. On the contrary, in the face of money and material desires, love is more like a joke.

Finally, Green Snake said: "I came to the world, but was misunderstood by the world. You say there is love in the world, but what is love? Even you yourself don't know."

? I am sorry to be born as a human being. I just hope that there will be more truth and less falsehood in the world. After all, all living beings are suffering, so stop tormenting each other.

? Finally, it ends with the song from the film. In just thirty-one words, it expresses all the vicissitudes and sadness of the human world.

Life is like this,

Life is like this,

Life is destined to die,

Who knows, who knows?

Love ends and love begins,

Love is true and love is crazy,

Why? where?

? What a love!