A hamburger joke

1 A man came to the front desk and only said to me, "Please find me a seat first."

The customer rushed in and went straight to the front desk: "Miss, give me a Moscow chicken roll."

Me: "Sorry, we only have Mexico and old Beijing."

Client: "... then I'll take Moscow. "

Me: ...

A middle-aged woman came to order: "Give me a McDonald's."

Me: "Sorry, this is KFC."

Woman: "Oh! Then give me a KFC. "

Me: speechless, I turned and left. I really don't know how to tell her. ...

A customer walks to the front desk.

Customer: "Give me a small bowl."

Me: "Huh?"

The customer pointed to the menu, and I realized it was a sundae.

Me: "sundaes? What flavor do you want? "

Customer: "Apple's."

Me: "Ah? Sorry, I have never sold apples. "

Customer: "What's that green one?"

Me: "Oh, that's aloe."

Customer: "Aloe? Isn't that a flower! Can you eat? "

Me: "Yes!"

Customer: "Forget it, I never eat blindly." I want coffee. "

Me: (at a loss) "Sorry, I have never sold coffee."

Customer: "What's that black one?"

Me: "That's chocolate."

Customer: "forget it, chocolate is too sweet." I want the red one. " It's strawberries. "

Me: (super excited, I can guess right once. ) "Yes, how many do you want?"

Customer: "one, but I don't eat sesame seeds." You help me pick out all the strawberry seeds. "

Me:! @~#$%^&； & amp**~! @#$%^&； *

An old lady came in and said kindly, "Girl, give me a catty of chicken wings."

I want two garden hamburgers, one without meat and the other with two pieces of meat ...

Once a child came in and said, "Give me 20 packs of ketchup."

I said, "kid, we can't give you that much. Besides, why do you need so much?"

He said, "My mother said to cook cherry meat for me at night."

8 "A torch."

"Ah?"

"The kind you hold in your hand."

A customer walks to the front desk.

Customer: "I want strawberry fields."

Me: "OK, a strawberry sundae."

Customer: "Not this, I want strawberry fields!" " "

Me: "Ah? Oh, McDonald's is called Xindi and KFC is called sundae. It's all the same, we are KFC here. "

Customer: "Oh, strawberry new land, strawberry sundae, the same."

Me: "Yes, sir, you are so smart!" " "

Customer: "Hahahaha, then I will have a new chocolate shop."

Me: ~! @#$%^&； *~! @#$%^&； *

10 An old man went to the front desk to order food. He looked very skilled and pointed to the plate without hesitation and said, "I want a Cosimo!" "

I really didn't want to do it at that time!

1 1 Garfield listed.

A customer bought a family bucket and asked, "I bought such a big bucket." (Touching Garfield as he talks) Can I have a little tiger? "

12 customer: "Give me a Singapore meatloaf!"

I said to the caterer, "You order first, and I'll laugh at the back first!" " "

Customer: "Give me a roasted wing for Oscar."

Me: dizzy!

One day, an American sang came in and came to the counter.

He said loudly: "I want a' chicken rice flower rape'!"

14 a customer took out two coupons and threw them on the table, saying, "I want these two, take them away."

Me: "Do you want a spicy hamburger or not?"

Customer: "Hmm."

Me: "Do you want a spicy hamburger or not?"

Customer: "Hmm."

Me: "Are you ~ Han ~ Bao ~ hot ~ or ~ not ~ hot ~?"

Customer: (suddenly enlighted) "Spicy."

Me: "How about sundaes?"

Customer: "Spicy."

15 me: Welcome to KFC. what can I do for you?

Customer: Can you tell me how to get to the nearby McDonald's?

Me: # @% @ ...