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The classic lines of "Ling"
Getting a friend from you is not a waste in my life.
On several occasions, the sea was flat and the mountains and rivers were at the mouth of Bie Yun. Young at first glance, but as old as ever.
It's okay, Zhong Wuyan. It's okay, Xia Yingchun.
Buddha does not cross the border. Since there is no chance, why insist? If you don't dislike me, why don't you live with me?
It's no use beating your son on rainy days.
A bad man can become a Buddha by putting down his butcher's knife, but a good man cannot live forever by doing bad things. It doesn't make sense.
His feelings are pitiful, and his business is finished.
The blue water is crystal clear, and you can lick my tassels; The water in the rough waves is so turbid that it can be used to drown my feet.
My life is limited, but I know it is infinite.
Seeing a gentleman, Hu Yun didn't like it.
The wind and rain are like clouds, and chickens crow unceasingly. Since you see a gentleman, don't you like it?
When it is difficult to keep teenagers, there are always teenagers coming.
I believe in doing the right thing for heaven. If it's not reported, I will.
If I don't belong to this world, all ghosts will return to their eighteen layers of hell.
It turns out that I have been going back and forth all my life, and I still can't play when I want to. No one taught me when I wanted to practice. I can't afford what I want, and it's too late to stay.
Although my schedule is very full, I have accomplished nothing in my life and lived like a joke.
Kate died of old age after a cool rain, and it was a night of bitter cold that bullied the weak. The world was wasted, and the children and grandchildren were rich, and they met each other late, but they were helpless.
If the bosom friend goes, he will die miserably!
Only those who have never experienced the world yearn for heroes; Anyone who has experienced the world will know that the word hero is written in blood.
If I die at your hands, I will become a ghost, entangled with this evil world to the end.
Can you do whatever you want, but ask for a clear conscience?
Once the leader of the evil spirit finds his way back to earth, he will become human again. An ordinary, mother-in-law person will yearn for a day without secrets and haze, and he will want someone to accompany him all the time.
Ability, ideal and victimization
Xu, I just feel good to be alive, basking in the sun and having a name. Pretty good, Wen.
Having a friend is not a waste of this life-fortunately, your heart is the same as mine.
If you leave, Qianshan Mu Xue, who will I face alone?
Zi Shu: Hold your hand and sit and watch Shu Yun. Guest traveler: a lonely and rootless traveler. Zhou Xu: Zhou is incomparable. His body is flying.
But there is nothing to cross, and I welcome you myself.
Life is like a bubble of dreams, and the world is only looking for the joy of honey.
Flowers are always in the four seasons, and Kyushu knows everything.
Storms in rivers and lakes are evil, and it is difficult to go to the world.
The incense array pervades Yueyang, and the city is full of glass shells.
Everyone is a cicada, so who is a mantis? Who is the oriole?
Happy is also a day, unhappy is also a day, there are flowers that can be folded straight.
Hell is not empty, and you will never become a Buddha.
A trickle of Han river flows, and the sky shines through the world. Evil harms heaven, and clouds drown the sky.
This footwork is like flowing snow and light Yun Zheyue. It's beautiful, beautiful.
Come on impulse, have fun and go home.
The world is bustling for profit, and the world is bustling for profit.
Kate died of old age, a night of bitter cold bullied the weak, the world wasted, life and death were rich, and it was helpless to meet each other after a brief encounter.
Beggars work for three years, but the emperor doesn't change.
Bath in the Rhododendron Sea in spring, enjoy the Phoenix flowers in summer, enjoy the sweet-scented osmanthus in Qiu Lai, and have cold plum snow in winter.
Die or get out.
Tilt the lid as before, as white as new.
Getting a friend from you is not a waste in my life. Fortunately, your heart is the same as mine.
You chase after me, I chase after you. Legend has it from generation to generation in Jianghu. All corners of the country meet each other. Who is the supreme martial arts?
Face like peaches and plums, heart like snakes and scorpions.
Lang Ke is the end of the world, only you and me are enough.
But now that I have been thrown into hell, why should I be pointed back to the world?
Then Zhi Zhi made a decision, and then he could be quiet.
Do it knowing that you can't do it, and believe it knowing that people are unpredictable!
Everyone let me down, so I might kill them.
Storms in rivers and lakes are evil, and it is difficult to go to the world.
The incense array pervades Yueyang, and the city is full of glass shells.
The whole body is no better than that, and the body is flying.
This footwork is like the wind flowing back to the snow, and it is as light as Yun Zheyue. The so-called pot of wine among the flowers, I drink it alone. No one is with me.
Send beauty with wine.
Clouds, broken glass, who is sad about the ghost of Qingyashan?
The cool rain knows the autumn, the greenway dies of old age, the bitter cold deceives the thin, the world is wasted, the life is rich, and we meet each other late.
You have a heart like mine.
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