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High marks Kneel three and a half sentences (teacher profession) before 3 o'clock with 100 points in a hurry.

Knock gongs and drums and walk onto the stage. Let's celebrate New Year's Day with joy!

Good evening, class. Welcome to guide us. Whatever you say, don't run! I didn't have this sentence originally, but I added it after reading the post on the 20th floor. Don't throw things at me ~! )

There are many programs tonight, including talking, singing and dancing. The sketch is really funny!

Although the teacher is older than us, dancing is really awkward. what do you think? Very fashionable!

Come to school for three years, learn knowledge, and lead the front row tonight, warm!

Teachers have real feelings in lectures, students listen carefully in class and practice experiments with good operation and skills!

Although our school is small, the name of the school has changed this year, and the HKUST brand is hung in front of it, which is quite good!

Reading books, reading newspapers, tug-of-war basketball, running races, all men, women and children are involved, lively!

Welcome the Spring Festival to celebrate New Year's Day, getting better every year, and the colleges and universities are developing rapidly and proudly!

We are about to graduate, teachers and students will never forget, and we will keep in touch. (Dang) Let's talk about how to do it!

Text message ... (four people say oh ~ ah! )

The gongs and drums are loud, which makes people laugh. On Christmas and New Year's Day, all masters and doctors come together and have fun.

Those guys who beat gongs and drums were full of energy when they knocked on the stage. What if one person is missing? I'll do it.

Good evening, class. Welcome to guide us. Whatever you say, don't run.

Let's talk about our Nannong for a while. Don't shout too much if there are similarities.

Now Nannong is really magnificent, with flowers and green grass. Everyone loves Shaw architecture. Wow.

The atmosphere of seeking truth from facts and being brave in innovation is strong. The seminar discussed round after round.

Teaching and scientific research is not simple. What kind of boss is it to catch up with topics day and night?

At the end of the year, the subsidy will be 10 thousand, and each person will eat three and a half boxes of chicken, duck and fish casually (dang! ) nonsense!

Who says our graduate life is boring? There are also many piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Let's watch it tonight.

Basketball, badminton and football field are getting stronger and stronger. Talk about our ping-pong stick.

Graduate students have no taste to go to class or not. What if no one cares about your homework? (bang! ) copy!

Tutors work hard and are tired of teaching and research mode. I really admire if there is any trouble (hey! ) hey!

There are so many graduate students in our school. Beiyuan canteen has less meat and more tigers. I am so hungry that I can't see the pot.

What should I do when cooking in the canteen? Attracting the opposite sex cannot be wrong. If you meet a master for half a spoon.

Chatting in the computer room is a speculative meeting and then asking the Iraqi side.

Everyone must have a mobile phone. Hang up as soon as the bell rings and see what phone he is looking for.

There is nowhere to sit on campus at night. There are many lovers under the moon, and none of the girls belong to me.

Beautiful MM is really a lot. They are all smart and capable. I will see my sister-in-law in two months.

Do we sound alike? I hope everyone applauds. Don't clap mercilessly.

Everyone has worked hard to prepare for tonight's get-together, and there is a good program (bang! ) retreat!

Say the same question eight times, and it's still wrong. My stomach cramps. It's really hot.

Weak schools, how can they remain weak and work wholeheartedly?

I don't usually work hard. Grasp the scalp and look at the face in the senior high school entrance examination. It is really green.

Before the new year, former students sent new year cards, and the spring breeze was so sweet.

Teachers who are not tired of asking questions and teachers who can't get down, as long as you learn, you will really teach.

Boys and girls are obsessed with boys and girls, and the senior high school entrance examination is just around the corner. It is urgent.

The street vendor blocked the door, and the students spent money without blinking. This is a land of feng shui. Really busy.

Safety education is talked about every day, always thinking that every family has one. It was really scary.

The meeting in the morning lasted only half an hour, and I squatted down pale and fragile. It's really charming.

I am in my fifties and go to bed before eight o'clock. I am really tired of reading newspapers.

It's really sour to leave this three-foot platform after teaching for more than 30 years.

Concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, nothing to do. Look at the sky, it's so blue.

The gap between schools is a fact for many reasons. It's all my fault? That's weird.

Session after session, a few white hairs become one piece, and life is short and fast.

It is understandable that students are naughty, parents are arrogant, teachers are panicked, tears are streaming down their faces, and they really cry.

Any school is the same. Art teachers don't talk about "beauty", and the door is open. It's a mess

After graduation, all the students who can say hello to the teacher are good students. I'm not talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth.

The colder the weather, the bigger the naughty students open the window and stand out from the crowd. It's really cool.

The newly-built teaching building is bright, so don't be busy if you want to swallow our school. Honestly, it's crazy.

Too many bad students sue you and too many good students sue you. It's really annoying to be in a dilemma

Teachers' meeting reported scores, and several families were happy and worried, letting them "drink medicine." It is really bitter.

How to draw campus comics? It's really stupid to forget Rodin's sentence, "Beauty lies in discovery".

I'm going to "complain" tonight, with nine advantages and one hope. The art of talking is really unique.

Students can't read foreign languages, and teachers can't read his computer books. This is very interesting.

The headmaster has a teacher in his heart, and the teacher has a student in his heart. "Love the whole world" is true.

The headmaster has only been gone for three days, and the teacher is just like a student leaving the head teacher. It's so cool.

Who said that the new official took office with three fires? The headmaster has never let go of "fire" in recent years, and it is really prosperous.

The music teacher is quite confused, and all the students sing better than me. Self-study without a teacher is really "ok".

The better the class, the more energetic it is, and the more chaotic it is, the more annoying it is. No, class is really slow.