Dynamic sentences are humorous.

Sort out the sentences suitable for hair dynamics as follows:

1, old, coquettish, now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock!

3. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

After a long time, you will find that a man's appearance really doesn't matter. The important thing is that he has wisdom in his mind, responsibility in his heart and a lot of money.

5. Do you wipe your ass or flush first after going to the toilet? However, 99% people choose to lock the screen first.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

7. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

8, beheading is nothing, the head falls off but a bowl of scars, 18 is followed by zombies.

9. I am so afraid of heights that I can't bend my head to pick up money all my life.

10, it only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her. Step two, don't let her see the photos.

1 1. Don't always clamor for children's day gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

12, I'm really worried about getting wet today. I'm afraid I'm cute.

13, I like to go to the bank in summer. First, I went to wipe the air conditioner. Second, I went to see the balance. My body and mind will suddenly be much cooler.

14, life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.

15, beating is pro, scolding is love, and love is deep enough to be kicked.

16, the fortune teller said that someone would propose to me this year. I said, if I don't, I will kill him. As a result, someone did propose to me on 65438+February 3 1 that day. Look carefully, this is not a fortune teller!

17, don't always think that pies will fall from the sky, which is simply unrealistic. You must keep your feet on the ground. Maybe you will find money on the ground.

18, what's wrong with fatness! Have you eaten your sweet and sour pork ribs, braised beef, vinegar, cabbage, Mapo tofu and boiled fish?

19. If a girl walks in an ancient street, she is dragged back by the emperor to sleep, and she washes her face at night, will she be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

20. A week and a half later, my son finally spoke today. The first sentence turned out to be "call dad". Is that what I taught you?